Friday, 22 April 2011, WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Ninth Amendment certainly hopes you are paying your fair share for the Times and NOT GETTING THE NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL EDITION FOR FREE SIMPLY BY SETTING YOUR FIREFOX BROWSER TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". We are sorry to report that the First Family is having rather a difficult pre-Easter week as, first of all, Mrs. Obama's plane failed to land at its destination in Washington now that the country no longer has enough money to keep any air traffic controllers at all who are awake in the country's air traffic control towers.
Then on top of that President Obama had to suffer the indignity of being called a "chimpanzee" in an e-mail by Marilyn Davenport, who is a GOP official at the Orange County's Republican Party Central Committee (sounds kind of like the "Politburo" does it not). Ms. Davenport refuses demands to resign her position as she maintains that calling this nation's first African-American President a chimpanzee was not a "racist" statement, but rather she pleads that she is just another Republican idiot brimming over with "political satire".
Most Americans, even Republicans, are aware that chimpanzees are not permitted under the United States Constitution to serve as President, regardless of the country in which they were born. (Many Republicans apparently believe Mr. Obama was born in some country other than the United States because they have not personally examined his birth certificate). Well, we at the Ninth Amendment do not actually know it to be a fact, but we believe it is very funny political satire to observe that in our opinion Ms. Davenport is in fact herself a lice-ridden dirty rodent. Now these,we know, are welcome in the Republican Party, regardless of intelligence, grooming, or capacity for telling the truth.
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Then on top of that President Obama had to suffer the indignity of being called a "chimpanzee" in an e-mail by Marilyn Davenport, who is a GOP official at the Orange County's Republican Party Central Committee (sounds kind of like the "Politburo" does it not). Ms. Davenport refuses demands to resign her position as she maintains that calling this nation's first African-American President a chimpanzee was not a "racist" statement, but rather she pleads that she is just another Republican idiot brimming over with "political satire".
Most Americans, even Republicans, are aware that chimpanzees are not permitted under the United States Constitution to serve as President, regardless of the country in which they were born. (Many Republicans apparently believe Mr. Obama was born in some country other than the United States because they have not personally examined his birth certificate). Well, we at the Ninth Amendment do not actually know it to be a fact, but we believe it is very funny political satire to observe that in our opinion Ms. Davenport is in fact herself a lice-ridden dirty rodent. Now these,we know, are welcome in the Republican Party, regardless of intelligence, grooming, or capacity for telling the truth.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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