Monday, 17 October 2011, WEST MIFFLIN, PA. - The Ninth Amendment reminds readers to refrain from READING FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry this past Friday after admitting his horrific debate performances sought before an impartial audience of steel workers to redeem himself with the announcement of his totally unawaited "economic proposal" immediately identified as essentially stolen from a recent oil and gas industry "wish list".
The "fact for the day" is that Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's aides would not even respond to inquiries as to whether the "economic plan" merely regurgitated a recent oil and gas industry proposal that would allow drilling in every free square inch of the country, strip away all meaningful government regulations, and eliminate the Environmental Protection Agency which does not even have jurisdiction over nearly any of the oil and gas activity.
Today's "hidden fact for the day" is that attendees at the grand "comeback" moment readily noted that most anecdotal "facts" Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry attempted to relate as he continued to practice his English as a tenth language were plainly incorrect with at least one being identified most likely as simply an outright lie. The "Business State" Governor is alleged to have acquired his most recently "shared" area of expertise in economics while studying animal husbandry at Texas A&M University which still will not acknowledge that it has any record of him ever existing.
The good news is that as Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry relentlessly accelerates his freefall from politics forever whenever he opens his mouth he did venture without explanation to declare that his "economic plan" will generate 1.2 million jobs as unregulated oil and gas drilling presumably quickly ramps up throughout Alaska and whatever remains of the rest of the American wilderness and any surrounding bodies of water surrounding the United States.
Presumably these jobs will be created in the fields of medical and hospital care, natural disaster control, enormous expansion of federal agencies such as FEMA to arrive just in time to cart away bodies, and stupendous growth in funeral homes and cemeteries which apparently will have spacious areas of former wilderness now become gas and oil puddles in vast areas of dirt and waste in which to expand.
As to how Texas Idiot Liar Governor Perry's "economic plan" will do anything at all to help abate in any way the current United States' and resulting global recession now thought to be the worst since the "Great Depression" and yet another crowning legacy of the administration of Perry's former boss never-elected "President" George "little shrub" Bush (after Perry changed from Democrat into Republican) was not touched upon by the "candidate" testing the limits of gravity's acceleration for his irreversible crash-landing probably amidst a top-polluting refinery or heavy industry plant in Texas home of the nation's dirtiest air.
Or, if any meaningful recovery plan were announced or attempted to be explained, the steel workers' coffee break already had ended and anyone else such as freelance reporters also had left in disgust at seeing an apparently grown man insistently continue to humiliate himself before a nation and world that long ago lost all interest in him in his desperate attempts at immortality as being the stupidest candidate ever to run for President of the United States.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
The "fact for the day" is that Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's aides would not even respond to inquiries as to whether the "economic plan" merely regurgitated a recent oil and gas industry proposal that would allow drilling in every free square inch of the country, strip away all meaningful government regulations, and eliminate the Environmental Protection Agency which does not even have jurisdiction over nearly any of the oil and gas activity.
Today's "hidden fact for the day" is that attendees at the grand "comeback" moment readily noted that most anecdotal "facts" Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry attempted to relate as he continued to practice his English as a tenth language were plainly incorrect with at least one being identified most likely as simply an outright lie. The "Business State" Governor is alleged to have acquired his most recently "shared" area of expertise in economics while studying animal husbandry at Texas A&M University which still will not acknowledge that it has any record of him ever existing.
The good news is that as Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry relentlessly accelerates his freefall from politics forever whenever he opens his mouth he did venture without explanation to declare that his "economic plan" will generate 1.2 million jobs as unregulated oil and gas drilling presumably quickly ramps up throughout Alaska and whatever remains of the rest of the American wilderness and any surrounding bodies of water surrounding the United States.
Presumably these jobs will be created in the fields of medical and hospital care, natural disaster control, enormous expansion of federal agencies such as FEMA to arrive just in time to cart away bodies, and stupendous growth in funeral homes and cemeteries which apparently will have spacious areas of former wilderness now become gas and oil puddles in vast areas of dirt and waste in which to expand.
As to how Texas Idiot Liar Governor Perry's "economic plan" will do anything at all to help abate in any way the current United States' and resulting global recession now thought to be the worst since the "Great Depression" and yet another crowning legacy of the administration of Perry's former boss never-elected "President" George "little shrub" Bush (after Perry changed from Democrat into Republican) was not touched upon by the "candidate" testing the limits of gravity's acceleration for his irreversible crash-landing probably amidst a top-polluting refinery or heavy industry plant in Texas home of the nation's dirtiest air.
Or, if any meaningful recovery plan were announced or attempted to be explained, the steel workers' coffee break already had ended and anyone else such as freelance reporters also had left in disgust at seeing an apparently grown man insistently continue to humiliate himself before a nation and world that long ago lost all interest in him in his desperate attempts at immortality as being the stupidest candidate ever to run for President of the United States.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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