08 April 2011

New York Times Free Digital Access Restored, Fails to Screw the Little Man

Friday, 8 April 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - After erecting a forty million dollar porous paywall The New York Times and chief Sulzberger are the laughingstock of the world. Osama bin Laden reportedly figured out how to read the paper using a rock and cell phone in just under five seconds, just like the Wall Street Journal. Word is bin-Laden prefers Al-Jazeera, however.
     The Ninth Amendment would hate to see the venerable New York Times made a fool of when one only needs a FIREFOX BROWSER SET TO PRIVATE BROWSE to circumvent its gold-plated paywall and fiercely condones any such behavior in the most strident terms. If that is too difficult one can merely press the "esc" key when the page is loading. Please never do this.
      That goes for the Wall Street Journal, too. With the New York Times new pay structure a lifetime subscription for the American reader should cost most non-academics no more than a year, or two, or three's wages. That is until the Times ups the price again, if it is still in existence. A small price to pay for "All the News That's Fit to Print" brought to you by some of the most intelligent people on the planet. Anyone know a New York Times executive to whom we could sell a real nice hardly used Caddy?

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