09 April 2011

Override New York Times Paywall - Free New York Times - No Pay to Read New York Times

Saturday, 9 April 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The Ninth Amendment in no way endorses the many ways to circumvent paying for the digital New York Times. The New York Times is free, some may say. The Wall Street Journal is free, some may say. This log is unfamiliar with the Wall Street Journal but vehemently discourages New York Times readers from avoiding paying their "fair" share to read "All the News That's Fit to Print".
      FREE NEW YORK TIMES GRATIS NEW YORK TIMES ACCESSIBLE NEW YORK TIMES NO COST NEW YORK TIMES NO SUBSCRIPTION FEE NEW YORK TIMES UNLIMITED NO PAY NEW YORK TIMES CIRCUMVENT PAYING FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES FOR NOTHING NEW YORK TIMES FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE NEW YORK TIMES NEW YORK TIMES NEW YORK TIMES UNLIMITED FREE ARTICLES NEW YORK TIMES UNLIMITED FREE ACCESS NEW YORK TIMES FREE INTERNET ACCESS NEW YORK TIMES.
     The Ninth Amendment Absolutely Discourages All Human and Other Beings on Planet Earth as Well as in Outer Space FROM USING THE FREE FIREFOX BROWSER SET TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" to Not Pay for the New York Times in United States Dollars From Any Locale Whatsoever Wherever According to Their Local Exchange Rate for United States Dollars.
     Should the United States Dollar become worthless in six days when the United States Government blows its 13 trillion dollar debt ceiling, the New York Times will tell all where to send their gold, silver and other precious metals if they cannot figure out how to SET THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSER TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". In that case you should probably be reading The Wall Street Journal anyway.
    Again the Ninth Amendment absolutely positively vehemently discourages any and all from accessing The New York Times without respecting the paywall whatever Mr. Sulzberger tells the staff to charge for the privilege of reading "All the News That's Fit to Print", even if he appears drunk or over-medicated. The rest of us will just have to keep watching "All the Propaganda That Fits Between Commercials" on Fox television "news".

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