Upon having the title read to him Mr. Perry realized that it was called "Fed Up" apparently believing it was about a time as an infant he got sick eating beef steer baby food. In fact actually "Fed Up" apparently concerns Mr. Perry's adamant denial that he would NOT run for US President in 2012 exactly as George W. Bush said the same thing about the 2000 President's race in 1999.
Mr. Perry did confess he does not like former President "little shrub" Bush whom he is exactly the same as except for his name which is different. Mr. Perry apparently slept through most of the reading of his new book "Fed Up" although later it was explained to him that amongst other things it was a brilliant manifesto about how Mr. Perry in about ten minutes figured out how he would have completely re-written the U.S. Constitution had the Founding Fathers invited him and were he alive in the 18th Century.
Mr. Perry, who possibly was almost a Rhodes scholar and Harvard Constitutional law professor also explained the wisdom of rather than having state legislatures follow any US Constitution he would just let each one of them run whatever government it cared to, and then Mr. Perry could pick which one was best. Mr. Perry may possibly win the Pulitzer Prize for his book but probably not the National Poetry Book Award because it is the wrong kind of book for that. Mr. Perry possibly could win the Nobel Prize as well because he is a living person.
Mr. Perry says he does not like the federal government because it is always trying to tell Texas what to do. He apparently still struggles with the idea that Federal Laws full of bad ideas like making the air clean enough to breath or teaching people how to read and write should have to be followed by Texas which is its own Republic and has its own license plates.
Mr. Perry apparently was devastated to wake up from his nap and learn that his book was not about what a successful Boy Scout he was like his earlier book which was the only book anyone has ever written about him.
Remember, you read it first earlier here in the Ninth Amendment, Mr. "I am NOT going to run for President" Perry now without a doubt will be running in 2012. The Ninth Amendment here picks him as the hands-down favorite to win, since like the man he cannot stand George "little shrub" Bush he is from Texas, which is the second most populous state after California. Therefore, like Mr. Bush who won neither the popular nor electoral votes in the 2000 election but who's brother was Governor of Florida, Governor Perry even without the incovenience of winning these actual vote counts can have Texas beaureaucrats arrange for him to get whatever votes he needs to make up the shortfall from registered voters illegal aliens and Texas' many life-term prison felons mostly in for shoplifting.
It still is unclear how if Mr. Perry decides to secede from the United States again once he is President, he will secede the United States from the United States if he feels this is "prudent". Then, of course, not only can Mexico have Texas back, it can have the whole United States as well.
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