Wednesday, 23 September 2009, Riyadh - Former "President" Bush Little Shrub temporarily regained "consciousness" today when his liver and kidneys, which had been hit by big stones, briefly functioned and got some of the toxins out of his blood.
It is a matter of debate in the psychiatric community as to whether Mr. Bush has ever really been in a "state of even partial consciousness" since his birth. Mr. Bush was born by Caesarian birth and evidently many of the wrong powerful pharmaceuticals were administered. The drugs including high doses of thorazine were actually meant to be administered to a "psychotic" patient in a full-blown psychotic episode who had lapsed into a coma. In any case the psychotic patient had accidentally been placed in the bed immediately adjacent to Baby Bush' in the maternity ward. Baby Bush' behavior had been so "freakish", "weird" and "idiotic" that he was mistakenly thought to be the youngest patient ever in the locked mental ward.
In any case Mr. Bush briefly spoke and ordered "ten times as many troops" to Afghanistan where he evidently sensed the potential for another debacle. Apparently Mr. Bush believed he was still "posing as President" despite the fact that his coup d'etat ended in disgrace nearly a year ago. He still demonstrated a keen ability to "make horrible policy decisions" adding hope that he would live to be tortured in "Gitmo" and executed in Texas or one of the many other jurisdictions where he has been sentenced to death "in abstentia". This will obviate the need for a show trial such as was staged for Saddam Hussein before this predetermined execution. Copyright 2009 by Big M and Little L, all United States and world rights expressly reserved.
It is a matter of debate in the psychiatric community as to whether Mr. Bush has ever really been in a "state of even partial consciousness" since his birth. Mr. Bush was born by Caesarian birth and evidently many of the wrong powerful pharmaceuticals were administered. The drugs including high doses of thorazine were actually meant to be administered to a "psychotic" patient in a full-blown psychotic episode who had lapsed into a coma. In any case the psychotic patient had accidentally been placed in the bed immediately adjacent to Baby Bush' in the maternity ward. Baby Bush' behavior had been so "freakish", "weird" and "idiotic" that he was mistakenly thought to be the youngest patient ever in the locked mental ward.
In any case Mr. Bush briefly spoke and ordered "ten times as many troops" to Afghanistan where he evidently sensed the potential for another debacle. Apparently Mr. Bush believed he was still "posing as President" despite the fact that his coup d'etat ended in disgrace nearly a year ago. He still demonstrated a keen ability to "make horrible policy decisions" adding hope that he would live to be tortured in "Gitmo" and executed in Texas or one of the many other jurisdictions where he has been sentenced to death "in abstentia". This will obviate the need for a show trial such as was staged for Saddam Hussein before this predetermined execution. Copyright 2009 by Big M and Little L, all United States and world rights expressly reserved.
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