09 April 2011

NATO Permanent "Apology" Desk for Errant Bombings and Murders Says "Sorry"

      Saturday, 9 April 2011, NAPLES - NATO commanders apologized once again for bombing due to poor intelligence the rebel forces NATO is supposedly supporting in Libya. Although no one is quite sure why NATO is so busy bombing and murdering Libyans, the NATO commanders feel they are safe from their errant bombers as they command their Libyan onslaught from Southern Italy.
     The NATO complete failure of  "air support" is reminiscent of the United States "precision" (defense contractor description) bombing of Iraq in 2003 in which, in spite of United States' claims to the contrary, not one of fifty "precision" bombs hit its target. One soldier was believed to have been killed along with several thousand children, housewives, laborers, and predominantly female students. Alleged "President" George "little shrub" Bush was the first United States President to earn the honor of ordering a pre-emptive strike on totally innocent civilians in a country which allegedly was chosen either by spinning a globe or angering Halliburton. "Little shrub" Bush belatedly admitted the Iraq assault and ensuing war had nothing whatsoever to do with "WMD" (Weapons of Mass Destruction) or 9-11. The United States now is building over fifteen permanent military bases in the country, however, much to the delight of the Iraqi people. 
     Although Colonel el-Qaddafi is not known to have been added along with Libya to the "Axis of Evil" (formerly Iraq, Iran, and North Korea) Washington pundits are guessing that the D.C. "stink tanks" had to conjure up a new enemy before heading home for their month-long Easter break vacation. The "stink tanks" are under heavy pressure to guide the United States' military policy of perpetual war to keep their defense contractor paymasters busy building new weapons and bombs.
     As previously reported, Dick Cheney and his latest iteration of murdering mercenaries reportedly to be renamed "Black Death" to celebrate Easter also now must be kept occupied peeling potatoes, terrorizing the world and overcharging the United States' Government for their non-existent "services".

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