24 October 2010

Catholic Church Bans San Antonio's Only Openly "Same-Sex" Mass

Sunday, October 24, 2010, THE VATICAN - San Antonio, Texas local Catholic Church leaders were compelled by temporary Auxiliary Bishop Gustavo Garcia-Siller abruptly to terminate the city's only mass at St. Ann Catholic Church which for over fifteen years has welcomed same-sex couples and their children and had been preceeded for ten years at other local parishes with "Dignity Masses".
This act of compassion was perfectly timed to send a message to all, especially students and the entire Brandeis High School community where two students are widely known recently to have killed themselves over a period of two weeks. The Catholic Church is known for its claimed monopoly on both the teachings of Jesus Christ and for the Church's claim of offering the only route to heaven as discerned from the teachings of Jesus Christ.
In its infinite wisdom and power the Church has threatened people throughout the world with its sole knowledge that people must not have sex before marriage, never use birth control or protection other than "abstinence", or a host of other infinitely wise policies that must be followed, along with Catholics' express recognition that Jesus Christ had the foresight that the Catholic Church alone was the sole route to heaven, even for the vast majority of the world's population that has never heard of Jesus Christ or the Catholic Church.
The Church is revered for its centuries-old tradition of "looking the other way" while its priests have had more sex with young underage boys and escaping all prosecution than any other institution on the planet. Like the U.S. Government, the economic rule is simple. The money only goes one way: To the Vatican. The laws in return come back only one way: To the masses, with the exception of course of Catholic Church officials, who are exempt.
Apparently the Vatican in its vast accumulation of more wealth than any institution on the planet missed the part of The Bible where Jesus Christ is documented to have said, "It is harder for a rich man to get to Heaven, than a camel to get through the eye of a needle". The Church's official slogan "Veni, Vidi, Vici" ("I came, I saw, I conquered") apparently is mistakenly believed by the Catholic Church to come from The Bible. Actually, Julius Caesar said it, and it comes off a Marlboro cigarette box.

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