Friday, 23 April 2011, WASHINGTON - The Ninth Amendment sincerely hopes that you are NOT FAILING TO PAY FOR YOUR DIGITAL SUBSCRIPTION TO THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING YOUR FIREFOX BROWSER TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Sources tell the Ninth Amendment that the Justice Department is overjoyed that the former Vice President Dick Cheney contractors that made Cheney rich while in office helping orchestrate "President" George "little shrub" Bush's "Mission Accomplished" war in Iraq using the company that Cheney formally ran to get sweetheart contracts, do sub-standard work, and bilk the United States of millions of defense dollars while Cheney served as Vice-President, are once again in the hot seat for mass-murder.
On Friday the United States Court of Appeals reversed the Federal District Court and ruled that four of the contractors for the former "Blackwater Worldwide", which changes its name every few years when it commits too many atrocities and crimes, now popularly known as "Black Death", must face charges for killing 17 Iraqi civilians in cold blood while horrified Iraqis and American soldiers holding their fire watched in horror. The Cheney "Black Death" contractors at the time claimed that the mass murder captured on video was all a "big misunderstanding".
Mr. Cheney, who is rumored to have been living on the transplanted heart of a hog since sometime before his election as Vice-President is believed still to be alive and doing all he can to rip off the United States and to suppress live video of the murders by his "Black Death" lackeys on the grounds of some new " retroactive executive privilege" which he was an expert at creating while he ran the country during George "little shrub" Bush's frequent and lengthy naps. Mr. Bush had no comment as he is reported to be somewhere in Latin America learning to speak English as a second language and meanwhile advised not to try to speak anymore in English so his father can find him some job, any job.
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On Friday the United States Court of Appeals reversed the Federal District Court and ruled that four of the contractors for the former "Blackwater Worldwide", which changes its name every few years when it commits too many atrocities and crimes, now popularly known as "Black Death", must face charges for killing 17 Iraqi civilians in cold blood while horrified Iraqis and American soldiers holding their fire watched in horror. The Cheney "Black Death" contractors at the time claimed that the mass murder captured on video was all a "big misunderstanding".
Mr. Cheney, who is rumored to have been living on the transplanted heart of a hog since sometime before his election as Vice-President is believed still to be alive and doing all he can to rip off the United States and to suppress live video of the murders by his "Black Death" lackeys on the grounds of some new " retroactive executive privilege" which he was an expert at creating while he ran the country during George "little shrub" Bush's frequent and lengthy naps. Mr. Bush had no comment as he is reported to be somewhere in Latin America learning to speak English as a second language and meanwhile advised not to try to speak anymore in English so his father can find him some job, any job.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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