Monday, 9 May 2011, ISLAMABAD - We certainly hope you are NOT READING THE NEW YORK TIMES WITHOUT PAYING THE DIGITAL SUBSCRIPTION FEE SIMPLY BY SETTING YOUR FIREFOX BROWSER TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" AND THUS CIRCUMVENTING THE TIMES MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR "PAYWALL". Do not do that!
The Ninth Amendment editorial staff apologizes for the recent absence of current postings here. This log ("blog" is not a word) is pleased to inform our committed readers that the Ninth Amendment is back to provide readers with timely reports of the actual truth regarding international, national, state, local (and Texas) news (North, East, West, South) as it cuts through the smokescreen thrown up by your government and media (should you live in the United States) to help keep you on track for the truth. Also occasionally the Ninth Amendment will pass on useful information as to how to avoid living on the "grid" while raising your standard of living without working harder for the war machine.
The editorial staff has been consumed with maintaining a more or less "around-the-clock" watch on the alleged Osama bin Laden luxury mansion in Abbotabad, Pakistan from its "safe house" while also maintaining a watch on the CIA "safe house" as the CIA "safe house" keeps an eye on the bin Laden house. This has been very costly although unlike the CIA the Ninth Amendment has not had to approach Congress for millions of dollars in emergency funding because the Ninth Amendment took in roommates.
The Ninth Amendment did notice on several occasions that Pakistan's Prime Minister, Chief of the ISI, and top Army Generals did visit bin Laden's house as the CIA team apparently slept after heavy nights of drinking and/or heroin use. Both the CIA "safe house" and bin Laden compound "hideout" have been observed frequently to order pizza and call girls. The Ninth Amendment staff immediately realized something was amiss when United States helicopters began landing in the bin Laden compound courtyard as bin Laden watched his favorite re-runs of himself on his poorly hooked-up TV.
Naturally, after assassinating him and shooting his wife in the leg for calling them "Pigs" and "smelly", the United States SEAL people next violated international law by allegedly whisking bin Laden's body to Afghanistan before allegedly dumping his body at sea to "observe his religious preferences" and to avoid anyone actually being able to perform a forensic investigation that might reveal any true facts of his murder.
Surprisingly to the United States, the Pakistanis were "upset" over the incident just miles from Pakistan's capital, and Pakistan sent two F-16's which Pakistan had bought from the United States military-industrial complex with money the United States had given them to buy them from the United States. Unfortunately, the SEAL people had already made off with the body allegedly to Afghanistan by the time the Pakistani F-16's arrived twenty minutes later. The Pakistanis reportedly had a difficult time trying to land the F-16's in bin Laden's yard anyway.
Now our breaking news -- Pakistan's Prime Minister for the second time since last December has blown the cover of the CIA's "Station Chief" (i.e. Head of illegal imprisonment, torture, violation of national sovereignty, assassination, mass murder, and other "CIA dirty tricks" available in PDF for free by Google search). U.S. officials were astounded that this past week's United States' assassination of the unarmed Osama bin Laden and the gratuitous shooting in the leg of his wife as he watched videotapes of himself in Abbotabad, Pakistan while President Obama watched on White House TV would irritate Pakistani's government, military, and dreaded Inter Services Intelligence ("ISI").
The New York Times today declined to print the now revealed name of the CIA Station Chief in Pakistan who reportedly refuses to leave the country unlike his exposed predecessor last December. Apparently he would rather spend the remainder of his time in the United States' "diplomatic" criminal "intelligence" service in Pakistan hiding and running for his life, so as to get extra "hazardous duty" pay. The New York Times stated its policy generally "not" to reveal the names of overseas United States "intelligence operatives" because despite the Times' masthead claim to deliver "All the News That's Fit to Print" the actual mandate of the Times is to deliver "All the News That Our Handlers Allow or Tell Us to Print" and is "Okay With Our Advertisers".
Should readers wish actually to figure out the news themselves, such as the newly revealed name of the CIA Station Chief in Pakistan, readers might search for starters on Google or a favorite search engine for "CIA Pakistan Station Chief" which probably would reveal this closely-held secret. Stay tuned here for news of the "actual" contents of the bin Laden household, reportedly soon to be on public view in the Smithsonian Museum "CIA Wing" behind the "Bay of Pigs" interactive display. Sources report the display will include a photo of bin Laden receiving a runner-up award for his "Tango" performance with former Vice-President Dick Cheney at "Dancing With the Stars Night" on a portable dance floor outside bin Laden's one-time mountaintop cave in Afghanistan now converted into luxury condos with a heart-shaped pool and waterfall.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
The Ninth Amendment editorial staff apologizes for the recent absence of current postings here. This log ("blog" is not a word) is pleased to inform our committed readers that the Ninth Amendment is back to provide readers with timely reports of the actual truth regarding international, national, state, local (and Texas) news (North, East, West, South) as it cuts through the smokescreen thrown up by your government and media (should you live in the United States) to help keep you on track for the truth. Also occasionally the Ninth Amendment will pass on useful information as to how to avoid living on the "grid" while raising your standard of living without working harder for the war machine.
The editorial staff has been consumed with maintaining a more or less "around-the-clock" watch on the alleged Osama bin Laden luxury mansion in Abbotabad, Pakistan from its "safe house" while also maintaining a watch on the CIA "safe house" as the CIA "safe house" keeps an eye on the bin Laden house. This has been very costly although unlike the CIA the Ninth Amendment has not had to approach Congress for millions of dollars in emergency funding because the Ninth Amendment took in roommates.
The Ninth Amendment did notice on several occasions that Pakistan's Prime Minister, Chief of the ISI, and top Army Generals did visit bin Laden's house as the CIA team apparently slept after heavy nights of drinking and/or heroin use. Both the CIA "safe house" and bin Laden compound "hideout" have been observed frequently to order pizza and call girls. The Ninth Amendment staff immediately realized something was amiss when United States helicopters began landing in the bin Laden compound courtyard as bin Laden watched his favorite re-runs of himself on his poorly hooked-up TV.
Naturally, after assassinating him and shooting his wife in the leg for calling them "Pigs" and "smelly", the United States SEAL people next violated international law by allegedly whisking bin Laden's body to Afghanistan before allegedly dumping his body at sea to "observe his religious preferences" and to avoid anyone actually being able to perform a forensic investigation that might reveal any true facts of his murder.
Surprisingly to the United States, the Pakistanis were "upset" over the incident just miles from Pakistan's capital, and Pakistan sent two F-16's which Pakistan had bought from the United States military-industrial complex with money the United States had given them to buy them from the United States. Unfortunately, the SEAL people had already made off with the body allegedly to Afghanistan by the time the Pakistani F-16's arrived twenty minutes later. The Pakistanis reportedly had a difficult time trying to land the F-16's in bin Laden's yard anyway.
Now our breaking news -- Pakistan's Prime Minister for the second time since last December has blown the cover of the CIA's "Station Chief" (i.e. Head of illegal imprisonment, torture, violation of national sovereignty, assassination, mass murder, and other "CIA dirty tricks" available in PDF for free by Google search). U.S. officials were astounded that this past week's United States' assassination of the unarmed Osama bin Laden and the gratuitous shooting in the leg of his wife as he watched videotapes of himself in Abbotabad, Pakistan while President Obama watched on White House TV would irritate Pakistani's government, military, and dreaded Inter Services Intelligence ("ISI").
The New York Times today declined to print the now revealed name of the CIA Station Chief in Pakistan who reportedly refuses to leave the country unlike his exposed predecessor last December. Apparently he would rather spend the remainder of his time in the United States' "diplomatic" criminal "intelligence" service in Pakistan hiding and running for his life, so as to get extra "hazardous duty" pay. The New York Times stated its policy generally "not" to reveal the names of overseas United States "intelligence operatives" because despite the Times' masthead claim to deliver "All the News That's Fit to Print" the actual mandate of the Times is to deliver "All the News That Our Handlers Allow or Tell Us to Print" and is "Okay With Our Advertisers".
Should readers wish actually to figure out the news themselves, such as the newly revealed name of the CIA Station Chief in Pakistan, readers might search for starters on Google or a favorite search engine for "CIA Pakistan Station Chief" which probably would reveal this closely-held secret. Stay tuned here for news of the "actual" contents of the bin Laden household, reportedly soon to be on public view in the Smithsonian Museum "CIA Wing" behind the "Bay of Pigs" interactive display. Sources report the display will include a photo of bin Laden receiving a runner-up award for his "Tango" performance with former Vice-President Dick Cheney at "Dancing With the Stars Night" on a portable dance floor outside bin Laden's one-time mountaintop cave in Afghanistan now converted into luxury condos with a heart-shaped pool and waterfall.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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