Thursday, 24 September 2009, Wall Street, NY - Former "President" Bush Wall Street law partners returned from a long "weekend" in the Hamptons to reassure other clients that they were still having their underpaid associates "press forward with all possible billable delays in prosecuting other clients' cases besides former "President" Bush". It is reported that terrorist and Bush family funding for "the little shrub"'s legal defense will be limited at some point as it appears one way or another he will be executed by some "government" somewhere and the lawyers will still need to be able to bill their other clients who are still alive.
Wall Street law partners did make a terse "concerted" statement to the Press on behalf of all Bush lawyers everywhere that the former disgraced "President" will be invoking the "state seccrets privilege". The "privilege", concocted by the former Bush "Administration", criminal Justice Department officials and of course the CIA, was one of the further "death blows" to the US Constitution concocted under the former "Bush" administration.
Wall Street partners were seen taking helicopters back to the Hamptons at lunchtime in New York for the beginning of their next "weekend" after a long morning spent proofing legal bills to make sure they passed the "laugh" test. Many corporate lawyers are of course former Wall Street law partners who "still want to be paid about $800,000 dollars a year to do nothing" and therefore send out all legal work to their former "law firms" for about $650 dollars an hour plus kickbacks.
Some have had to endure pay cuts down to as low as $500,000 a year as corporate executives finally have caught on that the lawyers high salaries cut into their $25+ million dollar bonuses for losing money, poor job performance, and getting "their cut" of the approximately one trilliion dollars given to banks and firms by Congress to save them from bankruptcy.
Most "average" working Americans of course are paid minimum wage with no benefits and do not qualify for Unconstitutional "bailouts" because they do no have the means to hire lobbyists, kickback "campaign contributions" or pay off those in charge of the US Government "purse strings." Copyright 2009 by Big M and Little L all United States and world rights expressly reserved.
Wall Street law partners did make a terse "concerted" statement to the Press on behalf of all Bush lawyers everywhere that the former disgraced "President" will be invoking the "state seccrets privilege". The "privilege", concocted by the former Bush "Administration", criminal Justice Department officials and of course the CIA, was one of the further "death blows" to the US Constitution concocted under the former "Bush" administration.
Wall Street partners were seen taking helicopters back to the Hamptons at lunchtime in New York for the beginning of their next "weekend" after a long morning spent proofing legal bills to make sure they passed the "laugh" test. Many corporate lawyers are of course former Wall Street law partners who "still want to be paid about $800,000 dollars a year to do nothing" and therefore send out all legal work to their former "law firms" for about $650 dollars an hour plus kickbacks.
Some have had to endure pay cuts down to as low as $500,000 a year as corporate executives finally have caught on that the lawyers high salaries cut into their $25+ million dollar bonuses for losing money, poor job performance, and getting "their cut" of the approximately one trilliion dollars given to banks and firms by Congress to save them from bankruptcy.
Most "average" working Americans of course are paid minimum wage with no benefits and do not qualify for Unconstitutional "bailouts" because they do no have the means to hire lobbyists, kickback "campaign contributions" or pay off those in charge of the US Government "purse strings." Copyright 2009 by Big M and Little L all United States and world rights expressly reserved.
No comments:
Post a Comment