Having accomplished everything necessary to place Texas in a perfect position for success (other than a few tens of rankings vying with Arizona in 49th or 50th place in the United States in insignificant matters like education), Mr. Perry immediately after the votes were "pre-counted" headed to the "Big Apple" (New York). He went to promote Texas along with his new book which no one, including his publisher, knows the subject matter.
It may be about Mr. Perry's successes in the Boy Scouts of which all records have been "misplaced" as in his first and only other book, also about the Boy Scouts. Unfortunately his editors due to Mr. Perry's inability to read were unable to have him make editing suggestions. Mr. Perry is very excited about his book's imminent New York release so that he can have someone read it to him when he is not napping.
New Yorkers allegedly are dying to read the book as Texas Governor Rick Perry is one of the biggest sources of interest in the world to New Yorkers and the rest of the planet. Poor Texas taxpayers will as usual foot the bill for his and Mrs. Perry's travel and very extensive security in New York. New Yorkers thanks to Mr. Perry's and his wife's visits should soon be visiting Texas as yet another huge economic boon to Texas thanks to the selfless Perrys.
Mr. and Mrs. Perry on their constant travels out of state and around the world are now more or less thought of as the John F. and Jackie Kennedy of the modern era, and just as popular around the globe.
Mr. Perry will make a superb President of the United States in 2012 as he has demonstrated his ability to keep a state or country in perfect working order by taking frequent all-day naps and working no more than four hours a month. It is not known if he will be able to carry his six-shooter to protect himself from coyotes and street people on morning jogs from the Pink, Green, Yellow, White, huh? House in Washington, D.C. as it is rumored that it is illegal to carry a handgun in your running shorts there. The future "President" Rick Perry then would be arrested.
The Ninth Amendment reminds all committed and true Republicans, Tea Partiers, and folks who like political "payback" with interest from donations for the man's campaign, to vote for Rick Perry frequently and repeatedly. Mr. Perry always guarantees less government and secession from the United States if it messes with Texas or the Alamo.
It is not currently known how Mr. Perry will secede the United States from the United States if he gets upset about the issue, but if anyone can figure it out, his advisors can.
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