Sunday, 7 August 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK, The Editors and Staff of the Ninth Amendment as always urge READERS NOT TO BYPASS THE NEW YORK TIMES "PAYWALL" AND READ UNLIMITED FREE CONTENT OF THE TIMES SIMPLY BY USING THEIR FIREFOX BROWSERS SET TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
The following comments comprise the initial response of the Ninth Amendment to reports regarding a member or members of the Standard and Poor's "Sovereign Committee" (i.e., positions inherited through their claimed royal and/or perceived royal bloodlines the recognition of which clearly violates the text of the United States Constitution with such claims being grounds for revocation of U.S. citizenship.)
(Although they still are permitted if unwelcome in any other nation to live the rest of their natural lives on Johnston Atoll amidst the decaying barrels of radioactive waste, agent orange, napalm, and other piles of toxic drums along the diagonal airstrip for C-130s occupying the remainder of the atoll so long as they shall always carry in their shin pockets two syringes of antidotes for injection in the event of air crashes or other catastrophes enveloping the atoll in toxins.)
(Nor shall former such former U.S. citizens who ever worked on Wall Street be permitted to trespass in natural sanctuaries surrounding Johnstoll Atoll nor purchase in Hawaii or any other land of the United States or its territories of protectorates any real property whatsoever including through "timeshares" nor through whatever other tricky real estate "loopholes" which they shall purport to devise, all of which herein prospectively are deemed "fraudulent" and shall therefore entitle them only to instead spend the remainder of their natural lives in prison on Guantanamo Bay, or worldwide CIA torture prisons in foreign lands, which of course no longer exist, expenses paid by their former Wall Street Firms.)
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The following comments comprise the initial response of the Ninth Amendment to reports regarding a member or members of the Standard and Poor's "Sovereign Committee" (i.e., positions inherited through their claimed royal and/or perceived royal bloodlines the recognition of which clearly violates the text of the United States Constitution with such claims being grounds for revocation of U.S. citizenship.)
(Although they still are permitted if unwelcome in any other nation to live the rest of their natural lives on Johnston Atoll amidst the decaying barrels of radioactive waste, agent orange, napalm, and other piles of toxic drums along the diagonal airstrip for C-130s occupying the remainder of the atoll so long as they shall always carry in their shin pockets two syringes of antidotes for injection in the event of air crashes or other catastrophes enveloping the atoll in toxins.)
(Nor shall former such former U.S. citizens who ever worked on Wall Street be permitted to trespass in natural sanctuaries surrounding Johnstoll Atoll nor purchase in Hawaii or any other land of the United States or its territories of protectorates any real property whatsoever including through "timeshares" nor through whatever other tricky real estate "loopholes" which they shall purport to devise, all of which herein prospectively are deemed "fraudulent" and shall therefore entitle them only to instead spend the remainder of their natural lives in prison on Guantanamo Bay, or worldwide CIA torture prisons in foreign lands, which of course no longer exist, expenses paid by their former Wall Street Firms.)
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Until these yahoos at Standard and Poor's learn elementary school Math, such as simple addition and subtraction, we must take their "sovereign" un-peer-reviewed decrees on the finances of the Greatest Nation on Earth, delivered with their holier-than-thou criticisms of the financial management of this Great Nation, with a touch of salt. Perhaps their positions at Standard & Poor's were handed down through the generations after they marginally passed their remedial math courses at schools such as Yale University with former alleged "President" and world-renowned scholar George "little shrub" Bush, Jr and other "sons of the great Alumni".
Too bad they have been given the power by the ranks of the incompetent oligarchy to give ratings which can have a very real impact on actual peoples' and countries' lives with no demonstrated ability to even perform basic math, nor at least be required first to read "Math for Dummies".) Just ask any investor who has lost their shirt following these pompous clowns "ratings" which generally are less helpful than throwing darts at a dartboard before making investment decisions.
We invite readers to see the truth "supporting" these pompous incompetents. Meanwhile perhaps the United States might consider forgetting the bribes and just pass the legislation requiring at least minimal competence in math before allowing them to promulgate their idiot math errors and then have the audacity to defend their imbecile "calculations" and actually "take the offensive" by remarkably threatening to further lower the debt rating of the United States as some kind of ridiculous attempted shield for what is obviously their sheer ignorance and incompetence. As Rodney Dangerfield so adeptly put it in "Back to School" on being attacked by the pompous economics professor from Fantasyland, "Try telling that one to the bank". All readers and comments are welcome at The Ninth Amendment. As stated in our New York Times comment today we do not discriminate in publication on the grounds of position, ability, or anything else, oh, except the truth and mastery of rudimentary English, which of course the notable exceptions of George "little shrub" Bush, Sarah "where did I lose my brain" Palin, and all-time favorite Texas Governor Rick "six-shooter" this ain't no partisan attack on the President thinly disguised as Christianity just honestly callin' on the Lord to lift him from the Darkness since it is I Governor of Texas not God who stands in judgment" Perry. Think first, talk later, if at all.
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Too bad they have been given the power by the ranks of the incompetent oligarchy to give ratings which can have a very real impact on actual peoples' and countries' lives with no demonstrated ability to even perform basic math, nor at least be required first to read "Math for Dummies".) Just ask any investor who has lost their shirt following these pompous clowns "ratings" which generally are less helpful than throwing darts at a dartboard before making investment decisions.
We invite readers to see the truth "supporting" these pompous incompetents. Meanwhile perhaps the United States might consider forgetting the bribes and just pass the legislation requiring at least minimal competence in math before allowing them to promulgate their idiot math errors and then have the audacity to defend their imbecile "calculations" and actually "take the offensive" by remarkably threatening to further lower the debt rating of the United States as some kind of ridiculous attempted shield for what is obviously their sheer ignorance and incompetence. As Rodney Dangerfield so adeptly put it in "Back to School" on being attacked by the pompous economics professor from Fantasyland, "Try telling that one to the bank". All readers and comments are welcome at The Ninth Amendment. As stated in our New York Times comment today we do not discriminate in publication on the grounds of position, ability, or anything else, oh, except the truth and mastery of rudimentary English, which of course the notable exceptions of George "little shrub" Bush, Sarah "where did I lose my brain" Palin, and all-time favorite Texas Governor Rick "six-shooter" this ain't no partisan attack on the President thinly disguised as Christianity just honestly callin' on the Lord to lift him from the Darkness since it is I Governor of Texas not God who stands in judgment" Perry. Think first, talk later, if at all.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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