03 November 2010

Federal Law Enforcement Begins Massive Perry Voter Fraud Investigation

3 November 2010, AUSTIN - As "Governor" Perry slept peacefully in his Texas taxpayer-rented $10,000 a month Governor's Mansion in his Mickey Mouse pajamas with his six-shooter in the waistband (protection from the Mexican Mafia), Federal law enforcement officials overnight continued to descend upon Austin by the thousands from around the country to begin immediate investigation of confirmed voter fraud allegations against Perry.
At polling places throughout Texas, the Perry campaign realized that there were two lines, one to register, and one to vote. No one at all was watching to see whether those in the voting lines had actually registered.
Soon busloads of school buses reading destination "Perry" and "Further" began filling parking lots of polling places across the state.
Having been told he had to stop putting campaign contributions not spent on his one "Houston widow" anti-White TV ad, the sole basis of his campaign, into his private bank account, Perry had plenty of pay-off money left over from his five donors.
Soon voting lines wrapped around the buildings at polling places. Many noted that about one hundred thousand of the "voters" wearing "Perry for Govenor" (misspelled Governor) showed up just after school was out and appeared mostly to be between ten and thirteen years old. Tens of thousands of others appeared to be day laborers. Tens of thousands of others were disoriented people in wheelchairs from nursing homes, many on oxygen. The final large group numbering in the tens of thousands were in prison garb and repeatedly Tasered under armed guard. All except the prisoners clutched very big Tootsie rolls and $5 bills.
Thousands of Federal election officials, CIA, FBI, Army, Navy, Marines, and Coast Guard are spreading out across Texas seizing ballot boxes tonight and surrounding Governor Perry's rented mansion with tanks. At this point, it is not known if "Governor" Perry will try to shoot his way out with his six-shooter when he goes out for his morning jog and coyote hunt and presumably notices the tanks surrounding him.

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