Monday, 16 May 2011, ABOARD THE USS CARL VINSON - We absolutely unequivocally hope and expect that our gentle readers are not neglecting the New York Times investment accounts by NOT PAYING TO READ THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES BUT BYPASSING ITS MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR PAYWALL WITH YOUR FIREFOX BROWSER SET TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Do not do that.
The Ninth Amendment must sincerely apologize for leaving our readers without our unbiased and all-encompassing daily news (North, East, South, West) reports for some days this past week. We were surprised recently to be contacted by the White House and invited to join President Obama's "A-Team" Press Corps in the "Situation Room" at the White House.
Without further disclosure we were unable to set aside the time for this kind invitation suspecting that most likely it involved some kind of basketball game with the President. As most of you probably know by now, unfortunately we missed the opportunity to join the President and his close friends eat pizza and chips as they watched Osama bin Laden's alleged assassination on live big-screen plasma TV with super surround-sound.
As a matter of protocol we did later agree to join the President on the U.S.S. Carl Vinson to admire the place the Navy Seals dumped his body after murdering him and tossing his body overboard (in international waters) described as a "respectful religious ceremony" consistent with Mr. bid Laden's last wishes.
In any case, after a few minutes break, the United States armed forces and NATO immediately resumed bombing Libyan children, civilians, and religious figures. Meanwhile back in Pakistan the Parliament of which was bellyaching about its "National Sovereignty" being violated by the United States in the unnoticed (to the Pakistani government) assassination of Osama bin Laden deep in Pakistan's territory, the CIA and other "military intelligence" outfits soon escalated the dramatically increasing sending of missile-laden "drones" into Pakistan to blow up other terrorists or anyway at least blow up people, buildings, animals and whatever else might or might not be somewhere in their vicinity.
Perhaps most exciting in last week's continued US "special forces" and NATO escalating attacks in formally peaceful opium-growing Eastern Afghanistan, they started the week off by the nighttime killing of a twelve-year-old Afghan girl and her uncle, a member of the Afghan National Police. Apparently emboldened by the ease with which they now too can completely miss their Taliban targets but instead kill local youths and Afghan allies, later in the week American forces killed a fifteen-year-old boy (the son of an Afghan National Army soldier) as the youth slept in a field.
In this incredibly effective work of NATO and American forces winning the "Hearts and Minds" of the Afghan people, the following day 200 members of the small, isolated Afghan village of Narra where the boy lived carried the youth's body in protest toward the Hesarek Government Center. As they shouted anti-American slogans and threatened to attack local police, including throwing rocks at them, the local Afghan police responded by "opening fire" on their local citizens.
The police fired "warning shots" which killed a fourteen-year-old boy and at least one local Afghan man. As NATO and American regular military, special forces, CIA and reportedly paid "Black Death Contractors" continue their incredibly effective work "making the world safe for democracy", the Ninth Amendment shall do its best to keep our loyal readers abreast of all important further developments wherever somewhat effective attacks succeed in killing innocent children, religious people, civilians, local friendly forces and their families, alienating most of the people on the planet, and occasionally even maybe even killing a terrorist (as their actions create ten more) in the heap of carnage being wrought upon the world.
On a final note, strictly due to limitations on the abilities of our staff to keep you informed accurately and fully on news wherever it may happen, the Ninth Amendment reluctantly has decided it must conditionally decline President Obama's kind offer to include this log on the President's press "A-Team". As soon as we are able to get off the U.S.S. Carl Vinson we have declined to attend a classified briefing on "Lethal Surveillance Teams", reportedly President Obama (the man who gave you everything for which you voted) and the CIA's newest 21st Century terminology for what were once known as "CIA hitmen".
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
The Ninth Amendment must sincerely apologize for leaving our readers without our unbiased and all-encompassing daily news (North, East, South, West) reports for some days this past week. We were surprised recently to be contacted by the White House and invited to join President Obama's "A-Team" Press Corps in the "Situation Room" at the White House.
Without further disclosure we were unable to set aside the time for this kind invitation suspecting that most likely it involved some kind of basketball game with the President. As most of you probably know by now, unfortunately we missed the opportunity to join the President and his close friends eat pizza and chips as they watched Osama bin Laden's alleged assassination on live big-screen plasma TV with super surround-sound.
As a matter of protocol we did later agree to join the President on the U.S.S. Carl Vinson to admire the place the Navy Seals dumped his body after murdering him and tossing his body overboard (in international waters) described as a "respectful religious ceremony" consistent with Mr. bid Laden's last wishes.
In any case, after a few minutes break, the United States armed forces and NATO immediately resumed bombing Libyan children, civilians, and religious figures. Meanwhile back in Pakistan the Parliament of which was bellyaching about its "National Sovereignty" being violated by the United States in the unnoticed (to the Pakistani government) assassination of Osama bin Laden deep in Pakistan's territory, the CIA and other "military intelligence" outfits soon escalated the dramatically increasing sending of missile-laden "drones" into Pakistan to blow up other terrorists or anyway at least blow up people, buildings, animals and whatever else might or might not be somewhere in their vicinity.
Perhaps most exciting in last week's continued US "special forces" and NATO escalating attacks in formally peaceful opium-growing Eastern Afghanistan, they started the week off by the nighttime killing of a twelve-year-old Afghan girl and her uncle, a member of the Afghan National Police. Apparently emboldened by the ease with which they now too can completely miss their Taliban targets but instead kill local youths and Afghan allies, later in the week American forces killed a fifteen-year-old boy (the son of an Afghan National Army soldier) as the youth slept in a field.
In this incredibly effective work of NATO and American forces winning the "Hearts and Minds" of the Afghan people, the following day 200 members of the small, isolated Afghan village of Narra where the boy lived carried the youth's body in protest toward the Hesarek Government Center. As they shouted anti-American slogans and threatened to attack local police, including throwing rocks at them, the local Afghan police responded by "opening fire" on their local citizens.
The police fired "warning shots" which killed a fourteen-year-old boy and at least one local Afghan man. As NATO and American regular military, special forces, CIA and reportedly paid "Black Death Contractors" continue their incredibly effective work "making the world safe for democracy", the Ninth Amendment shall do its best to keep our loyal readers abreast of all important further developments wherever somewhat effective attacks succeed in killing innocent children, religious people, civilians, local friendly forces and their families, alienating most of the people on the planet, and occasionally even maybe even killing a terrorist (as their actions create ten more) in the heap of carnage being wrought upon the world.
On a final note, strictly due to limitations on the abilities of our staff to keep you informed accurately and fully on news wherever it may happen, the Ninth Amendment reluctantly has decided it must conditionally decline President Obama's kind offer to include this log on the President's press "A-Team". As soon as we are able to get off the U.S.S. Carl Vinson we have declined to attend a classified briefing on "Lethal Surveillance Teams", reportedly President Obama (the man who gave you everything for which you voted) and the CIA's newest 21st Century terminology for what were once known as "CIA hitmen".
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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