Friday, 20 May 2011, HOUSTON - The Ninth Amendment still expects that readers are paying to READ THE NEW YORK TIMES WITHOUT MERELY BYPASSING ITS PAYWALL BY SIMPLY SETTING THEIR FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" which readers are discouraged from doing.
The Ninth Amendment only recently verfied that in fact it was none other than the Drug Enforcement Agency ("DEA") that earlier this year publicly released the necessary prescription ingrediants for the infamous "Houston Cocktail". The Cocktail is believed to have been the one first concocted and popularized by former "President" the "litttle shrub" Bush at shindigs on his ranch where Cocktail-crazed guests drove big pick-up trucks in circles.
As disseminated in a Texas Medical Board March 2011 news dispatch at special request of the DEA, the ingrediants to the "Houston Cocktail" were identified as hydrocodone, alprozolam, and carisoprodol. The Ninth Amendment cautions that it has no independent knowledge of the recommended proportions of the prescrition drugs in the DEA's "Houston Cocktail" or of its safety.
The Ninth Amendment further advises that in reporting the combination of ingrediants as consumed by what the DEA and/or Texas Medical Board call "wretched" Texans the Ninth Amendment in no way offers any medical advice whatsoever and most certainly does not condone the consumption of the DEA's "Houston Cocktail". Nor does the Ninth Amendment, it again emphasizes, including all of its editors and staff, espouse any knowledge whatsoever of the dangers consumption of this so-called "cocktail" may entail. For all the Ninth Amendment knows the dangers could range from "unauthorized euphoria" to death and any medical condition between the two.
If the DEA in its relentless strategy to remain at full employment decided to publicize the ingrediants of its "Houston Cocktail" and broadcast them including by means of articles planted in the Texas Medical Board's March 2011 news dispatch, the DEA would be an appropriate contact for health and any other questions about the status of this preparation. This is not to the exclusion of any other health professionals including some chemists, doctors, nurses, the Poison Control Center and hospitals. The Ninth Amendment notes that the DEA is rumored to require that hydrocodone sold in the United States be combined including with acetominophen so as to destroy the livers of those who might take more than the DEA would like and thus discourage pain patients from doing this.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
The Ninth Amendment only recently verfied that in fact it was none other than the Drug Enforcement Agency ("DEA") that earlier this year publicly released the necessary prescription ingrediants for the infamous "Houston Cocktail". The Cocktail is believed to have been the one first concocted and popularized by former "President" the "litttle shrub" Bush at shindigs on his ranch where Cocktail-crazed guests drove big pick-up trucks in circles.
As disseminated in a Texas Medical Board March 2011 news dispatch at special request of the DEA, the ingrediants to the "Houston Cocktail" were identified as hydrocodone, alprozolam, and carisoprodol. The Ninth Amendment cautions that it has no independent knowledge of the recommended proportions of the prescrition drugs in the DEA's "Houston Cocktail" or of its safety.
The Ninth Amendment further advises that in reporting the combination of ingrediants as consumed by what the DEA and/or Texas Medical Board call "wretched" Texans the Ninth Amendment in no way offers any medical advice whatsoever and most certainly does not condone the consumption of the DEA's "Houston Cocktail". Nor does the Ninth Amendment, it again emphasizes, including all of its editors and staff, espouse any knowledge whatsoever of the dangers consumption of this so-called "cocktail" may entail. For all the Ninth Amendment knows the dangers could range from "unauthorized euphoria" to death and any medical condition between the two.
If the DEA in its relentless strategy to remain at full employment decided to publicize the ingrediants of its "Houston Cocktail" and broadcast them including by means of articles planted in the Texas Medical Board's March 2011 news dispatch, the DEA would be an appropriate contact for health and any other questions about the status of this preparation. This is not to the exclusion of any other health professionals including some chemists, doctors, nurses, the Poison Control Center and hospitals. The Ninth Amendment notes that the DEA is rumored to require that hydrocodone sold in the United States be combined including with acetominophen so as to destroy the livers of those who might take more than the DEA would like and thus discourage pain patients from doing this.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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