08 August 2011

The Second Coming of Rick Perry And More Soon to Come Here

Monday, 8 August 2011, NEW AMERICA, The Ninth Amendment again must demonstrate its unerring moral character by reminding all that READERS SHOULD NOT BYPASS THE NEW YORK TIMES SPIFFY "CADILLAC OF PAYWALLS" IN ORDER TO READ UNLIMITED MATERIAL FROM THAT VENERABLE PUBLICATION SIMPLY BY READERS SETTING THEIR FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" AND NOT PAYING THEIR WAY.
     Loyal readers, in this time of domestic and foreign news developments of near-historical proportions, the Ninth Amendment editors have summoned staff from stations and assignments globally to focus on preparing reports for digital dissemination to you in order to keep you apprised of the truth behind the real news without delay.
     Please be assured that as you read this further material which is right now being prepared to provide up-to-the-minute news (NORTH-EAST-SOUTH-WEST) to be delivered directly to you on domestic matters ranging from Texas Governor Rick "Six-Shooter" Perry's cynical weekend underattended and dishonest "Prayer Breakfast" this past weekend, to apparent disarray descended upon United States and global financial markets, to the latest military developments and deeply unfortunate unnecessary loss of United States combat troops in another catastrophic Taliban reported rocket-launcher Blackhawk helicopter shootdown  with deadly consequences for some of the United States finest, to the exposure of secret United States "drug enforcement" bases manned by CIA, ex-special forces, and private forces (Dick Cheney's latest commercial endeavor?) in Mexico in violation of Mexican, United States', and international law.
     Sadly President Obama once again has demonstrated his hypocrisy spinelessness in perpetuating and extending miserably failed policies of the former so-called "President" the "little shrub" Bush, Jr. in direct contravention of President Obama's campaign promises in the 2008 Presidential Election. President Obama sadly quickly runs out of time to perform the remarkable re-election turnaround of former President William Jefferson Clinton in 1996 and instead pave the way for the likes of the Perry-Palin juggernaut which almost inevitably will toll this Great Country's final hour should they be elected to national office in a time when the United States cannot withstand the inept and ignorant leadership of those who would rival the worst leaders in this Great Country's history.
     In the timeless words found on the cover of Douglas Adam's classic "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy", the Ninth Amendment reminds readers that in the face of all this perceived news of an apparent overwhelming magnitude - "DON'T PANIC". On that note the Ninth Amendment assures loyal readers that shortly upcoming posts at this site will afford readers perspective, at least those who still drive (and we therefore acknowledge unfortunately exclude many enlightened Ninth Amendment followers in New York City and San Francisco and other discrete areas who do not) of the best place to buy automobile tires.
     This will be another piece of valuable consumer information which is unendorsed and for which the Ninth Amendment is in no way whatsoever compensated. This reflects our planned expansion into a broader range of topics and inclusion in a more far-reaching site which also will include matters such as consumer advice on how to increase one's standard of living without increasing one's income. We expect this to be along the lines of our earlier post providing information on how to get the best cost savings on prescription drugs, and planned to be followed by many pieces here including on first steps to selecting one's Medicare Part D health insurance plan as well as initial research suggested for choosing the best doctors available in readers' selected health plans and geographical areas.
     In other words, loyal readers, have hope, stay informed, and never acquiesce to the ignorance which the rich and privileged would have the American people surrender. The ultra-rich, privileged, and bought politicians do not represent most readers' interests. Simply read your United States Constitution, and understand that the Founding Fathers created and the original United States ratified this remarkable document with the Bill of Rights, including the yet to be explored Ninth Amendment, in order to protect your rights, your liberty, your equality, and your eternal guarantee of to the best government ever created on Earth to ensure your inalienable rights to, among other things, health, welfare, security, and above all  the Pursuit of Happiness.
 
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