Friday, 11 September 2009, San Antonio, TX, 10:45CST. George Bush the "shrub" former "President" reportedly in the early hours today escaped rehab in "Air Force Five", the decrepit WWI plane reserved for use by former disgraced "Presidents" when it is not under repair, reportedly escaped his Texas crack treatment facility by telling the pilots he needed to buy some Tums. Drinking nail polish remover and brandishing a blow dryer, he told them he was "all excited that 9/11 worked out so well."
As readers may recall the former "President" was that day eight years ago learning to read with elementary school children and ignored information that the first of the Twin Towers had been hit by a "terrorist" jet (actually lent by the Bush family with plenty of insurance.)
Mr. Bush commandeered Air Force Five after being reminded that California actually was in a westerly rather than eastern direction from Texas. He directed an emergency landing at the Betty Ford Center or Graceland, which he was told was in Memphis. When the Betty Ford Center denied him admittance and told him to come back "during normal business hours", denying him the benzodiazepines, Dilaudid, 151 Proof Bacardi Rum, morphine injectable leg ampules, and pharmaceutical-grade cocaine that he demanded, he was reportedly escorted from the facility by security personnel. After he boarded, Air Force Five was last seen heading for Mexico, where the Bush family is rumored to control a vast cartel including illegal drug processing and transportation centers. Keep posted. Copyright 2009 by Big M and Little L, all United States and world rights expressly reserved.
As readers may recall the former "President" was that day eight years ago learning to read with elementary school children and ignored information that the first of the Twin Towers had been hit by a "terrorist" jet (actually lent by the Bush family with plenty of insurance.)
Mr. Bush commandeered Air Force Five after being reminded that California actually was in a westerly rather than eastern direction from Texas. He directed an emergency landing at the Betty Ford Center or Graceland, which he was told was in Memphis. When the Betty Ford Center denied him admittance and told him to come back "during normal business hours", denying him the benzodiazepines, Dilaudid, 151 Proof Bacardi Rum, morphine injectable leg ampules, and pharmaceutical-grade cocaine that he demanded, he was reportedly escorted from the facility by security personnel. After he boarded, Air Force Five was last seen heading for Mexico, where the Bush family is rumored to control a vast cartel including illegal drug processing and transportation centers. Keep posted. Copyright 2009 by Big M and Little L, all United States and world rights expressly reserved.
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