OnStar GM Police State Contract Amendments Expected to Overtake Netflix Debacle Including GM Stock Price Plummet

     Tuesday, 20 September 2011, DETROIT - The Ninth Amendment reminds that READERS SHOULD NOT READ FREE UNLIMITED DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Today's fact for the day is that even NETFLIX can take the big dive. The Ninth Amendment's hidden fact for the day is that readers who do not know how NETFLIX has now further compounded its error, including ill-thought-out hasty e-mails and statements and by choosing a taken Twitter name associated with profanity and drug use, are not we respectfully suggest keeping up with their news.
     GM's ONSTAR once revered and even now newly presented for after-market sale, yes that is right the Ninth Amendment predicts GM's ONSTAR police state unilateral contract changes appear to our lay non-legal staff to make clear that the system will now be primarily for use for police tracking even of vehicles without the service on or the service disabled. The apparent only alleged way to rid vehicles of the ONSTAR police tracking system will be to pay within the next couple months to have a dealership remove ONSTAR entirely at the customer's full expense. THIS INFORMATION IS NOT OFFERED AS NOR DOES IT PORTEND TO BE LEGAL ADVICE.
     As best the Ninth Amendment staff understands the legalese recently sent out by GM to formerly loyal customers GM now plans that these loyal customers also will have any emergency response charges passed on to them even when they use the ONSTAR emergency button feature for Good Samaritan acts that involve accidents or emergencies involving only others that ONSTAR drivers merely OBSERVE and REPORT.
     Readers are urged to demand of GM an immediate cessation of any such changes, to the extent the Ninth Amendment is correct in its preliminary analysis, and meanwhile predicts a GM ONSTAR debacle including stock price plummet and catastrophic loss of GM sales that will dwarf the loss of over ONE MILLION customers that NETFLIX has already seen before its most recently announced changes.
     The Ninth Amendment urges concerned readers to do their own research and/or consult their own legal or financial professional AS EVERYTHING STATED IN THIS POST DOES NOT PORTEND TO BE OFFERED AS LICENSED AND/OR PROFESSIONAL LEGAL OR FINANCIAL ADVICE IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER.
      Readers see it first reported here today in the Ninth Amendment. This is PRELIMINARY BREAKING NEWS presented by the Ninth Amendment as a public service with limited opportunity and limited immediately available resources to more fully analyze the GM ON-STAR predicted stock price plummet and is subject to change, revision, and/or further explication as editorial staff and global bureau resources permit. Get on it NEW YORK TIMES!

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New Music and Humor Features Unveiled by Ninth Amendment

      Tuesday, 20 September 2011, 51st STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - The Ninth Amendment reminds that READERS SHOULD PROBABLY NOT READ UNLIMITED FREE NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". So readers have you noticed that the promised new features to the soon-to-be top-rated website (yes ours!) now include FREE MUSIC if readers look down the right log column and click on the "Grooveshark" link set to Johnny Cash. Then readers may pick whomever they wish in the upper right "search box" at the site.
      As for the second Fact for the Day this one is another easy Hidden Fact that the Ninth Amendment now has again added a NEW FEATURE to celebrate, remember, Constitution Day was last Saturday, but it will be readers' Constitution all year long if readers READ IT PLEASE! And stand strong!

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Sent: Wed, Sep 14, 2011 9:27 pm - NEW HIDDEN HUMOR FEATURE
Subject: Court Reporting - Presented as Funny Excerpts Fair Comment of Below-Recommended Book (WITH NO RENUMERATION TO NINTH AMENDMENT)

IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT  FACE AS A COURT REPORTER             These are from a book called  Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that  had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking  place.    ATTORNEY: What was the  first thing your husband said to you that morning?    WITNESS:     He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'  ATTORNEY:  And why did  that upset you?   WITNESS:     My name is Susan!    ____________________________________________       ATTORNEY: This myasthenia  gravis, does it affect your memory at all?    WITNESS:     Yes. ATTORNEY:  And in what  ways does it affect your memory?   WITNESS:     I forget..  ATTORNEY:  You  forget?  Can you give us an example of something you forgot?    ___________________________________________         ATTORNEY:  Now doctor  , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know  about it until the next morning? WITNESS:  Did you  actually pass the bar exam?   ____________________________________    ATTORNEY:  The  youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he?    WITNESS:      He's 20 , much like your IQ.    ___________________________________________      ATTORNEY:  Were you  present when your picture was taken?   WITNESS:     Are you shitting me?    _________________________________________    (My Favorite)  ATTORNEY:  So the date  of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?    WITNESS:     Yes. ATTORNEY:  And what  were you doing at that time?   WITNESS:     Getting laid    ____________________________________________    (Another favorite)  ATTORNEY:  She had  three children , right?   WITNESS:     Yes. ATTORNEY:  How many  were boys? WITNESS:     None. ATTORNEY:   Were  there any girls?   WITNESS:      Your Honor, I think I need a  different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?    ____________________________________________     ATTORNEY:  How was  your first marriage terminated?   WITNESS:     By death..  ATTORNEY:  And by  whose death was it terminated?   WITNESS:     Take a guess.    ____________________________________________     ATTORNEY:  Can you  describe the individual?   WITNESS:     He was about medium height and had a  beard ATTORNEY:  Was this a  male or a female?   WITNESS:     Unless the Circus was in town I'm going  with male.   _____________________________________    ATTORNEY:  Is your  appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent  to your attorney? WITNESS:  No, this is  how I dress when I go to work.   ______________________________________     ATTORNEY:  Doctor ,  how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?    WITNESS:     All of them.. The live ones put up too  much of a fight.   _________________________________________     ATTORNEY:  ALL your  responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?    WITNESS:     Oral..    _________________________________________     ATTORNEY:  Do you  recall the time that you examined the body?    WITNESS:     The autopsy started around 8:30 PM  ATTORNEY:  And Mr.  Denton was dead at the time?   WITNESS:     If not , he was by the time I finished.    ____________________________________________         And last:     ATTORNEY:  Doctor,  before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?    WITNESS:     No. ATTORNEY:  Did you  check for blood pressure?   WITNESS:     No. ATTORNEY:  Did you  check for breathing?   WITNESS:     No.. ATTORNEY:  So, then it  is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?    WITNESS:     No. ATTORNEY:  How can you  be so sure, Doctor?   WITNESS:     Because his brain was sitting on my desk  in a jar. ATTORNEY:  I see, but  could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?    WITNESS:     Yes, it is possible that he could have  been alive and practicing law.

Would Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry as President Secede the U.S. from Itself? Our Hearts Out to Yemen

     Monday, 19 September 2011, PAINT CREEK, TX - Apologies patient readers but the Ninth Amendment could not overlook posting a further comment that like that posted earlier probably never will be published by the NEW YORK TIMES FROM WHICH READERS SHOULD NOT READ UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
     Furthermore as nap period and "quiet time" approaches here at headquarters we must refrain from presenting another fact for the day, hidden or unhidden, other than the following. Our heartfelt sympathies, blessings, good wishes and prayers (for those who care to pray) to the lost souls, the wounded, their loved ones, and all people particularly today of YEMEN for the horrendous violence they have endured and our shame at the reported United States timing in adding to that violence including by simultaneous "non-existent" drone strikes on Yemen as required only by direct orders from President Barack Obama. Shame shame shame.

NINTH AMENDMENT EXPECTS UNPUBLISHED NYT COMMENT 
     Thank you for your interesting article on the place from which idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry came, as we were wondering if he were really an "American-born" actual American citizen running (for is life) for President and not unconstitutionally from Albania or somewhere.
     The Ninth Amendment log is however left with the lingering question not answered as to whether, should idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry as President "secede" the United States from itself (before he brings apocalypse down upon the Country) in apparent recognition of all the blood spilled by patriots FOR this country, will his hometown of Paint Creek go with him or stick with the rest of us?
NYT DID DIGITALLY PUBLISH COMMENT (EDITED HERE) AT 6:43 PM

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Back to Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry, Future Inmate

     Monday, 19 September 2011, PAINT CREEK, TX - The Ninth Amendment reminds that READERS SHOULD NOT READ FREE UNLIMITED DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". It having been too long since this log re-visited idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry the Ninth Amendment takes this occasion of the Times' article today detailing Perry's hometown of Paint Creek (or something like that) and it's "mixed" feelings of the man who is about to take the "big fall". Incidentally, that was the fact for the day. Not hidden.

Comment Submitted to New York Times

     We at the Ninth Amendment log, including the entire editorial staff and global bureaus cordially express our sincere wishes that idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry is given due consideration by the parole board or appropriate entity for his exemplary service as a Boy Scout when he has served due time of his inevitable prison term, and that he is not "accidentally" executed by mistake should his place of incarceration be Texas and the Governor at that time someone of Perry's own integrity, disposition, and compassion.

 

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New York Times Disrespect for Constitution Day Angers Ninth Amendment Staff

     Saturday, 17 September 2011, 51st STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - The Ninth Amendment reminds that READERS SHOULD NOT READ UNLIMITED FREE NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The following additional post for today is another expected not to be published comment in response to the "fourth-rate" guest (we hope) Times academic opinion piece that is utterly disrespectful in his claimed "unconstitutionality" of  Constitution Day.
COMMENT:     
     Cute piece. We have reviewed your published opinion in the New York Times today and find it despicable for its lack of respect for the unique brilliance of the Founding Fathers, the sacred nature of the document of the Constitution as the best governing document ever created by peoplekind, and your ineptitude and unfitness for Constitutional interpretation. Every State's ratification of the United States Constitution was an implicit affirmation of its support for the celebration of Constitution Day. Your academic credentials indicate your lack of ability to even presume to interpret the Constitution.
     Why not focus on the unconstitutionality of the phony "War on Drugs", the "non-existent" drone campaign of the CIA, every "conflict" since WWII, and/or the completely unsupported use of the "Commerce Clause". We look forward to never hearing your interpretation of the doctrine of "Incorporation by Reference" to which we are more closely aligned than you might imagine.
     In your case, we the editorial staff and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment log hope given your so-called "credentials" you can recite the IXth Amendment by heart (it is not that long). You at first called to mind that Thomas Jefferson said "a little blood must be shed". However given our beliefs we decided we would rather fight to the death for your right to say what you wish, even on "Constitution Day". Hope never to see you again in the Times. Meanwhile "Merry Christmas", and "Happy Easter", too.

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New York Times "Axes of Evil" Comment Belatedly Published

      Saturday, 17 September 2011 (Constitution Day), NEW YORK, NEW YORK -

     The Ninth Amendment wishes readers a healthy, happy and prosperous Constitution Day today. We also remind that READERS SHOULD NOT READ UNLIMITED DIGITAL CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES FOR FREE SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The Ninth Amendment editorial comment which follows was FINALLY digitally published shortly after 1 a.m. EST as #113 in response to Mr. Paul Krugman's "Axes of Evil" statistical piece discussing the number "zero" originally published in the 14 September 2011 Times.

      Today's Fact for the Day is not a hidden fact but simply to inform we trust mostly unnecessarily our readers, other than idiot Rick "Payback" Perry (who is learning to read the Times' children's edition and coloring book), that the word "axes" is the plural of the word "axis". For idiot "Payback" Perry's benefit the "Axis Powers" were what Germany, Japan, and Italy were called in WWII, which is short for World War Two, which was the United States' LAST constitutionally conducted war, and one which we incidentally won. No, soon-to-be-unemployed idiot Governor Perry, the Mexicans were not a major combatant in that war.

     waronnothing Comment:

     Published digitally by New York Times September 17th, 2011     1:31 am

     In addition to our previous comment on this numbers stuff, we at the Ninth Amendment editorial board wish to point out that the unquestioned top music documentary of all time (after the PBS John Lennon in New York one) was "Spinal Tap". Please notice that ZERO was of no relevance whatsoever to this revolutionary band of extraordinary talent, who revealed that their biggest secret was that they always played with their amps at "11" whereas most other musicians sufficed with amps reduced to a top volume of "10".

     Spinal Tap did not need any kind of "bar graph" or whatever to know better than never to turn the amp to zero. As did Thomas Pynchon in "Gravity's Rainbow", the first "book" of which was called "Beyond the Zero" and featured a quote from Wehrner von Braun on scientific work convincing him of the eternal continuity of existence. How many of your numbers people made it through "Gravity's Rainbow"? Did you?

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Ninth Amendment Follows Up on Offer to Times and Advises Avoiding Flying

     Friday, 16 September 2011, 51st STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - Gentle READERS ARE REMINDED NOT TO READ UNLIMITED FREE NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY READERS SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
     The following is the Ninth Amendment's subsequent comment to Times' columnist Paul Krugman whose "Busy" piece was addressed yesterday. Yes, right, today's HIDDEN FACT FOR THE DAY is actually found in the following short piece (HINT, HINT ANOTHER NEW NINTH AMENDMENT FEATURE!).
     The HIDDEN FACT is not very obscure or hard to find but may be of enough interest to our readers whom we deeply care about and who still travel by commercial plane rather than a 1966 Ford Fairlane (remember to add lead to gas, exempt from "inspections", first year to feature mandatory seatbelts, add "safety brake light" to back deck) as we travel only on pavement or occasional dirt or gravel. Our warning refers to news released yesterday of real T.S.A. "inspectors" advising passengers how to smuggle contraband and guns around airport security checkpoints in return for small amounts of cash and "gift cards". Please research yourself if concerned.

Comment

     Sir, we see here at the Ninth Amendment early cocktail luncheon that you have only posted ZERO comments since the two you had up yesterday on your excellent but rather brief "Busy" piece, so naturally ours was not there as nothing had changed. We would like to expand our offer not only to write for you but review comments as well as we often have some free time between our cocktail luncheon and cocktail lunch while we wait for the pain doctor's pharmacy truck to arrive. P.S. we hope you are not traveling by plane, did you learn in the news yesterday that the T.S.A. shows people how to get guns around the airport security checkpoints for small amounts of cash, "gift cards", or trinkets?  No worries, they are Federal employees so could be suspended with pay for up to a week.

 

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Ninth Amendment Advises New York Times Columnist Paul Krugman

     Friday, 16 September 2011, 51st STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - The Ninth Amendment reminds all that READERS SHOULD NOT READ UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL MATERIAL FOR FREE SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The following advisory comment was submitted to Times columnist Mr. Paul Krugman today when he wrote a VERY short piece yesterday saying that he was "Busy, busy, busy". Today's bonus FACT FOR THE DAY is an equally short reminder that Washington, D.C. was not that hard to get from Virginia and Maryland because it was a mosquito-infested swamp then before being developed by Mayor Barry into a crack-infested crime den.

Probably Unpublished Comment to the New York Times

Dear Mr. Krugman, Always a pleasure, sir! Now the technique you used today of writing a REALLY SHORT piece probably will not work for too long as some of those Times folks are pretty sharp, except the executive ones maybe who spent 100 billion times what techies say it would cost them to make a paywall that even had the appearance of working at least.

On the other hand if you worked as we did for the Federal Government as  attorneys for a decade you probably could get by with posts like the above for 10 or maybe 20 years until retirement if you strategically used sick, personal leave, comp, work at home, time off, and holidays, vacation, etc. If your supervisor ever took a look at your work or came around your cubicle (you probably have a double cubicle, big guy!) then you could fill in an "employee self-evaluation" giving yourself the highest marks (as no one ever reviews them before they go to human resources).

But you really should use the opportunity to write in BIG LETTERS LIKE THIS that I CANNOT DO MY BEST WORK FOR THE PAPER UNDER MY PRESENT SUPERVISOR. If you really are that "Busy busy busy" then also use this form as a reason to produce no more work before you leave (he said he is traveling) but quickly cut out some old material from somewhere with expired copyright and leave it on your boss' boss' desk as your present work predicament will be under investigation so your supervisor will just want to steer clear of you.                       

Finally, as editors we guess of our own aspiring "Newspaper of Record" (that is Noam Chomsky speaking) called the Ninth Amendment, I bet you do not even know what it says, but we can offer to write and e-mail you some columns. Just tell us how many words, as we work best nights when fully stocked up on our 12 prescription medicines.You can pay us back when you are top dog there and give us jobs as we already know lots of that crowd from school anyway. Here is an idea for "our" first column (do not put our name though!) which is something we did, "How to Get a Perfect Score on the LSAT on LSD". Last part optional.

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Dick Cheney's Halliburton Again At Center of Death and Disaster - Deepwater Horizon Oil Rig Blowout Criminal Report Released!

     Thursday, 15 September 2011, WASHINGTON, D.C. -  The Ninth Amendment, we know, we know, again REMINDS READERS THEY SHOULD NOT READ UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT FOR FREE SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  Sorry readers for the endless redundancy of our leads regarding the Firefox Browser, but we are only trying to cover our .... you know .... Oh, we mean make sure the Times makes a little pocket change now and again.
      Curious about today's FACT FOR THE DAY?! It is one of our newest features in our web transition phase which is why readers now see advertisements littering this log from outfits such as major oil, chemical, and waste companies, not to mention the INSURANCE COMPANIES who own every unmarked tall and most other commercial buildings you can see wherever you are (excepting, sorry we are not sure, our growing former Soviet Union countries' readership, although this log now goes out in Russian as well as that is our second biggest audience).
      See, you learned possibly TWO new facts today, and it did not hurt that much, did it? Let us review. One, the Insurance Companies own every tall and most other commercial buildings with NO NAMES on them. Now, shhh, that is because THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THEY OWN EVERYTHING RIPPING YOU OFF FOR THEIR EXORBITANT PREMIUMS (AGAIN, DO NOT ALWAYS BELIEVE THE TV, OKAY?) WHILE THEY MAKE BAD FAITH DENIALS OF EVERY CLAIM YOU PAID TO HAVE COVERED UNLESS YOU ARE DICK CHENEY OR THE GUY WHO LEASED THE WTC, INSURED IT FOR PLANE HITS (HUH?) AND THEN CLAIMED 9/11/2011 WAS TWO EVENTS OR OCCURRENCES AND WON, but he had what we call VERY EXPENSIVE LAWYERS WHO DO NOT WORK FOR INSURANCE COMPANIES.
     As to any loyal readers actually still with us after the above feature/diatribe, what follows is yet again essentially a comment submitted by the editors of the Ninth Amendment to the New York Times which we never know will electronically publish us or try to scoop us or hit us with a prior restraint lawsuit (First Amendment Talk), so we get it out fast. Like a spicy burrito in a porta-potty at the State Fair. (Sorry last sentence another one of our interns sneaking up to the keyboard....) Dick Cheney probably "rents" a bunch of broken ones of those to the U.S Armed Forces, too. But see below regarding Dick's bigger tricks.

CHENEY SHAM CONTRACTOR HALLIBURTON OIL RIG CRIMINALS
      Today's reported release of the final investigation results of the Deepwater Horizon debacle confirm early reports including that of an incredibly slow British Petroleum response in reporting the rapidly unfolding disaster to authorities. Moreover the Report confirms that what occurred is not just a completely avoidable environmental disaster of monumental proportions and, if those responsible are lucky (or rich) enough, something short of murder charges.
     Just when the Ninth Amendment had bemoaned (find recent post with right column "search" feature) the apparent current sad financial state of former Vice-President "poor" Dick Cheney reduced to hawking his doubtless fictitious "memoirs" doing the Sunday talk show circuit professing his admiration for Hillary Clinton, what do we find but SURPRISE!
     Halliburton is right at the center of the disaster with Halliburton and Cheney's classic shoddy and/or non-existent work usually reserved for the United States armed services "sweetheart" contracts Cheney spent his time in public office perfecting. And we thought opportunities must have slowed for his BlackDeath outfit to kill civilians around the globe!
     Glad to see that rather than Cheney's heart exploding out of his chest when he took office nature saved that "calamity" for itself with the help of Cheney's Halliburton outfit remade as "deep sea cement experts" (all responsibility denied and put on BP by both Halliburton and naturally Cheney who "NEVER MADE A DIME" off a sweetheart contract for a company he ran, runs, or whatever).
     Sure, Dick, just show us the tax returns, please, and get back to what you are best at doing. There is always someone somewhere who needs to die. When that happens your heart stops. You know, just go ask your "people".

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