Ninth Amendment Follows Up on Offer to Times and Advises Avoiding Flying

     Friday, 16 September 2011, 51st STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - Gentle READERS ARE REMINDED NOT TO READ UNLIMITED FREE NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY READERS SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
     The following is the Ninth Amendment's subsequent comment to Times' columnist Paul Krugman whose "Busy" piece was addressed yesterday. Yes, right, today's HIDDEN FACT FOR THE DAY is actually found in the following short piece (HINT, HINT ANOTHER NEW NINTH AMENDMENT FEATURE!).
     The HIDDEN FACT is not very obscure or hard to find but may be of enough interest to our readers whom we deeply care about and who still travel by commercial plane rather than a 1966 Ford Fairlane (remember to add lead to gas, exempt from "inspections", first year to feature mandatory seatbelts, add "safety brake light" to back deck) as we travel only on pavement or occasional dirt or gravel. Our warning refers to news released yesterday of real T.S.A. "inspectors" advising passengers how to smuggle contraband and guns around airport security checkpoints in return for small amounts of cash and "gift cards". Please research yourself if concerned.

Comment

     Sir, we see here at the Ninth Amendment early cocktail luncheon that you have only posted ZERO comments since the two you had up yesterday on your excellent but rather brief "Busy" piece, so naturally ours was not there as nothing had changed. We would like to expand our offer not only to write for you but review comments as well as we often have some free time between our cocktail luncheon and cocktail lunch while we wait for the pain doctor's pharmacy truck to arrive. P.S. we hope you are not traveling by plane, did you learn in the news yesterday that the T.S.A. shows people how to get guns around the airport security checkpoints for small amounts of cash, "gift cards", or trinkets?  No worries, they are Federal employees so could be suspended with pay for up to a week.

 

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