19 May 2011

Former "President" George "little shrub" Bush Arrested in Texas for Attempted Manufacture of WMDs

Thursday, 19 May 2011, AUSTIN, TX - It goes without saying that the Ninth Amendment ABHORS THE CIRCUMVENTION OF THE NEW YORK TIMES "PAYWALL" SIMPLY BY SETTING ONE'S FIREFOX BROWSER TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" and thereby reading free unlimited material in the paper's digital publications.
     The editors and staff of the Ninth Amendment would like to encourage readers as a matter exclusively of the Ninth Amendment's independent opinion to watch or watch again the movie "Fair Game" based on the true story of the Bush Administration's use of purposely bogus information supposedly provided by the CIA that Iraq in the past decade had developed Weapons of Mass Destruction ("WMDs"). These WMDs posed an entirely non-existent (in reality) threat to the United States or any other country for that matter largely since they did not exist. This fake scenario was presumably orchestrated by Dick ("Black Death" Blackwater) Cheney, Vice-President and foremost businessman who actually governed the United States largely through the CIA while Bush napped and smoked crack.
      President George "little shrub" Bush, the black sheep of the Bush criminal clan, provided this totally untruthful information to the United States Congress and the American people in his "State of the Union" address which he learned from his teleprompter he was supposed to deliver yearly "by law and by custom". The United States subsequently demolished the country of Iraq and has had its troops and their families suffer on along with the Iraqi people trying to get out of the mess ever since.
     President Bush later commuted the sentence of Scooter Libby (now believed to be living in a shack on the Bush Texas ranch under the assumed name of Looter Scibby) and Deputy Secretary of State Armitage admitted to exposing the name of former Ambassador Joe Wilson's wife Valerie as a CIA agent in order to get heat off the Bush Administration for fabricating the grounds for a war by lying to Congress and the American people. Bush then actually ordered the pre-emptive bombing of Baghdad with "precision" defense contractor bombs which missed all their targets. "President" Bush then sent in United States troops to invade and wreak havoc on Iraq.
      In this Ninth Amendment exclusive report, the Ninth Amendment must follow the call of its duty and be the first to report to its readers that former "President" the "little shrub" Bush today reportedly was hauled off his ranch as he and Looter Scibby (formerly Scooter Libby) themselves were attempting to put the finishing touches on a Weapon of Mass Destruction ("WMD") of their own. They allegedly were reported by former criminal Vice-President Dick ("Black Death") Cheney who was angry that his contracting companies had been hauled into Court on yet more criminal charges of theft from the Defense Department by means of overcharging for services which they in fact never provided.
      Mr. Armitage still angered over a reduced pension from his earlier misdeeds was reported today to have further leaked important details to local sheriff's deputies, game wardens and most of all Texas Rangers (who still were mad that the Feds bulldozed the Koresh crime scene in Waco)  that Mssrs. Bush and Scibby were in the final stages of tamping aluminum beer cans with what they believed to be plutonium from Niger.
     Apparently former "President" the "little shrub" Bush intended to drop a WMD on Texas Governor Rick Perry from Bush's "Air Force Three" as Bush has been outraged since reading in Governor Perry's recent book "Fed Up" (available at Dollar Stores throughout Texas) that Perry thought Bush was even more of an idiot than Perry was when Bush was Governor of Texas and Perry was Lieutenant Governor. Mr. Perry also stated that he did not like Mr. Bush at all.
     So far Mr. Perry's book has sold three copies, two to Mr. Perry for himself and his wife and one to Mr. Bush so he could continue learning to read. As he was hog-tied and dragged off in chains Mr. Bush apparently cried out for a "pardon" from Governor Perry until it was explained that he had not yet been convicted and would probably in any case be taken overseas by the Federal Government and tortured to death in a CIA prison.

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2 comments:

  1. thanks for the news.. this is a big issue..
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  2. Dear texazranches11, The Ninth Amendment appreciates any interested readers of our log and any sincere comments they offer. Our investigators have determined that your comment's embedded link simply regards your commercial interests. We leave it intact in this case but advise you that should you wish to offer a comment on the subject of Texas real estate which is unrelated to the content of our post, it will only be published here if it for example examines Governor Perry's sweetheart criminal land deals such as Horseshoe Bay or his total waste of Texas taxpayers' money renting a palace in Austin, or if it provides detailed driving or flying directions to former "President" George the "little shurb" Bushs' or some other Bush family member's ranch or real property, or your own. Finally we note that numerous national and international investment and real estate publications have rated Texas undeveloped, ranch, or any other real property to be the worst investment in the world after southern Sudan. This probably is because in addition to the State's long-term devastation by global warming Governor Perry and others like him have sold out the clean soil, air and water of the state so that sadly it will be uninhabitable by future generations. You are aware texazranches11 that Governor Perry furthermore constantly threatens to secede from the United States. Obviously without the protection of this country, the "Lone Star Repbulic" and all its real property immediately will be seized by the Mexican Government and the drug cartels. Therefore in about two minutes from secession Texans will find themselves fleeing a foreign land once known as Texas where they now own nothing. Regards, BigM

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