Texas Democrats Women First Ever Both Governor Davis And Lieutenant van de Putte Candidates For 2014 Election As GOP Woman-Hater A.G. "Dark Money" Gregg "Women Are 'Hoes'" Abbott Attacks Texas Women Voters Last-Gasp Obsessed GOP To Strip Texas "Barbie Doll'" Women's Rights And Health Care Clinics

        Tuesday, 17 June 2014, DALLAS - With Texas' obsolete GOP candidates, handlers, rich and/or family sycophants desperately trying to hang on less than five more months and try to bluff it through one last gubernatorial election (even as lame-duck Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry helpfully shares his analogy hinting that the newly-styled "Perry the academic" is setting down his laser-sighted coyote-killing six-shooter as he learns to be read to first from presumably Dark Ages texts from which he alone apparently gleans teach that alcoholism is most comparable to homosexuality as a genetic weakness that can be overcome) these otherwise unemployable Texas Republican candidates' and their masses of hangers-on lunge back at what they have come to know as their very own "trough" of honest hard-working Texans' tax dollars become they believe their birthright. Perhaps they need to volunteer for a "surge" for their state and their country overseas and not yet another "plunge" for themselves and themselves at home.
       Given the changing demographics of the state of Texas in addition to the widely-reported Texas GOP election year strategy of widespread GOP rapidly growing corruption scandals relentlessly coming to light with another past decade-plus worth of illegal actions doubtless left to emerge or more likely sooner be exposed and prosecuted it is further downright mystifying to even try to imagine what if anything Texas GOP Gregg "Woman Hater" Abbott has in mind adopting his first "Women 'n Hoes" campaign theme song soon followed by carefully-orchestrated "Abortion Barbie" posters illegally adorning public property while confining himself to issues beyond his rampant hatred of women who make up over half of Texas voters to such dire matters as Ms. Davis' suggesting that beer not be sold in forty-ounce bottles. Now that is one game-changer for sure.
       One can only surmise that such dinosaurs-in-mind as Perry and Abbott are so cut-off in some (in their eyes anyway) rarefied world reeking with such upstanding citizens of out-of-state dark money "payday", title and short-term loan usurers and generously donating firms directly "regulated" in Texas by them from the reality of the State in which they collect their tributes (Perry mostly just on fly-by stopovers from his Japanese vacation radiation treatments looking down his nose at his dueling Texas taxpayer-funded governors' mansions) that Abbott and his GOP cronies and shadow world mob are so immersed in this muck that they have adopted these fine model persons' mindsets as their own long ago having shed what fine true honest genuine Texas values they apparently neglected actually to inherit themselves.
       Should readers happen to see say in the most recent Texas Monthly the new "studious" lame-duck Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry in his best imitation Wall Street get-up dark suit and shoes no boots six-shooter traded for eyeglasses readers particularly those from his hometown Painter's Creek, Teas probably are not fooled into thinking anyone in their right mind on Wall Street would actually interview him for a job unless that bank needed things to go "South" (no pun intended) really fast and figured Perry was probably headed for a long stint in prison anyway. No readers more probably may think he is off to be questioned by the Feds. The Feds have always been impressed by people who think a shower and a new dark suit and matching shoes can get them off of decades of serious offenses. Not. No more likely Perry is dressed to be let into the federal courthouse to sit on a bench outside where the grand jury sits and see if he can get any of his parade of cronies testifying inside the past month might bend the rules and give him a hint of to what it would be smartest to admit without going needlessly far at this point. At least until the Feds renew his passport.
       Fortunately for those whom those Republicans such as Perry are long ago and many times oveer already bought and paid for they merely must pull out the wads of cash for which they have come to expect and demand their most handsome "dividends" and safely sip tropical cocktails outside U.S. jurisdiction and certainly not actually have to sully themselves and stand with a straight face and directly be witnessed making it necessary for brave Democrat women candidates such as State Senator Wendy Davis to speak for the priceless few remaining hours left actually at least to attempt to address honestly many of Texas' truly pressing problems just to make it her duty to fend off yet another purely diversionary attack on dead issues made without conviction of what is left of women's rights in the State of Texas which is to say they will do none of the hard governing Texans actually elected them to do not coincidentally just like their frozen D.C. Beltway Republican compatriots (in the worst sense of the word) disintegrating without even making it past the primaries haunting the GOP before its very eyes.
       That rather than even a single self-serving Republican lawmaker or official addressing when they should be screaming about a really life-or-death issue such as what good are Texas jobs when one struggles to perform them like slaves in the dirtiest air in the country barely able to breathe, why the pristine God-given vast aquifers of Texas pure clean water are being paved and golf-course chemicalled over contaminated with rank poisons which will take hundreds of very expensive years to pump and treat from contaminated groundwater levels having sunk down hundreds of feet long after Texans' future generations have no place left even livable off the land of the once great Lone Star State that God left only in trust to their forefathers.
        Or why Texas GOP officials let BP get away with merely sinking unknown hundreds of millions or billions of gallons of highly toxic waste oil by mixing it with even more toxic "dispersents" such as the well-documented ultra-poison Corexit which could be used by the military to make nerve toxins when mixed together with oil together at least fifty-two (52) times more toxic than either alone. BP and Corexit know because it says so right on its drums that it cleans up nothing at all but just sinks vast quantities of horrid poison oil-chemical waste stew out of sight now in huge dark massing death clouds just beneath the surface of the Gulf coast where it exterminates all sea life once living there. All those familiar who depended on this marine environment for ages know nothing ever lived right on the surface anyway, left just beneath out-of-site out-of-mind in the BP killing zone where it will continue to wash dead ashore on the banks and marshes keeping on coming just like the Exxon Valdez Corexit-oil witches' brew has continuously since 1989 (twenty-five years later) but now again here by BP on the once beautiful healthy shores of the Texas Gulf Coast for generations to come or not and never even see nor believe how beautiful the coastline and waters once were.
       And all the honest hard-working Texans their livelihood fishing and shrimping having been stolen forced to work like hazardous waste facility wretches in direct dermal and eye contact with and breathing their respiratory-system killing fumes of this toxic filth having been denied wearing even there own bought respirators under threat of immediate firing by British Petroleum (BP) "because they gave the wrong [or rather the right] impression". That being the Gulf was now deadly where BP spilled forth unimaginable oceans of oil filth long after BP should have called who turned out to be its "very chummy buddies" from the Coast Guard to its "Dark Horizons" platform inferno immediately after the initial explosions which actually had already injured and killed several (American) workers. But BP said not to come it had it "under control". This actually may have been somewhat prescient at least on BP's managers parts as Coast Guard planes reportedly "missed" the entire Gulf of Mexico completely instead streaming highly toxic clouds of Corexit dumped directly on oil rig platforms and unprotected workers who had not yet sought asylum in Iraq.
       Most shamefully all those unknowing hardworking honest true Texas fisherman and others were forced to clean up or rather hide BP's mess for the ages or at least until the television cameras were gone and Florida got a season with no oil visible on its beaches to interfere with the tourist sunbathers because the Texans had to keep the oil so BP would feed their families. Let some of the many oil companies right here in Texas go do some deep sea drilling in the English Channel. What do readers say? Maybe off of Brighton Beach. And next time NATO is back in Iraq which sadly looks as if it better be soon let BP send the soldiers to man the front lines this time Britain having suffered so remarkably few injuries by hanging so far back out of harm's way guarding very little the first go round with the Americans miles ahead out in front.
      So sure there are plenty of real concerns for the Texas government to address and plenty of real work for the Government of Texas to get done. Even plenty of real fights to pick and not just with their own women if that is the way the bold GOP cares to govern. But lay off the Texas women, stop wasting everyone's time making women stand up for rights long ago proudly settled, and for goodness sake give them some women's health clinics. The Texas GOP government has left Texas women without a single women's health clinic west of San Antonio throughout the rest of the state. And treating more than half of one's state's voters like that, who also happen to be good hard-working honest Texans mothers, wives, sisters and daughters, among other things, now that is just plain stupid. Idiotic woman-hating the Abbott way to GOP fame and GOP glory and not to forget GOP fortune that the day fast comes even that Grand Old Party of Texas will get it through their heads and whatever is in them that no one with a modicum of self-respect would want that GOP brand of "success" except maybe burnt on readers know whose little pink behinds.

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