The pair reportedly had spent a very heavy night of "partying" with terrorists and drug cartel drugpins who are business associates of the Bush family. Mr. Perry, who is currently running for another record-breaking term as Governor of Texas, apparently already has raised more than twice as much campaign money as his opponent Bill White after only a single night of "fundraising" exclusively with lobbyists who formerly worked for the Governor's office and now are "cashing in".
Both Mr. Perry and Mr. Bush therefore reportedly have a lot of free time on their hands to nap when they are not making business deals set up by cronies. This past weekend Mr. Bush reportedly spent at Mr. Perry's Texas taxpayer-rented "Governor's Mansion" at Mr. Bush's old favorite habit of snorting large amounts of "dealer-quality" cocaine while Mr. Perry drank whiskey and cough syrup and smoked crack. Concerned bodyguards reportedly at one point had to relieve Mr. Perry of his famous six-shooter so that he did not "harm himself or others".
Reportedly sometime after dawn the duo together set out in pursuit of their favorite nighttime pastimes, that is Mr. Bush's earlier reported habit reported here of partying with transsexuals and donkeys, while Mr. Perry set off in search of "farm animals". Unfortunately both were caught in a sting operation for wealthy Republicans being conducted by the ten or so law enforcement agencies with nothing better to do now operating in the area funded by confiscated "drug money".
Spokespeople for both Governor Perry and former US "President" George "little shrub" Bush, on condition of anonymity, disclaimed any knowledge of either the activities or arrests of the two and speculated that they actually had spent the evening "at church".
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