Texas "Governor" Rick Perry and Sarah "Philosopher" Palin Expect 2012 Republican Presidential and Vice-Presidential Nomination

Tuesday 23 November 2010, ABOARD AIR FORCE THREE, Aloft aboard with former "President" George "little shrub" Bush on his historic "diplomatic" party-plane, Bush, Rick "What Can the US Do for Me?" Perry, and Sarah "Hey, Who Took My Brain?" Palin listened to secure conference call instructions as to how Perry and Palin would take the 2012 United States Presidency and Vice-Presidency elections respectively after Bush's dad explained to them how this would come about.
They can be expected to take office in January 2013 after a "rigged" election (as necessary), and then within a few months the United States will cease to exist as soon as anything important happens that they need to handle.
The Ninth Amendment releases this exclusive story with details to follow shortly as soon as the Ninth Amendment computer servers have fully transformed "little Shrub" Bush's, "Six Shooter" Perry's, and Sarah "Hey, Who Took My Brain?" Palin's responses into English and apply sophisticated logic computer programs to assess what it is most probable they were attempting to say aboard Air Force Three. The conference call unfortunately turned out not to be secure after it was mistakenly simulcast worldwide on Fox TV and Radio "news".

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