15 October 2011

The Worst Medical Doctors You Think You Never Met In Your Life

     Saturday, 15 October 2011, SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS - The Ninth Amendment reminds readers to avoid READING FREE UNLIMITED DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY USING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS SET TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  The Ninth Amendment for some time has been compiling verified factual materials and accounts based entirely on our personally experienced and/or observed close family members' mistreatment by doctors.
     Medical doctors make idiot mistakes, engage in completely unnecessary lucrative medical procedures, and literally "practice" medicine with aptitude and ability resulting frequently in frightening circumstances or consequences for readers and others (unreported whenever possible) forced into doctors' "care" by injuries, illnesses, EMT drivers, and hospitals that have verified they have good insurance.
     The fact for the day is that doctors and pharmacists never make errors. For evidence doctors in the United States may point to the new reality but do not that they now "may" enjoy assistance under the scrutiny of health insurers, pharmaceutical companies, the DEA, FDA, and state medical boards who "direct" their practice of medicine and help maximize U.S. medical doctors' profits which are the highest of any doctors in the world, with orthopedic surgeons topping the list.                         
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     The hidden fact for the day is that doctors also are "assisted" through the benevolent medical expertise of armies of lawyers and telephone operators at health insurance companies, pharmaceutical company lobbyists who convince the FDA that "clinical trials" performed on about six people for which the companies themselves both pay to perform and to have reviewed by the U.S. government agencies, and not to forget young usually women in short skirts who bring doctors' staffs free gourmet sandwiches and experimental drug samples at lunchtime, and from time to time comp doctors and their significant others to rigorous "educational" weeklong junkets to places such as Tahitian resorts.
     A vast multitude of law enforcement and other officials whose work porn filters prevent them from spending their entire shifts on the internet watching anatomically informational programming carefully monitor doctors' practices with the benefit of untold paid hours spent re-taking their law enforcement G.E.D.s after getting jobs provisionally through relatives to keep an eye on doctors and others who trespass on their "drug turf".
     Shrewd doctors spend the majority of their work time denying patients any medications that might make patients actually feel better should the doctors risk a dime in penalties or censure for "overdoing" it with "feelgood mills" but instead cash in on their legal status as licensed "prescription pushers" sparingly giving out prescriptions to patients who face horrible wrath and even "firing" as patients should they ever lose or have prescriptions stolen more than once a quarter century.
     These physicians "go with the flow" by compelling patients to make a new unnecessary appointment for each totally routine prescription often for highly dangerous medications such as are now sold over-the-counter as many doctors neglect to tell their patients who are not aware of the latest developments with things such as ibuprofen and "heart-healthy" aspirin which hardly been been tested at all except for use by millions of people for over a hundred years.
     Such prescription renewals generally do not really absolutely require monthly blood panels, x-rays, CAT scans, MRIs, and PET scans often ordered by doctors who own the testing facilities in whole or in part where patients are ordered to have the tests performed and then frequently lost by the doctors' testing facilities or simply taken of wrong parts of the body repeatedly with the extra benefit of assessing patients' capacity for withstanding lifelong accumulations of unnecessary radiation loads and assisting physicians in paying off their pricey testing machines (usually made by General Electric which "brings good things to life" such as polluting the Hudson River through PCB outfalls rendering the river essentially dead for about the last century).
     Is many cases these modern miracles of medicine have been as mentioned above witnessed or experienced by Ninth Amendment editorial staff and global bureau contributors who literally have had to save parents' and/or other family members' lives by insisting their parents, for example, not be removed from the ICU to a "semi-private" room when their blood pressure is rising and falling like a roller coaster every five minutes, or by families forbidding their bedridden members from being administered medications that clearly are counter-indicated or plain cautioned against as "deadly" in some physical conditions listed in such obscure publications as the Physician's Desk Reference or computer accessible monographs which physicians are unable to decipher due to their extensive and often exclusive training in the use of handwritten secret doctor code.
     Most recently in the past week one editorial staff member's father was denied the fairly newly available stroke medicine that can reverse stroke effects if  administered quickly and sometimes within three hours by emergency medical personnel per doctors' orders. In this case although brain scans showed no damage the family was immediately called to inform them that their father's (unidentified) stroke could not be treated with the medicine despite quick delivery to a hospital because he "had high blood pressure" (a condition presumably found quite rarely in stroke patients).
      When the family physician arrived after learning the family was told over the phone that the chances were negligible that the father would EVER recover from totally unspecified physical and mental brain damage, the family physician performed a modern medical miracle by yelling at the hospital physicians and removing the patient to another hospital from which he today was released walking and talking with no sign whatsoever of having had any medical problem when admitted to the first hospital a few days ago with dire warnings.
     Family members who love family members do all they can NOT to let their family members go to or stay overnight at hospitals alone or with a bodyguard regardless of what they are told the "rules" may be, as nighttime is the time when today's hospital corporations are most tempted so as to turn a "modest profit" by really allowing the most "challenged" caregivers on their staffs to care for patients between emptying medical waste and sleeping and self-testing medications in closets.

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