San Antonio. 10 September 2009. 3:45 CST. This just in. The former "President" the shrub little one Bush is still heavily sedated in rehab for crack addiction at an undisclosed location in Texas. You may have noticed he's been missing for a while since he was acting as President after his two coups d'etat in which he failed to gain the Presidency because he had neither the popular nor electoral votes. Helped by his criminal brother Governor of Florida, a corrupt and biased Supreme Court, he had managed with the help, of course, of his father to steal the position which Al Gore actually won. As John Kerry did four years later.
Mr. Bush, who was known while "serving" as Texas governor for his cognitive challenges and cocaine addiction, apparently used the US Presidency to acquire crack and high quality cocaine from the CIA and rich Republican cronies. Arrested late last month while having sex with an underage teenage boy in El Paso, TX, Mr. Bush faces execution in Texas for his criminal behavior. Stay tuned for breaking news updates. Copyright 2009 by Big M and Little L, all United States and world rights expressly reserved.
Mr. Bush, who was known while "serving" as Texas governor for his cognitive challenges and cocaine addiction, apparently used the US Presidency to acquire crack and high quality cocaine from the CIA and rich Republican cronies. Arrested late last month while having sex with an underage teenage boy in El Paso, TX, Mr. Bush faces execution in Texas for his criminal behavior. Stay tuned for breaking news updates. Copyright 2009 by Big M and Little L, all United States and world rights expressly reserved.
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