Thursday, 15 September 2011, WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Ninth Amendment, we know, we know, again REMINDS READERS THEY SHOULD NOT READ UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT FOR FREE SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Sorry readers for the endless redundancy of our leads regarding the Firefox Browser, but we are only trying to cover our .... you know .... Oh, we mean make sure the Times makes a little pocket change now and again.
Curious about today's FACT FOR THE DAY?! It is one of our newest features in our web transition phase which is why readers now see advertisements littering this log from outfits such as major oil, chemical, and waste companies, not to mention the INSURANCE COMPANIES who own every unmarked tall and most other commercial buildings you can see wherever you are (excepting, sorry we are not sure, our growing former Soviet Union countries' readership, although this log now goes out in Russian as well as that is our second biggest audience).
See, you learned possibly TWO new facts today, and it did not hurt that much, did it? Let us review. One, the Insurance Companies own every tall and most other commercial buildings with NO NAMES on them. Now, shhh, that is because THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THEY OWN EVERYTHING RIPPING YOU OFF FOR THEIR EXORBITANT PREMIUMS (AGAIN, DO NOT ALWAYS BELIEVE THE TV, OKAY?) WHILE THEY MAKE BAD FAITH DENIALS OF EVERY CLAIM YOU PAID TO HAVE COVERED UNLESS YOU ARE DICK CHENEY OR THE GUY WHO LEASED THE WTC, INSURED IT FOR PLANE HITS (HUH?) AND THEN CLAIMED 9/11/2011 WAS TWO EVENTS OR OCCURRENCES AND WON, but he had what we call VERY EXPENSIVE LAWYERS WHO DO NOT WORK FOR INSURANCE COMPANIES.
As to any loyal readers actually still with us after the above feature/diatribe, what follows is yet again essentially a comment submitted by the editors of the Ninth Amendment to the New York Times which we never know will electronically publish us or try to scoop us or hit us with a prior restraint lawsuit (First Amendment Talk), so we get it out fast. Like a spicy burrito in a porta-potty at the State Fair. (Sorry last sentence another one of our interns sneaking up to the keyboard....) Dick Cheney probably "rents" a bunch of broken ones of those to the U.S Armed Forces, too. But see below regarding Dick's bigger tricks.
CHENEY SHAM CONTRACTOR HALLIBURTON OIL RIG CRIMINALS
Today's reported release of the final investigation results of the Deepwater Horizon debacle confirm early reports including that of an incredibly slow British Petroleum response in reporting the rapidly unfolding disaster to authorities. Moreover the Report confirms that what occurred is not just a completely avoidable environmental disaster of monumental proportions and, if those responsible are lucky (or rich) enough, something short of murder charges.
Just when the Ninth Amendment had bemoaned (find recent post with right column "search" feature) the apparent current sad financial state of former Vice-President "poor" Dick Cheney reduced to hawking his doubtless fictitious "memoirs" doing the Sunday talk show circuit professing his admiration for Hillary Clinton, what do we find but SURPRISE!
Halliburton is right at the center of the disaster with Halliburton and Cheney's classic shoddy and/or non-existent work usually reserved for the United States armed services "sweetheart" contracts Cheney spent his time in public office perfecting. And we thought opportunities must have slowed for his BlackDeath outfit to kill civilians around the globe!
Glad to see that rather than Cheney's heart exploding out of his chest when he took office nature saved that "calamity" for itself with the help of Cheney's Halliburton outfit remade as "deep sea cement experts" (all responsibility denied and put on BP by both Halliburton and naturally Cheney who "NEVER MADE A DIME" off a sweetheart contract for a company he ran, runs, or whatever).
Sure, Dick, just show us the tax returns, please, and get back to what you are best at doing. There is always someone somewhere who needs to die. When that happens your heart stops. You know, just go ask your "people".
Copyright 2011 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved
Curious about today's FACT FOR THE DAY?! It is one of our newest features in our web transition phase which is why readers now see advertisements littering this log from outfits such as major oil, chemical, and waste companies, not to mention the INSURANCE COMPANIES who own every unmarked tall and most other commercial buildings you can see wherever you are (excepting, sorry we are not sure, our growing former Soviet Union countries' readership, although this log now goes out in Russian as well as that is our second biggest audience).
See, you learned possibly TWO new facts today, and it did not hurt that much, did it? Let us review. One, the Insurance Companies own every tall and most other commercial buildings with NO NAMES on them. Now, shhh, that is because THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THEY OWN EVERYTHING RIPPING YOU OFF FOR THEIR EXORBITANT PREMIUMS (AGAIN, DO NOT ALWAYS BELIEVE THE TV, OKAY?) WHILE THEY MAKE BAD FAITH DENIALS OF EVERY CLAIM YOU PAID TO HAVE COVERED UNLESS YOU ARE DICK CHENEY OR THE GUY WHO LEASED THE WTC, INSURED IT FOR PLANE HITS (HUH?) AND THEN CLAIMED 9/11/2011 WAS TWO EVENTS OR OCCURRENCES AND WON, but he had what we call VERY EXPENSIVE LAWYERS WHO DO NOT WORK FOR INSURANCE COMPANIES.
As to any loyal readers actually still with us after the above feature/diatribe, what follows is yet again essentially a comment submitted by the editors of the Ninth Amendment to the New York Times which we never know will electronically publish us or try to scoop us or hit us with a prior restraint lawsuit (First Amendment Talk), so we get it out fast. Like a spicy burrito in a porta-potty at the State Fair. (Sorry last sentence another one of our interns sneaking up to the keyboard....) Dick Cheney probably "rents" a bunch of broken ones of those to the U.S Armed Forces, too. But see below regarding Dick's bigger tricks.
CHENEY SHAM CONTRACTOR HALLIBURTON OIL RIG CRIMINALS
Today's reported release of the final investigation results of the Deepwater Horizon debacle confirm early reports including that of an incredibly slow British Petroleum response in reporting the rapidly unfolding disaster to authorities. Moreover the Report confirms that what occurred is not just a completely avoidable environmental disaster of monumental proportions and, if those responsible are lucky (or rich) enough, something short of murder charges.
Just when the Ninth Amendment had bemoaned (find recent post with right column "search" feature) the apparent current sad financial state of former Vice-President "poor" Dick Cheney reduced to hawking his doubtless fictitious "memoirs" doing the Sunday talk show circuit professing his admiration for Hillary Clinton, what do we find but SURPRISE!
Halliburton is right at the center of the disaster with Halliburton and Cheney's classic shoddy and/or non-existent work usually reserved for the United States armed services "sweetheart" contracts Cheney spent his time in public office perfecting. And we thought opportunities must have slowed for his BlackDeath outfit to kill civilians around the globe!
Glad to see that rather than Cheney's heart exploding out of his chest when he took office nature saved that "calamity" for itself with the help of Cheney's Halliburton outfit remade as "deep sea cement experts" (all responsibility denied and put on BP by both Halliburton and naturally Cheney who "NEVER MADE A DIME" off a sweetheart contract for a company he ran, runs, or whatever).
Sure, Dick, just show us the tax returns, please, and get back to what you are best at doing. There is always someone somewhere who needs to die. When that happens your heart stops. You know, just go ask your "people".
Copyright 2011 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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