Monday, 11 April 2011, ISLAMADAD, PAKISTAN - In the wake of forty-seven days in prison with nothing to do except "relieve" himself of #1, #2, and masturbate while thinking of his mother, CIA assassin Raymond A. Davis (you chose a name) has gotten himself and most of the known CIA kicked out of Pakistan despite $1 billion in "tribute" the United States most recently has paid Pakistan in freshly minted $100 bills as President "Hypocrite" Obama, "Lux and Veritas", desperately tries to cling to whatever "friends" he has left outside of Chicago and select groups of his family and pets.
U.S. CIA killer "Davis" apparently claimed he had been the hapless bureaucratic victim of an unfortunate Pakistani "robbery" attempt which left him no choice but immediately to kill his two attackers in a paroxysm of fear, confusion, and pooping in his pants as the thieves tried to wrest away his treasure trove of items he had stolen from the government supply room. Apparently the Pakistanis did not buy his story, nor did they buy the United States claims of "diplomatic immunity". The ISI it would seem finds the Taliban and el-Qaeda more credible than even the country that spawned the miraculous "Tea Party".
The USA has become so adept at re-making familiar governmental definitions, explanations, and jargon into incomprehensible lying , that it turns stomachs most of the rest of the world over just to have to hear the United States head downhill at breakneck pace from champion of the world to a place no one ever hoped to have to think about again until some time passed, like perhaps the Roman Empire.
The head of Pakistan's notorious ISI (which runs Pakistan) communicated the news to the United States through the ISI Chief. The United States desperately backpedalled as it tried to entertain Pakistanis with jugglers, transsexuals, and "look-alike" legal-age Bunnies as it reportedly passed out United States currency and IOU's despite the world being fully aware the CIA's only route to "popularity" through United States dollars may vie with Zimbabwe dollars for the World's most worthless currency by week's end.
The Pakistanis further told the CIA to pack up their drones and reportedly use them to go clean up some American cities now that President Obama has embraced drone mass murder in combination with completely opening the door to the Executive Branch assassinating American citizens and anyone in their vicinity (or not) for doing anything whatsoever at all wherever, whyever, for whatever reason.
The Ninth Amendment furthermore endorses all eligible Americans to see the National Geographic film "Respero" before signing up at the local "recruiting" station to head off to Afghanistan, Obamastan, Pakistan, or where to get the recruits enticing "job". Sharp recruits may notice that one or two items are scripted to be left out of the "recruiting pitch". Most but not all people, for example, agree that it is hard to go on to higher education when you are dead, except perhaps in Texas if Gov. Perry is teaching or Florida if "little shrub" Bush.
The Ninth Amendment stresses that its heart and soul go out to the American military forces fighting to prevail and most sadly spread, wounded and killed all over the globe, and to all their loved ones, families, friends, who sit home in the place "safe for democracy" and watch "American Idol", sports, ads and pray.
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U.S. CIA killer "Davis" apparently claimed he had been the hapless bureaucratic victim of an unfortunate Pakistani "robbery" attempt which left him no choice but immediately to kill his two attackers in a paroxysm of fear, confusion, and pooping in his pants as the thieves tried to wrest away his treasure trove of items he had stolen from the government supply room. Apparently the Pakistanis did not buy his story, nor did they buy the United States claims of "diplomatic immunity". The ISI it would seem finds the Taliban and el-Qaeda more credible than even the country that spawned the miraculous "Tea Party".
The USA has become so adept at re-making familiar governmental definitions, explanations, and jargon into incomprehensible lying , that it turns stomachs most of the rest of the world over just to have to hear the United States head downhill at breakneck pace from champion of the world to a place no one ever hoped to have to think about again until some time passed, like perhaps the Roman Empire.
The head of Pakistan's notorious ISI (which runs Pakistan) communicated the news to the United States through the ISI Chief. The United States desperately backpedalled as it tried to entertain Pakistanis with jugglers, transsexuals, and "look-alike" legal-age Bunnies as it reportedly passed out United States currency and IOU's despite the world being fully aware the CIA's only route to "popularity" through United States dollars may vie with Zimbabwe dollars for the World's most worthless currency by week's end.
The Pakistanis further told the CIA to pack up their drones and reportedly use them to go clean up some American cities now that President Obama has embraced drone mass murder in combination with completely opening the door to the Executive Branch assassinating American citizens and anyone in their vicinity (or not) for doing anything whatsoever at all wherever, whyever, for whatever reason.
The Ninth Amendment furthermore endorses all eligible Americans to see the National Geographic film "Respero" before signing up at the local "recruiting" station to head off to Afghanistan, Obamastan, Pakistan, or where to get the recruits enticing "job". Sharp recruits may notice that one or two items are scripted to be left out of the "recruiting pitch". Most but not all people, for example, agree that it is hard to go on to higher education when you are dead, except perhaps in Texas if Gov. Perry is teaching or Florida if "little shrub" Bush.
The Ninth Amendment stresses that its heart and soul go out to the American military forces fighting to prevail and most sadly spread, wounded and killed all over the globe, and to all their loved ones, families, friends, who sit home in the place "safe for democracy" and watch "American Idol", sports, ads and pray.
STILL FREE NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL FOR THOSE WHO SET THEIR FIREFOX BROWSER TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" OR DO SCORES OF OTHER THINGS - This log "The Ninth Amendment" vehemently opposes any such behavior and believes all should pay big dollar tribute to The Times even if they are illiterate, hate the paper, or even if their puppy refuses to uses it for litter.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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