Wednesday, 28 March 2012, Washington, D.C. - The Ninth Amendment REMINDS OUR FAITHFUL READERS TO AVOID READING FREE UNLIMITED DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" especially now that the Times purports to have imminent plans to reduce "free" article reading from twenty (20) to a niggardly ten (10) a month.
The editorial staff and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment again apologize to our loyal readers as our game of cat-and-mouse with the National Security Agency continues. The NSA gets a new GPS system that tracks to the nearest centimeter, we get one that tracks to the nearest millimeter. The NSA gets new night vision combo infrared-10,000 candlelight gear that allows it from a satellite to read the date on a penny on the street in New York, we get new gear that allows us from the planet Pluto to read "LIBERTY" to the left of President Lincoln's head on a penny buried 30,000 feet in an ocean trench still covered with muck from Captain Hazelwood's Exxon Valdez mishap.(Still did not pay that $1 billion jury award after 25 trips to the Supreme Court, has Exxon?)
The NSA gets frustrated and so has a very large contractor from the latest corporate iteration of Dick "Pig Heart" Cheney's "Blackdeath" outfit disguised as an African-American woman demanding $1.50 for a malt liquor toss one of our editors across the hood of a car speeding by on the main thoroughfare in "Hurricane" Carter's ("He could have been champion of the world. . . .") northern New Jersey hometown. And so it goes.
Return from digression to note the news of the week as in the hallowed pure Italian marble halls of the Supreme Court the almost nine mentally unfit socio-psychopaths (word Copyright 2012 Big M and Little L) on the bench prepare to toss out Romneycare. Mr. Justice Scalia's incisive analogy of health insurance to broccoli making even the New York Times scratch its head. The black-robed gang glaring down from its bench in Fantasyland what do they care? They still get free care at Walter Reed, do they not? Though those in Washington, D.C. beginning to wonder if perhaps the standards have fallen somewhat there since they lost President Kennedy's brain. Or maybe that was the Smithsonian or Library of Congress, Thomas Pynchon might observe.
No matter the brain-rotted denizens of the bench who have let Congress get away with any law under the "Commerce" or whatever clause (except of course outraged naturally finding a ban on handguns in schoolzones unconstitutional wildly beyond Congress' power). The Ninth Amendment predicts the Court's decision is a foregone conclusion, ninety-nine per cent of American's will hate this cast forever, and the Court will single-handedly insure President Obama's re-election. You read it here first. Take it to Vegas.
Copyright 2012 Big M and Little L All World Rights Reserved
The editorial staff and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment again apologize to our loyal readers as our game of cat-and-mouse with the National Security Agency continues. The NSA gets a new GPS system that tracks to the nearest centimeter, we get one that tracks to the nearest millimeter. The NSA gets new night vision combo infrared-10,000 candlelight gear that allows it from a satellite to read the date on a penny on the street in New York, we get new gear that allows us from the planet Pluto to read "LIBERTY" to the left of President Lincoln's head on a penny buried 30,000 feet in an ocean trench still covered with muck from Captain Hazelwood's Exxon Valdez mishap.(Still did not pay that $1 billion jury award after 25 trips to the Supreme Court, has Exxon?)
The NSA gets frustrated and so has a very large contractor from the latest corporate iteration of Dick "Pig Heart" Cheney's "Blackdeath" outfit disguised as an African-American woman demanding $1.50 for a malt liquor toss one of our editors across the hood of a car speeding by on the main thoroughfare in "Hurricane" Carter's ("He could have been champion of the world. . . .") northern New Jersey hometown. And so it goes.
Return from digression to note the news of the week as in the hallowed pure Italian marble halls of the Supreme Court the almost nine mentally unfit socio-psychopaths (word Copyright 2012 Big M and Little L) on the bench prepare to toss out Romneycare. Mr. Justice Scalia's incisive analogy of health insurance to broccoli making even the New York Times scratch its head. The black-robed gang glaring down from its bench in Fantasyland what do they care? They still get free care at Walter Reed, do they not? Though those in Washington, D.C. beginning to wonder if perhaps the standards have fallen somewhat there since they lost President Kennedy's brain. Or maybe that was the Smithsonian or Library of Congress, Thomas Pynchon might observe.
No matter the brain-rotted denizens of the bench who have let Congress get away with any law under the "Commerce" or whatever clause (except of course outraged naturally finding a ban on handguns in schoolzones unconstitutional wildly beyond Congress' power). The Ninth Amendment predicts the Court's decision is a foregone conclusion, ninety-nine per cent of American's will hate this cast forever, and the Court will single-handedly insure President Obama's re-election. You read it here first. Take it to Vegas.
Copyright 2012 Big M and Little L All World Rights Reserved
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