Texas "Governor" Rick Perry and Sarah "Philosopher" Palin Expect 2012 Republican Presidential and Vice-Presidential Nomination

Tuesday 23 November 2010, ABOARD AIR FORCE THREE, Aloft aboard with former "President" George "little shrub" Bush on his historic "diplomatic" party-plane, Bush, Rick "What Can the US Do for Me?" Perry, and Sarah "Hey, Who Took My Brain?" Palin listened to secure conference call instructions as to how Perry and Palin would take the 2012 United States Presidency and Vice-Presidency elections respectively after Bush's dad explained to them how this would come about.
They can be expected to take office in January 2013 after a "rigged" election (as necessary), and then within a few months the United States will cease to exist as soon as anything important happens that they need to handle.
The Ninth Amendment releases this exclusive story with details to follow shortly as soon as the Ninth Amendment computer servers have fully transformed "little Shrub" Bush's, "Six Shooter" Perry's, and Sarah "Hey, Who Took My Brain?" Palin's responses into English and apply sophisticated logic computer programs to assess what it is most probable they were attempting to say aboard Air Force Three. The conference call unfortunately turned out not to be secure after it was mistakenly simulcast worldwide on Fox TV and Radio "news".

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Guatanamo Illegal Detainee Torture and Detention Victims Begin Getting Payouts

Friday, 19 November 2010 - BRITAIN - Guantanamo Bay illegally held prisoners and victims of torture begin to get payouts. Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, once a United States mililtary base after the Cuban revolution became after the Cheney and cronies faked September 11, 2001 "terror attacks" and the entirely unConstitutional Bush Administration "Patriot Act" spiritual home to the United States violation of human rights of persons illegally brought there from all over the world.
Unlike the United States created against all odds by our Founding Fathers who had "nothing to lose" just like the Muslim world of today, "Gitmo" as the former base fondly called was based on the principles of indefinite confinement without charges and torture since the Cheney and crony phony "terror conspiracy". The United States operated it, and apparently sometimes still does by those who have not yet received the memo that it is closed (such as those making CIA night "drop-offs").
This week the first of unknown yet to come plaintiffs from around the world received a multi-million dollar settlement from British "spy agencies" for torture and inhumane imprisonment who would prefer pay the plaintiffs off than let the truth be known about the British use of Gitmo.
The number of charges from other tortured and wrongly held and detained Gitmo "guests" is so far unknown. Of course the existence of the facility only serves to prove that the Cheney and crony "terrorists" have "won" the first part of their "phony war" by largely destroying the US Constitution. Of course George Washington and the Revolutionary Army too beat the unbeatable British because they also had "nothing to lose."
The United States which once was governed by the best governance document ever created, the United States Constitution, no longer adheres to that document and is despised the world over for the United States failure to abide by any international law as it freely moves around the world engaging in undeclared "conflicts", torture and murders people of all countries. The United States now is run by a huge group of government-funded (unknown to taxpayers) public and "private" criminal agencies who answer to no one but their profitmasters.
Americans meanwhile watch television commercials, listen to politicians who are paid mouthpieces for huge corporations, and think so far as they are able with the educations of second graders or while spending their lives in prison for non-violent crimes.
Do you remember when the United States stood for anything positive and people other then the richest 3% had anything to live on?
Do you remember when farmers from New England without shoes or weapons spent the winter nearly freezing and starving to death keeping the British fleet locked in Boston and the Harbor. Finally fooling the British by stealth dragging artillery silently one night through mud until sunrise while the British slept and woke to an overwhelming force of firepower on an island bearing down on the British fleet, and forcing the British fleet to flee for their lives.
Do you remember the Americans did this for YOU, to preserve your liberties, which the Republicans, rich, ignorant and the greedy godless multinationals now have robbed you of little by little until you do not even realize you do not have any liberties or anything else left? You are nothing but a cog in the rat race to see how fast you can go broke while the top 1% of Americans have everything that YOUR people fought for and spilled their blood, and gave their lives. So what are you going to do?

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San Antonio Northside ISD School Police Officer Shoots Eighth Grader to Death

Friday, 12 November 2010, SAN ANTONIO - Last Friday a San Antonio Northside ISD police officer shot a hiding unarmed 8th-grade San Antonio student to death after chasing the 8th-grader for four blocks after seeing the student in a fight.
The officer, who true to the nationally reknowned San Antonio police professionalism which has gained "notoriety" for such things as its outstanding law enforcement "work" inclusive of being the only "major" police department and its approximately twelve different types of forces (San Antonio has about 3.3 million citizens) famous throughout US law enforcement for remaining the ONLY force(s) which scrawl(s) police reports in handwriting rather than on computers (if it bothers to at all). (Officers who are unable to read and/or write are "excused").
The SAPD then promptly loses more than a third of those crime reports so there are absolutely no records of crime reports for minor crimes like muder committed in San Antonio. The SAPD almost never solves a crime but are known to like refried beans.
San Antono police also are known to be be "lenient" for allowing homeowners who have seen such or imagined committed capital crimes as unknown felons crossing a "castle" owner's lawn (before their house is foreclosed) to shoot and kill the unarmed and fleeing offender (who can never afford their own weapon) in the back while fleeing away on foot or in car up somtimes up to about five blocks away where they are shot in the back of the had with rocket launchers and other weapons from flea markets. The SAPD's curious "castle doctrine" trains officers to in the event of any "question" about the circumstances of the homeowner's murder of a trespasser or a suspected trespasser to drag the body into the homeowner's house or "castle" and claim they crossed the threshold uninvited.
In the case at hand, the school ISD officer ostensibly was hired to protect, not murder, students such as 8th graders, even if the officer is "frightened". In this case a homeowner saw the officer circling the block where he thought the dangerous 8th-grader might be hiding about four times "looking blue" and, quivering with fear of the 8th-grader, before possibly being the first officer ever who was hired to "protect" students shoot and kill one in cold blood becuase he saw him in a fight.
The SAPD of course maintains no statistics on crime or anything else so as to keep oficers on San Antonio's streets harrassing housewifes and trying to figure out what all the people doing nothing on their highway construction" have actualy been doing for the last twenty-five years.
In our police - 8th grader story, not in sufficiently good physical condition to actually catch the student on foot and kill him, the officer looked around for him in his patrol car, which of course is the SAPD's and its fifteen or so related entitities preferred method of patrolling because foot patrol of course can be difficult, and much harder to catch when they are people like 8th-graders who may be able to run without having a heart attack.
The patrolman, whom the Northside ISD police refused to identify since the community might possibly frown on his shooting, it is obviously public information, and the dangerous victim of the police murder was an unarmed 8th grader, (abd whose job for the school is to protect rather than kill students, was described as "obviously agitated", probably never having shot his gun at a student and killed them out of fear. No one mentioned that the family of the murdered student's family possibly also was "agitated".
In the anonymous officer's defense, not only was he agitated, but he did say the student "came at him" and possibly "jumped" on his back, both of course would in San Antonio "still in the Dark Ages" and the "Second Dumbest Major City in the United States" merit a school police officer shooting to kill an 8th grader.
It is not yet known if the unidentified "officer" will receive a Governor Perry award or be put to death by the federal government for violation of civil rights, that is, not allowing someone to stay alive. Meanwhile parents are advised to tell their children to run when they see San Antonio school police officers, never scare them by approaching them, or ever jumping on their backs. Furthermore, although the schools in San Antonio cost a fortune, the students do not actually learn anything other than how to use text phones and "do" math with calculators.

Today the news is official, all San Antonio law enforcement vehicles are to be painted with the new slogan, "We are Slow, but We are Here!"

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Texas Governor Perry Denies He is Running for President 2012, "Writes Book"

Wednesday, November 3, 2012, NEW YORK - Week before last the first day after his record-breaking FOURTH TERM victory Texas Governor Perry spent in New York City "promoting" Texas on poor Texas taxpayers' dollars while incidentally attending the release of his new book to great fanfare amongst New Yorkers who had no idea who he was.
Upon having the title read to him Mr. Perry realized that it was called "Fed Up" apparently believing it was about a time as an infant he got sick eating beef steer baby food. In fact actually "Fed Up" apparently concerns Mr. Perry's adamant denial that he would NOT run for US President in 2012 exactly as George W. Bush said the same thing about the 2000 President's race in 1999.
Mr. Perry did confess he does not like former President "little shrub" Bush whom he is exactly the same as except for his name which is different. Mr. Perry apparently slept through most of the reading of his new book "Fed Up" although later it was explained to him that amongst other things it was a brilliant manifesto about how Mr. Perry in about ten minutes figured out how he would have completely re-written the U.S. Constitution had the Founding Fathers invited him and were he alive in the 18th Century.
Mr. Perry, who possibly was almost a Rhodes scholar and Harvard Constitutional law professor also explained the wisdom of rather than having state legislatures follow any US Constitution he would just let each one of them run whatever government it cared to, and then Mr. Perry could pick which one was best. Mr. Perry may possibly win the Pulitzer Prize for his book but probably not the National Poetry Book Award because it is the wrong kind of book for that. Mr. Perry possibly could win the Nobel Prize as well because he is a living person.
Mr. Perry says he does not like the federal government because it is always trying to tell Texas what to do. He apparently still struggles with the idea that Federal Laws full of bad ideas like making the air clean enough to breath or teaching people how to read and write should have to be followed by Texas which is its own Republic and has its own license plates.
Mr. Perry apparently was devastated to wake up from his nap and learn that his book was not about what a successful Boy Scout he was like his earlier book which was the only book anyone has ever written about him.
Remember, you read it first earlier here in the Ninth Amendment, Mr. "I am NOT going to run for President" Perry now without a doubt will be running in 2012. The Ninth Amendment here picks him as the hands-down favorite to win, since like the man he cannot stand George "little shrub" Bush he is from Texas, which is the second most populous state after California. Therefore, like Mr. Bush who won neither the popular nor electoral votes in the 2000 election but who's brother was Governor of Florida, Governor Perry even without the incovenience of winning these actual vote counts can have Texas beaureaucrats arrange for him to get whatever votes he needs to make up the shortfall from registered voters illegal aliens and Texas' many life-term prison felons mostly in for shoplifting.
It still is unclear how if Mr. Perry decides to secede from the United States again once he is President, he will secede the United States from the United States if he feels this is "prudent". Then, of course, not only can Mexico have Texas back, it can have the whole United States as well.

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Ninth Amendment First to Endorse Rick Perry for President in 2012

Sunday, 7 November 2010, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Rick Perry last Tuesday won an unprecedentled FOURTH term as "Governor" of Texas following his record THIRD term. Mr. Perry, the "Franklin Delano Roosevelt" of Texas now only remains to end WWIII after he starts it and ends Texas' depression which he already started.
Having accomplished everything necessary to place Texas in a perfect position for success (other than a few tens of rankings vying with Arizona in 49th or 50th place in the United States in insignificant matters like education), Mr. Perry immediately after the votes were "pre-counted" headed to the "Big Apple" (New York). He went to promote Texas along with his new book which no one, including his publisher, knows the subject matter.
It may be about Mr. Perry's successes in the Boy Scouts of which all records have been "misplaced" as in his first and only other book, also about the Boy Scouts. Unfortunately his editors due to Mr. Perry's inability to read were unable to have him make editing suggestions. Mr. Perry is very excited about his book's imminent New York release so that he can have someone read it to him when he is not napping.
New Yorkers allegedly are dying to read the book as Texas Governor Rick Perry is one of the biggest sources of interest in the world to New Yorkers and the rest of the planet. Poor Texas taxpayers will as usual foot the bill for his and Mrs. Perry's travel and very extensive security in New York. New Yorkers thanks to Mr. Perry's and his wife's visits should soon be visiting Texas as yet another huge economic boon to Texas thanks to the selfless Perrys.
Mr. and Mrs. Perry on their constant travels out of state and around the world are now more or less thought of as the John F. and Jackie Kennedy of the modern era, and just as popular around the globe.
Mr. Perry will make a superb President of the United States in 2012 as he has demonstrated his ability to keep a state or country in perfect working order by taking frequent all-day naps and working no more than four hours a month. It is not known if he will be able to carry his six-shooter to protect himself from coyotes and street people on morning jogs from the Pink, Green, Yellow, White, huh? House in Washington, D.C. as it is rumored that it is illegal to carry a handgun in your running shorts there. The future "President" Rick Perry then would be arrested.
The Ninth Amendment reminds all committed and true Republicans, Tea Partiers, and folks who like political "payback" with interest from donations for the man's campaign, to vote for Rick Perry frequently and repeatedly. Mr. Perry always guarantees less government and secession from the United States if it messes with Texas or the Alamo.
It is not currently known how Mr. Perry will secede the United States from the United States if he gets upset about the issue, but if anyone can figure it out, his advisors can.

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Federal Law Enforcement Begins Massive Perry Voter Fraud Investigation

3 November 2010, AUSTIN - As "Governor" Perry slept peacefully in his Texas taxpayer-rented $10,000 a month Governor's Mansion in his Mickey Mouse pajamas with his six-shooter in the waistband (protection from the Mexican Mafia), Federal law enforcement officials overnight continued to descend upon Austin by the thousands from around the country to begin immediate investigation of confirmed voter fraud allegations against Perry.
At polling places throughout Texas, the Perry campaign realized that there were two lines, one to register, and one to vote. No one at all was watching to see whether those in the voting lines had actually registered.
Soon busloads of school buses reading destination "Perry" and "Further" began filling parking lots of polling places across the state.
Having been told he had to stop putting campaign contributions not spent on his one "Houston widow" anti-White TV ad, the sole basis of his campaign, into his private bank account, Perry had plenty of pay-off money left over from his five donors.
Soon voting lines wrapped around the buildings at polling places. Many noted that about one hundred thousand of the "voters" wearing "Perry for Govenor" (misspelled Governor) showed up just after school was out and appeared mostly to be between ten and thirteen years old. Tens of thousands of others appeared to be day laborers. Tens of thousands of others were disoriented people in wheelchairs from nursing homes, many on oxygen. The final large group numbering in the tens of thousands were in prison garb and repeatedly Tasered under armed guard. All except the prisoners clutched very big Tootsie rolls and $5 bills.
Thousands of Federal election officials, CIA, FBI, Army, Navy, Marines, and Coast Guard are spreading out across Texas seizing ballot boxes tonight and surrounding Governor Perry's rented mansion with tanks. At this point, it is not known if "Governor" Perry will try to shoot his way out with his six-shooter when he goes out for his morning jog and coyote hunt and presumably notices the tanks surrounding him.

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San Antonio Second "Dumbest" City in United States

Friday, 29 October 2010, SAN ANTONIO - A recent statistical analysis found that San Antonio, "cultural capital of the world", is the second "dumbest" city in the United States, with an average IQ of 40. City "educators" took umbrage with this finding since it was based solely on number of books sold and/or read per capita, the number of residents who had never finished school or had any advanced degrees, the fact that the sole history taught students was that of the Alamo, the inabilility of most young people to speak without placing the word "like" between every English word they spoke, their inability to notice that their highways had been under construction for a quarter of a century with no noticeable progress, and the fact that Governor "six-shooter" Perry had been the state's longest serving Governor in history.
City "educators" who like their students are encouraged to "perform" math problems solely with calculators with dead batteries, noted that the nation's highest ranking city in intelligence, Boston, was only slightly ahead of San Antonio with a mean IQ of over 175, merely 135 points above San Antonio's. Besides, they argued just because you never went to school, especially in Texas, or ever read a book rather than constantly watched sports on television, or spoke proper English even though you were an American who had been born here and never left the city limits, meant that you were not smart.
San Antonio, however, admittedly is a very polite city, in general, unless you enter someone's "castle" before it is foreclosed, and now can be shot up to ten blocks away for walking on someone's lawn. These shot people pose a grave threat as most do not have enough money to buy any weapon and are shot in the back by "castle" owners as they try to run or drive away.
Police encourage residents to drag bodies of these people back into their houses, so there will not be any evidentiary questions. In any case, San Antonio police are the last force in the country to write only handwritten police reports which then are usually lost anyway.
The word "umbrage" used above can be found in most dictionaries for the few residents who have them, can be found on the internet with an hour or two of searching, or you can ask at a library, which is the place where books are kept.

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Texas Governor Perry Doubles Contender Bill White Donations

26 October 2010, AUSTIN - The Perry campaign proudly revealed that it has doubled Bill White donations just from a small handful of donors who are confident they will make back their donations "with interest" from the "investment" in Perry paybacks. Perry donors who numbered about a total of five rich Texans, including one who gave Perry at least $600,000 in "tribute", are seeing Perry's donations pour into an anti-White TV advertisement that exploits the misfortune of a Houston widow.
This fairly well sums up the full extent of the Perry campaign strategy, which not suprisingly kept him from exposing his ignorance in the televised Texas governors' campaign debate or addressing any other issue regarding his uniformingly flawed policies in "governing" Texas. Former-Democrat Perry has avoided any public campaign appearances (other than to lobbyists who formerly worked for the "Governor", at exorbitantly-priced private dinners where others can also donate "tribute" for favors from the "Governor".)
It is yet to be seen if Governor Perry's re-election strategy of basing his entire campaign on one negative anti-White TV advertisement, and supported entirely by about five Texans, will succeed in winning him a record fourth-term following a record third-term already as "Governor" of Texas. Meanwhile, Bill White will have to do his best to win supported only by the vast majority of Texans.
Presumably, although White has held a variety of positions, including as Deputy Secretary of Energy under President Clinton, Perry would be completely at a loss as what else to do if he could not keep doing big favors to a few rich Texans so as to remain "Governor" forever.
Mr. Perry is known to sleep quivering in his Mickey Mouse pajamas in fear of the Mexican Mafia with his famous "six-shooter" stuck in his pajama pants. This of course is why he has courageously done nothing to secure the Texas border with Mexico while lambasting the federal government for not doing it for him. It is not known whether the "Governor" has actually ever hit anything with the gun except a coyote which scared him (or he claims his dog) on his morning jog.

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GM Top Brass Saved from Extinction by Democrats Slaps Them in the Face

26 October 2010, DETROIT - General Motors, which only was saved from extinction by bailouts championed by President Obama and the Democrats, over the loud objections of Republicans, has slapped the Democrats in the face by giving large contributions to Republican campaigns to help Republicans beat Democrats in the upcoming mid-term elections.
This act of General Motor's "gratitude" was dismissed by General Motors officials as simply being becuase the Republicans have a "better understanding of the needs the automotive industry". In fact, the complete lack of gratitude and greed by General Motors is simply motivated by the fact that now that the Democrats have saved the company, along with much of the American automotive industry, General Motors of course would prefer now to be making more money by its strong support for global warming without government interference in its manufacture of gaz-guzzling vehicles.
It is not known whether General Motors' directors, executives, and managers have children to whom they care at all whether or not they will leave a planet dying due to global warming from carbon monoxide emissions contributed to largely by General Motors. Indications are they care more about their money than leaving a living planet to their children.
The Ninth Amendment encourages all Americans and residents of the rest of the globe to shun the purchase of any General Motors' vehicles and let the company vanish just as the Republicans wished.
Of course all working class employees of General Motors who actually do the work that fills the pockets of the fat cat top-level ingrates who run the company and receive a fortune for doing virtually no work should be fully paid from much higher taxes levied against these fat cat ingrates until the working class people find other work of equal or higher pay when General Motors collapses.
Karma of course dictates that the General Motors top-level directors, executives, and managers then will subsist on food stamps and welfare, after they move from their foreclosed suburban estates into the inner city of Detroit. Just as they would have had the Democrats not bailed them out from their failed business practices. Perhaps they might find work at the carwash, washing Chryslers, and Fords (Ford never having needed a bailout).