Monday, 15 August 2011, AUSTIN, The Ninth Amendment reminds forgetful readers that READERS SHOULD PAY FOR UNLIMITED READING OF THE NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL EDITION AND NOT MERELY SET THEIR FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
The Editors and Global Staff of the Ninth Amendment share the following comment submitted today to the New York Times Digital Edition. Publication status presently is unknown
Comment: Texas Governor Rick "six-shooter" Perry, the man was so scared of a coyote on his morning run that he pulled a gun from the back of his running shorts and shot the coyote dead in cold blood, despite a huge phalanx of a Texas taxpayer paid security contingent that always surrounds him whether he is vacationing overseas (most of the time), taking a nap (most of the rest of the time), or when he is counting out the huge payola in his "Scarface"-style bill counter from a few super-rich out-of-state Republicans because "Perry never forgets a favor" (so long as an aide reminds Perry of it).
Later Perry had upon finding out that a coyote had never attacked a person in North America quickly quipped, "Well, he done threatened my dog." Perry is not an idiot like "little shrub" Bush, he is a moron. Perry had a Texas prisoner put to death on questionable evidence when delaying a day or two could have brought out the truth, because Perry's advisers told him that would help Perry win an election. Oh, boy, more favors!
Perry, secessionist. Perry, land deal crook (see "Horseshoe Bay" on Google). Perry, scholar (his own Texas University will not even acknowledge that Perry graduated from there). Perry, Governor of the State that puts two prisoners a day to death (always white-boy office criminals from Dallas, of course). Perry, as we have warned for over a year in the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com, is FOR SALE.
His only "contribution" to Texas' economy has been to allow heavy industry such latitude in polluting the State that future generations of Texans will need gas masks just to breathe the air and have to drink beer made in Newark, New Jersey, so the heavy metals, pollutants, and contaminants in the once "fine Texas water" will not kill them on contact.
Perry's first "ghosted" book, please read it if you find yourself doing twenty years to life with Dick Cheney, on how Perry was such a great boy scout. Perry's "ghosted" second book, "Fed Up" on how he hates this country and therefore disrespects all who died for it. The Ninth Amendment www.waronnothing.blogspot.com reminds readers - Perry for President in 2012, United States apocalypse in 2013. A high price to pay for a tax break and a clown in Stetson in the White House. Rick Perry, the lone brain cell Governor.
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