10 September 2009

George Bush Expresses Regret for Poorly Orchestrating JFK Homicide

     September 10, 2009. San Antonio, TX. 5:10pm CST. Former President Bush, Sr. while emerging from a brothel in suburban Reno, NV today expressed regret for not better planning the assassination of JFK in Dallas. Former President Bush was the CIA official responsible for JFK's security at the time. The former President Bush expressed regret for "not better targeting JFK" and presumably also wounding the Governor of Texas with the "magic bullet" as he sat in front of JFK.
     The former President Bush has been especially emotional this week reportedly because he "did not get his fair cut" of the insurance payoff from the 9/11 "terror attacks". As reported in NRA publication The American Rifleman,he helped plan the attacks with his son the President and Bush family financial partner Osama bin Laden. Bush did express his satisfaction concerning the World Trade Center total failure to provide adequate security against the attacks for which the Bush family of course had contracted to provide.Copyright 2009 by Big M and Little L, all United States and world rights expressly reserved.

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