Saturday, 8 October 2011, LANGLEY, VIRGINIA - The Ninth Amendment wishes to remind readers not to READ FREE UNLIMITED DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The editors and staff of the Ninth Amendment wish to point out that the Central Intelligence Agency "Internet Improvement Division" may want to consider computer programmers with more ability and experience at "surreptitious" distortions of internet sites' design and/or postings than the current ones ,who are believed to be GS-1s, of those exercising their First Amendment right to free speech such as the Ninth Amendment. The CIA's generous use of taxpayers' money to attempt to "improve" the Ninth Amendment soon will be corrected and improvements implemented by extremely capable Ninth Amendment personnel.
The fact for the day is that the CIA and/or other Federal executive branch "national security" agencies spend your tax dollars and other dollars that are simply printed as needed to loosely categorize blogs, logs, and other internet posted publications either as those on the left and those on the right. The hidden fact for the day is that those identified as being on the left especially are privileged to be searched with extra scrutiny for keywords such as kill, PET-N, "Super Top Secret", names of certain individuals such as those eligible for "non-existent" drone visits, details on how much money for which Dick Cheney really has ripped off the United States, and so on as to other words and/or phrases that scare, anger, and/or confuse the CIA.
After untold hours of painstaking investigation and review and analysis of copious information provided by unnamed sources which in most cases is perfectly obvious anyway if one looks in the right places the Ninth Amendment has documented what in its opinion are strangely "coincidental" occurrences of interference with internet postings that appear to fit in many cases in the categories above listed including but not limited to the sudden disappearance from Google's "search engine" of such publications from nearly the exact time of such postings resulting unsurprisingly in a drastic drop in publication readership and thus prevent dissemination of "inconvenient" information. Specific examples will be provided for readers' own assessment.
Meanwhile President Obama's internal standing army of drug agents who must be kept busy have announced President Obama's "all systems go" on once again raiding and destroying California medical marijuana dispensaries legally licensed under California law. Presumably this will teach a lesson to those suffering from cancer and all manner of other serious illnesses causing them pain and needing medical marijuana to alleviate it that former self-described "selfish" illegal drug user President Obama really has lost all interest in being re-elected by any of the groups that got him elected in the first place.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
The fact for the day is that the CIA and/or other Federal executive branch "national security" agencies spend your tax dollars and other dollars that are simply printed as needed to loosely categorize blogs, logs, and other internet posted publications either as those on the left and those on the right. The hidden fact for the day is that those identified as being on the left especially are privileged to be searched with extra scrutiny for keywords such as kill, PET-N, "Super Top Secret", names of certain individuals such as those eligible for "non-existent" drone visits, details on how much money for which Dick Cheney really has ripped off the United States, and so on as to other words and/or phrases that scare, anger, and/or confuse the CIA.
After untold hours of painstaking investigation and review and analysis of copious information provided by unnamed sources which in most cases is perfectly obvious anyway if one looks in the right places the Ninth Amendment has documented what in its opinion are strangely "coincidental" occurrences of interference with internet postings that appear to fit in many cases in the categories above listed including but not limited to the sudden disappearance from Google's "search engine" of such publications from nearly the exact time of such postings resulting unsurprisingly in a drastic drop in publication readership and thus prevent dissemination of "inconvenient" information. Specific examples will be provided for readers' own assessment.
Meanwhile President Obama's internal standing army of drug agents who must be kept busy have announced President Obama's "all systems go" on once again raiding and destroying California medical marijuana dispensaries legally licensed under California law. Presumably this will teach a lesson to those suffering from cancer and all manner of other serious illnesses causing them pain and needing medical marijuana to alleviate it that former self-described "selfish" illegal drug user President Obama really has lost all interest in being re-elected by any of the groups that got him elected in the first place.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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