13 April 2011

"Gang of Six" To Tell Americans the Bitter Truth on Impending Economic Collapse - Free New York Times

13 April 2011, WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yes the Ninth Amendment still vehemently condones readers circumventing the New York Times laughable paywall by Setting Readers' Firefox Browsers to "Private Browsing" and Never Paying a Penny to Defeat the New York Times Forty-Million Dollar Paywall in Less Than a Minute With Unlimited Free Reading of the New York Times As Many Articles as Readers Want. Absolutely do not do this or any of a hundred other ways to get around the "porous" paywall as detailed all over the Web and by ABC "news".
     Meanwhile President "Hypocrite" Obama averted a federal budget crisis in the short term as he moves further and further toward becoming a card-carrying "Tea Party" member himself. In the end he sold out Senator Wyl just as he as sold out countless other Democrats in giving Republicans anything they wish in the "social agenda" which has no positive impact on the United States budget at all.
     President Obama in fact now that he has sold over ten books about how he spent his younger years as a drug fiend and elder abuser is really starting to like the sound of a "permanent tax cut, Bush style, for the rich". The Ninth Amendment is certain Obama will make a fine local backroom "public" official back in Cook County when he loses the 2012 Presidential Election.
     Now it is the bi-partisan "Gang of Six" (not to be confused with the Chairman Mao "Gang of Four" or the 1980's rock band "Gang of Four" who wowed audiences with songs such as "Your Love is Like a Case of Anthrax", and that's one thing I don't want to catch) which Congressional Gang of Six has taken on the unforgiving but necessary task of thinking of the future of the country and not just themselves.
     The "Gang of Six" actually have decided to break the news to the American people that infinite tax cuts for the rich, constantly reduced social spending, and an ever-ballooning "defense" establishment, i.e., perpetual war machine, are not going to get the United States out of this mess. Long live the Gang of Four, they Do Not Subscribe to the New York Times When They Can Get it for Free if They Cared To by Setting Their Firefox Browsers to "Private Browsing" and never hearing again from Sulzberger, "All the News I Can Sell to the Rich".
     Meanwhile Obama and Mr. Justice Clarence Thomas are rumored to have a standing Wednesday night out where they pore over old pornographic magazines which Thomas was exposed, in his Senate Supreme Court hearings, to have stacked to the ceiling around a dirty mattress which he spends most of his free time lying on under a bare light  while frequenting his one-room "flat" and telephoning out for "show girls" and ointment

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