29 September 2011

From A Slum Of Nairobi Finally Some Good News In Kenya!

     Thursday, 29 September 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK -  Hello friends. Good to see you back or meet you as the case may be. The Ninth Amendment reminds all readers not to READ UNLIMITED FREE CONTENT FROM THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The post below is a verbatim Little L comment published today in the digital Times (about 30 seconds after submission) responding to the article "Just Look at What You Did!" by Nicholas D. Kristof.  We encourage our readers who are so inclined to read this article.  It is positively a heart-warming story.  To view the entire article just copy and paste the address below.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/29/opinion/kristof-just-look-at-what-you-did.html?src=me&ref=general

                                                     Courtesy of Jessica Posner
 Kennedy Odede and Jessica Posner in the Kibera slum of Nairobi, with some of the beneficiaries of their programs (The New York Times).

Comment:
     With so many things wrong in this world, it is so wonderful to hear about something that is right. I am so happy to hear about the good that has been accomplished by the funds raised through your charitable organization.
     This article is a true testament about what can be accomplished when you place your heart and soul towards a goal. May the heavens shower blessings down upon all those who have been involved and continue to be involved in this wonderful endeavor.
     I personally will do my part by making a pledge towards this wonderful cause, and I challenge everyone who reads this comment or your article to do the same. We as a people need to support organizations such as this to help those with the courage and willingness to do what we either cannot or are unable to do ourselves.

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"From Each According To His Abilities, To Each According To His Needs"

     Thursday, 29 September 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Hello readers. The Ninth Amendment reminds all not to READ UNLIMITED FREE CONTENT FROM THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The post below is a verbatim Ninth Amendment comment published within the past couple days in the digital Times responding to an Op-Ed column on the questionable "science" of economics.
     The fact for the day is that the population of Iceland is somewhat greater than that of Vermont, but not by much. The hidden fact for the day is that Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry now claims credit for the cleaner air of Texas which he has fought every step of the way. Texas has the dirtiest air in the Nation.
 Comment:
     Thank you for another thoughtful and honest piece, sir. Remembering next to nothing from Professor Blinder's (ironic name? you decide) Economics 101 class at Princeton, I have little to offer on the subject other than I do recall reading that Karl Marx wrote "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs".
     (Forgive Mr. Marx his use of the masculine in his designation of peoplekind as that most likely was the style of the time). Would it be bad to revisit that theory as well? Anyway the editorial staff of the Ninth Amendment at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com suggests from experience that you not jump into another quasi-"science" such as law, law school being recommended exclusively by persons who have not attended it.
     A staff member at a global bureau who did study English only said one should avoid ending sentences in prepositions unless one really feels it is necessary. Wishing you a grand evening at the Y.
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28 September 2011

Health Care, Greed and Human Suffering in the U.S.

     Wednesday, 28 September 2011, 51st STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - The Ninth Amendment still reminds readers to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The post below is the essence of Little L's comment published yesterday in the digital Times responding to its article detailing the dramatically increasing inaccessibility of health care in the United States.
     The fact of the day is that "Texas ranks 35th among all states when it comes to the overall well-being of children", according to this year's national KIDS COUNT Data Book released 17 August 2011. The hidden fact of the day is Texas according to the Texas Medical Association is "the uninsured capital of the United States. More than 5.8 million Texans - including 1.5 million children - lack health insurance. Texas' uninsurance rates, 1.5 to 2 times the national average, create significant problems in the financing and delivery of health care to all Texans. Those who lack insurance coverage typically enjoy far-worse health status than their insured counterparts". 
Comment:
     What is most essential to me and my family is health care.  This is just another example of GREED on the part of the health, pharmaceutical, and insurance industries.  In this Great Nation no one should do without health care.  I do not believe in HUMAN SUFFERING, do you?

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27 September 2011

U.S. Eliminates Right to Plead Innocent Other Inalienable Constitutional Rights Facilitates Prosecution Speeds U.S. "Judicial" Process For State Convenience

     Tuesday, 27 September 2011, 51st STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - The Ninth Amendment gently reminds faithful readers to avoid READING FREE UNLIMITED CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The Ninth Amendment post below was published verbatim (i.e., no minor editing here) in yesterday's digital Times in response to a very significant article essentially focused on the practical elimination of Americans' right to a jury trial or any trial at all. 
      The fact for the day is that this process has been simplified to a much smoother one whereby defendants in criminal cases are "encouraged" to plead guilty by Courts and particularly prosecutors who increase defendants' probable sentences exponentially should they be foolish enough not to plead guilty immediately and gratefully, regardless of the time-consuming issue of determining actual guilt or innocence. 
     The hidden fact for the day is that should one decide to go to trial in Federal Court, one's chances of being found innocent are less than 1 in 200, according to the Times. The humor for the day should readers wish to call it that is the nearly universally known line of Clint Eastwood in the first "Dirty Harry" movie. "Do you feel lucky?"  
Comment
     Thank you for your thoughtful piece documenting the unilateral systematic elimination by the State of all elements of the United States Constitution which protect the rights of the individual against the State. We at the Ninth Amendment at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com maintain that the State should promptly return important phone calls from the New York Times, even if the State is busy "extracting guilty pleas", teeth, or whatever. That is unless the call is to an agency of the State arguably charged with "national security", in which case the caller should be disposed of summarily.

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26 September 2011

What About Somalia, President Obama? Too Much On The Republican "Candidates" Rick "Democrat-turned-Republican" Perry and Mitt "abuse my dog" Romney

     Monday, 26 September 2011, NAIROBI, KENYA - The Ninth Amendment repeats its ritual reminder that readers should not READ FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". This post examines the perhaps unmerited focus of attention on certain obviously unfit Republican "candidates" for President while very real events including tragedy of historical proportions occur worldwide. The Ninth Amendment shares the blame.
     The fact for the day is that right now in the United States this is the last Monday in September in the year known here as 2011 A.D.  The hidden fact for the day is Somalia has been without an effective central government since President Siad Barre was overthrown in 1991.
     On receiving the latest detailed reports from Africa of the horrors being inflicted upon desperate Somalis, particularly the rapes of already genitally mutilated women and frequently multiple times, who are trying to flee Somalia across the Kenyan border to what is now the world's largest refugee camp, we at the Ninth Amendment must ask if our recent focus on these two obvious losers is somewhat misguided. Rick "Democrat-turned-Republican" Perry and Mitt "abuse my dog" Romney obviously are losers, losers, losers.
     Once and for all let us simply recognize neither one of these two losers is going to be the next President and move on to what is really important, such as HUMAN SUFFERING. The United States must do its part to help these devastated souls.
     Get on it President Obama, remember your lineage and who supported you.

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25 September 2011

Flip-Flopping Perry and Dog-Abuser Romney to Crawl Back Under Respective Rocks (Provided By Donors), Perry First

     Sunday, 25 September 2011, MACKINAC, MICH. - The Ninth Amendment reminds that READERS SHOULD NOT READ FREE UNLIMITED CONTENT OF THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".

     The following two comments with minor editing here were submitted by the Ninth Amendment to the Times regarding Rick "Democrat-turned-Republican" Perry and Mitt "abuse my dog" Romney in response to an opinion piece today entitled Perry and Romney Set Clear Lines of Attack. 

     Fact for the Day: The Franklin Roosevelt biography with link below details that Thirty-second President of the United Sates Franklin Delano Roosevelt served as President from 4 March 1933 - 12 April 1945. He was elected for four terms and died during his 4th term. The Hidden Fact for the Day is that "the first 'Hundred Days' of Roosevelt's term were marked by the passage of 15 major laws. Some of the important legislative acts of his New Deal included:

  • Civilian Conservation Corps (CCC)- hired more than three million men to work on various projects.
  • Tennessee Valley Authority (TVA)- used the Tennessee River to provide electricity for the depressed area.
  • National Industrial Recovery Act (NIRA)- created the Public Works Administration to provide aid to cities for construction and the National Recovery Administration to help businesses.
  • Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)- corrected abuses which led to the stock market crash.
  • Works Progress Administration (WPA)- hired many people for a variety of projects including in the arts.
  • Social Security Act - Created the Social Security System".

Comment 1

     The Ninth Amendment wants to thank the New York Times for another thoughtful piece, but what is this about Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry and aides finding "comic relief" reviewing Governor Mitt "abuse my dog" Romney's history looking for evidence of Romney's flip-flopping? We would like to call to attention the recent Times' article detailing the disgust of much of Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's own hometown in Texas who first elected him to the Texas legislature as a Democrat. Enough said.

Comment 2

     Is this a nightmare? Am I really awake? Neither one of these Republican "showpiece front-runners", Mitt "strap my dog to the car roof" Romney nor Rick "Democrat-turned-Republican" Perry, have the aptitude, foresight or common sense to lead our Great Nation. We at the Ninth Amendment log await the inevitable day when they both go back home and crawl under their respective rocks (rocks paid for by donors).

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24 September 2011

Rick "Idiot" Perry Freefall Debate Assist By Known Dog Abuser Mitt Romney

     Tuesday 17 October 2017 UPDATE / Saturday, 24 September 2011, ORLANDO, FLA. - The Ninth Amendment reminds that READERS SHOULD NOT READ FREE UNLIMITED CONTENT OF THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The following two Ninth Amendemnt comments with minor editing here were published today in the Times digital edition in response to an opinion piece on this past Thursday 22 September 2011 Republican presidential candidates' weekly debate.
     The Ninth Amendment's fact for the day is one of four posted as of this post. The fact is that in what has been come to be known as the "Cuban Missile Crisis" a Soviet nuclear submarine commander was given the order from Moscow to fire nuclear missiles at the continental United States.
     The hidden fact for the day is that the Soviet submarine commander defied the order and did not fire the missiles. Had he fired the missiles, that may well have been the end of the world for the human race. In other words, The Ninth Amendment would not be writing this and readers would not be reading this as none of us would be alive, all having been killed or never born as the case may be.
 Comment One
     Bravo! Thank you for seeing the truth, knowing the truth, and writing the truth. God help us all should either Perry or Romney win the White House! We at the Ninth Amendment will continue to do our part to expose the truth as well. Who in their right mind would strap the family dog to the roof of a vehicle? And who in their right mind would needlessly kill a coyote later using the pretense after learning that a coyote had never been known to attack a human in the United States that the coyote was in fact going to attack his dog. I am sickened by them both! They both need a Pooper Scooper.  Need I say more!
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Rushed Execution of Troy Davis Disgusts The Ninth Amendment

    Saturday, 24 September 2011, JACKSON, GA - The Ninth Amendment discourages READERS FROM READING UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  The Ninth Amendment comment with minor editing below written by Little L was published in last Thursday's 22 September 2011 New York Times.
     The fact for the day is that the State of Texas puts to death more people than all the other States and the Federal Government combined as well as any other country in the world. The hidden fact for the day is that states and countries with the death penalty have the highest murder rates. The Ninth Amendment encourages readers to consider the most probable reason why criminal justice and psychological experts believe this to be the case.
Comment    

     I am disgusted by this recent turn of events with the execution of Troy Davis. How can our Supreme Court turn their heads and let a man die without being absolutely sure of his guilt? God save us all. What a disgrace to this Great Nation. I am deeply saddened for the families involved.
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23 September 2011

Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's Freefall Into the Abyss Begins

     Friday, 23 September 2011, 51st STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - The Ninth Amendment reminds that READERS SHOULD NOT READ UNLIMITED FREE CONTENT FROM THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
     The fact for the day is that the same day that Georgia executed an arguably innocent inmate this week with national attention after the Supreme Court from Fantasyland refused to hear his appeal, Texas also executed an inmate, but the "Texecution" hardly made the news. The hidden fact for the day is that Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry himself implicitly recognized in his ghostwritten book that he made a much better boyscout than college student, although his alleged college refuses to recognize him.
     The Ninth Amendment editorial staff submitted the following comment to the New York Times digital edition today (minor editing):
Comment
     Thank you for your thoughtful piece on Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's diminishing chances of winning the Republican Party's nomination to be its 2012 Presidential candidate. As previously predicted in the Ninth Amendment log Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's freefall into the abyss which will be the end of his political career is inevitably now gaining momentum.
     Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry simply lacks the capability independently to think or speak once the rote lines end, and he is forced in the national spotlight to face-off on his feet against someone such as Governor Romney. This is no Texas small town coffee shop where Perry can deliver a few memorized lines to be picked up by the sympathetic local TV news and distributed to statewide Texas television, and then he exits pronto. Rick, this is no dress rehearsal. This is the Presidency of the United States of America.

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22 September 2011

Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Recklesssly and Ignorantly Stumbles Into U.S. Middle East Foreign Policy

     Thursday, 22 September 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The Ninth Amendment reminds forgetful readers, of which we are sure we have none, that The Ninth Amendment discourages READERS FROM READING UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". 
     The following are two of three Ninth Amendment comments published in the past day in the Times. The fact for the day is that Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry reports being told directly by God to run for President of the United States. The hidden fact for the day is that the man for whom Perry once worked under in Texas and Idiot Governor Perry despises (hint: not really "President" George "little shrub" Bush) apparently suffered from the same delusion. Both men apparently missed God's key word "never" due to chronic overexposure to unregulated chainsaw noise and toxic fumes.

New York Times Published Comment 1 (Minor Editing)

      In this hour of such growing violence, unrest and the very real possibility of catastrophic consequences both regionally and globally, Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's latest recklessly stumbling ignorant foray into foreign policy on the subject of Israel obviously is nothing but a characteristically truly frightening ploy of delving into another area about which he knows nothing at all.

     The Ninth Amendment assesses Idiot Governor Perry's inflammatory statements as another desperate attempt of his handlers to take the focus off his obvious domestic ineptitude and cynically latch onto a very dangerous set of foreign circumstances in the true Perry fashion of doing nothing other than thinking of what might benefit himself, including without limitation getting some big bucks from hardcore elements of the Jewish community despite Governor Perry's previously unknown geographical knowledge of any country, besides Texas of course, other than the United States or Mexico.

     It will not work. Israel can see apocalypse coming with Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry as United States President just as Americans do and/or soon will. What is next, Idiot Governor Perry, Yemen? Find it on the globe. Right, the one in which you hide the money.

New York Times Comment 2 (Minor Editing)

     Thank you for your excellent mixed media coverage of Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's comments today. In our review here at the Ninth
Amendment of Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's audio video comments accompanying The Times article today with his new Jewish hardcore supporters behind him, we furthermore observed that his handlers had Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry lay praise on Israel along the lines of it being the United States "oldest and staunchest" (choose your words) ally in the region.
      Again, obviously cynically and in an attempt to manipulate our historical allegiances by distinguishing Israel as a "democracy", his handlers ignored what we all know, which is we may say what we wish about "making the world safe for democracy", but in the end we would much rather deal with a dictator any day, especially one the CIA can take out and replace at will.
     Governor Perry's handlers' crude attempt to ignore and implicitly disparage the much longer relationship with Saudi Arabia may trick a few, but we are sure it will not be lost on the Saudis. Nor excite the Israelis much either. And we thought Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry was from Texas, where they very well know where lie the spigots. Idiot Perry wants to be President of the United States of America, maybe he should get a primer on the rest of the countries in the world first. We are sure it will go well for Texas' Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry with this country paying $10 a gallon for gasoline.

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20 September 2011

OnStar GM Police State Contract Amendments Expected to Overtake Netflix Debacle Including GM Stock Price Plummet

     Tuesday, 20 September 2011, DETROIT - The Ninth Amendment reminds that READERS SHOULD NOT READ FREE UNLIMITED DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Today's fact for the day is that even NETFLIX can take the big dive. The Ninth Amendment's hidden fact for the day is that readers who do not know how NETFLIX has now further compounded its error, including ill-thought-out hasty e-mails and statements and by choosing a taken Twitter name associated with profanity and drug use, are not we respectfully suggest keeping up with their news.
     GM's ONSTAR once revered and even now newly presented for after-market sale, yes that is right the Ninth Amendment predicts GM's ONSTAR police state unilateral contract changes appear to our lay non-legal staff to make clear that the system will now be primarily for use for police tracking even of vehicles without the service on or the service disabled. The apparent only alleged way to rid vehicles of the ONSTAR police tracking system will be to pay within the next couple months to have a dealership remove ONSTAR entirely at the customer's full expense. THIS INFORMATION IS NOT OFFERED AS NOR DOES IT PORTEND TO BE LEGAL ADVICE.
     As best the Ninth Amendment staff understands the legalese recently sent out by GM to formerly loyal customers GM now plans that these loyal customers also will have any emergency response charges passed on to them even when they use the ONSTAR emergency button feature for Good Samaritan acts that involve accidents or emergencies involving only others that ONSTAR drivers merely OBSERVE and REPORT.
     Readers are urged to demand of GM an immediate cessation of any such changes, to the extent the Ninth Amendment is correct in its preliminary analysis, and meanwhile predicts a GM ONSTAR debacle including stock price plummet and catastrophic loss of GM sales that will dwarf the loss of over ONE MILLION customers that NETFLIX has already seen before its most recently announced changes.
     The Ninth Amendment urges concerned readers to do their own research and/or consult their own legal or financial professional AS EVERYTHING STATED IN THIS POST DOES NOT PORTEND TO BE OFFERED AS LICENSED AND/OR PROFESSIONAL LEGAL OR FINANCIAL ADVICE IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER.
      Readers see it first reported here today in the Ninth Amendment. This is PRELIMINARY BREAKING NEWS presented by the Ninth Amendment as a public service with limited opportunity and limited immediately available resources to more fully analyze the GM ON-STAR predicted stock price plummet and is subject to change, revision, and/or further explication as editorial staff and global bureau resources permit. Get on it NEW YORK TIMES!

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New Music and Humor Features Unveiled by Ninth Amendment


      Tuesday, 20 September 2011, 51st STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - The Ninth Amendment reminds that READERS SHOULD PROBABLY NOT READ UNLIMITED FREE NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". So readers have you noticed that the promised new features to the soon-to-be top-rated website (yes ours!) now include FREE MUSIC if readers look down the right log column and click on the "Grooveshark" link set to Johnny Cash. Then readers may pick whomever they wish in the upper right "search box" at the site.
      As for the second Fact for the Day this one is another easy Hidden Fact that the Ninth Amendment now has again added a NEW FEATURE to celebrate, remember, Constitution Day was last Saturday, but it will be readers' Constitution all year long if readers READ IT PLEASE! And stand strong!

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Sent: Wed, Sep 14, 2011 9:27 pm - NEW HIDDEN HUMOR FEATURE
Subject: Court Reporting - Presented as Funny Excerpts Fair Comment of Below-Recommended Book (WITH NO RENUMERATION TO NINTH AMENDMENT)

IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT  FACE AS A COURT REPORTER
           
These are from a book called  Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that  had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking  place.
  
ATTORNEY: What was the  first thing your husband said to you that morning? 
  WITNESS:     He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?' 
ATTORNEY:  And why did  that upset you?
  WITNESS:     My name is Susan! 
  ____________________________________________ 
  
 
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia  gravis, does it affect your memory at all? 
  WITNESS:     Yes.
ATTORNEY:  And in what  ways does it affect your memory?
  WITNESS:     I forget.. 
ATTORNEY:  You  forget?  Can you give us an example of something you forgot? 
  ___________________________________________ 
   
  
ATTORNEY:  Now doctor  , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know  about it until the next morning?
WITNESS:  Did you  actually pass the bar exam?
  ____________________________________
  
ATTORNEY:  The  youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he? 
  WITNESS:      He's 20 , much like your IQ. 
  ___________________________________________ 
   
ATTORNEY:  Were you  present when your picture was taken?
  WITNESS:     Are you shitting me? 
  _________________________________________ 
  (My Favorite) 
ATTORNEY:  So the date  of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? 
  WITNESS:     Yes.
ATTORNEY:  And what  were you doing at that time?
  WITNESS:     Getting laid 
  ____________________________________________ 
  (Another favorite) 
ATTORNEY:  She had  three children , right?
  WITNESS:     Yes.
ATTORNEY:  How many  were boys?
WITNESS:     None.
ATTORNEY:   Were  there any girls?
  WITNESS:      Your Honor, I think I need a  different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? 
  ____________________________________________ 
  
ATTORNEY:  How was  your first marriage terminated?
  WITNESS:     By death.. 
ATTORNEY:  And by  whose death was it terminated?
  WITNESS:     Take a guess. 
  ____________________________________________ 
  
ATTORNEY:  Can you  describe the individual?
  WITNESS:     He was about medium height and had a  beard
ATTORNEY:  Was this a  male or a female?
  WITNESS:     Unless the Circus was in town I'm going  with male.
  _____________________________________
  
ATTORNEY:  Is your  appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent  to your attorney?
WITNESS:  No, this is  how I dress when I go to work.
  ______________________________________ 
  
ATTORNEY:  Doctor ,  how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? 
  WITNESS:     All of them.. The live ones put up too  much of a fight.
  _________________________________________ 
  
ATTORNEY:  ALL your  responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to? 
  WITNESS:     Oral.. 
  _________________________________________ 
  
ATTORNEY:  Do you  recall the time that you examined the body? 
  WITNESS:     The autopsy started around 8:30 PM 
ATTORNEY:  And Mr.  Denton was dead at the time?
  WITNESS:     If not , he was by the time I finished. 
  ____________________________________________ 
  
   
And last: 
  
ATTORNEY:  Doctor,  before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 
  WITNESS:     No.
ATTORNEY:  Did you  check for blood pressure?
  WITNESS:     No.
ATTORNEY:  Did you  check for breathing?
  WITNESS:     No..
ATTORNEY:  So, then it  is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? 
  WITNESS:     No.
ATTORNEY:  How can you  be so sure, Doctor?
  WITNESS:     Because his brain was sitting on my desk  in a jar.
ATTORNEY:  I see, but  could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? 
  WITNESS:     Yes, it is possible that he could have  been alive and practicing law. 
   



19 September 2011

Would Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry as President Secede the U.S. from Itself? Our Hearts Out to Yemen

     Monday, 19 September 2011, PAINT CREEK, TX - Apologies patient readers but the Ninth Amendment could not overlook posting a further comment that like that posted earlier probably never will be published by the NEW YORK TIMES FROM WHICH READERS SHOULD NOT READ UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
     Furthermore as nap period and "quiet time" approaches here at headquarters we must refrain from presenting another fact for the day, hidden or unhidden, other than the following. Our heartfelt sympathies, blessings, good wishes and prayers (for those who care to pray) to the lost souls, the wounded, their loved ones, and all people particularly today of YEMEN for the horrendous violence they have endured and our shame at the reported United States timing in adding to that violence including by simultaneous "non-existent" drone strikes on Yemen as required only by direct orders from President Barack Obama. Shame shame shame.

NINTH AMENDMENT EXPECTS UNPUBLISHED NYT COMMENT 
     Thank you for your interesting article on the place from which idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry came, as we were wondering if he were really an "American-born" actual American citizen running (for is life) for President and not unconstitutionally from Albania or somewhere.
     The Ninth Amendment log is however left with the lingering question not answered as to whether, should idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry as President "secede" the United States from itself (before he brings apocalypse down upon the Country) in apparent recognition of all the blood spilled by patriots FOR this country, will his hometown of Paint Creek go with him or stick with the rest of us?
NYT DID DIGITALLY PUBLISH COMMENT (EDITED HERE) AT 6:43 PM

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Back to Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry, Future Inmate

     Monday, 19 September 2011, PAINT CREEK, TX - The Ninth Amendment reminds that READERS SHOULD NOT READ FREE UNLIMITED DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". It having been too long since this log re-visited idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry the Ninth Amendment takes this occasion of the Times' article today detailing Perry's hometown of Paint Creek (or something like that) and it's "mixed" feelings of the man who is about to take the "big fall". Incidentally, that was the fact for the day. Not hidden.

Comment Submitted to New York Times

     We at the Ninth Amendment log, including the entire editorial staff and global bureaus cordially express our sincere wishes that idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry is given due consideration by the parole board or appropriate entity for his exemplary service as a Boy Scout when he has served due time of his inevitable prison term, and that he is not "accidentally" executed by mistake should his place of incarceration be Texas and the Governor at that time someone of Perry's own integrity, disposition, and compassion.

 

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17 September 2011

New York Times Disrespect for Constitution Day Angers Ninth Amendment Staff

     Saturday, 17 September 2011, 51st STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - The Ninth Amendment reminds that READERS SHOULD NOT READ UNLIMITED FREE NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The following additional post for today is another expected not to be published comment in response to the "fourth-rate" guest (we hope) Times academic opinion piece that is utterly disrespectful in his claimed "unconstitutionality" of  Constitution Day.
COMMENT:     
     Cute piece. We have reviewed your published opinion in the New York Times today and find it despicable for its lack of respect for the unique brilliance of the Founding Fathers, the sacred nature of the document of the Constitution as the best governing document ever created by peoplekind, and your ineptitude and unfitness for Constitutional interpretation. Every State's ratification of the United States Constitution was an implicit affirmation of its support for the celebration of Constitution Day. Your academic credentials indicate your lack of ability to even presume to interpret the Constitution.
     Why not focus on the unconstitutionality of the phony "War on Drugs", the "non-existent" drone campaign of the CIA, every "conflict" since WWII, and/or the completely unsupported use of the "Commerce Clause". We look forward to never hearing your interpretation of the doctrine of "Incorporation by Reference" to which we are more closely aligned than you might imagine.
     In your case, we the editorial staff and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment log hope given your so-called "credentials" you can recite the IXth Amendment by heart (it is not that long). You at first called to mind that Thomas Jefferson said "a little blood must be shed". However given our beliefs we decided we would rather fight to the death for your right to say what you wish, even on "Constitution Day". Hope never to see you again in the Times. Meanwhile "Merry Christmas", and "Happy Easter", too.

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New York Times "Axes of Evil" Comment Belatedly Published


      Saturday, 17 September 2011 (Constitution Day), NEW YORK, NEW YORK -
     The Ninth Amendment wishes readers a healthy, happy and prosperous Constitution Day today. We also remind that READERS SHOULD NOT READ UNLIMITED DIGITAL CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES FOR FREE SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The Ninth Amendment editorial comment which follows was FINALLY digitally published shortly after 1 a.m. EST as #113 in response to Mr. Paul Krugman's "Axes of Evil" statistical piece discussing the number "zero" originally published in the 14 September 2011 Times.
      Today's Fact for the Day is not a hidden fact but simply to inform we trust mostly unnecessarily our readers, other than idiot Rick "Payback" Perry (who is learning to read the Times' children's edition and coloring book), that the word "axes" is the plural of the word "axis". For idiot "Payback" Perry's benefit the "Axis Powers" were what Germany, Japan, and Italy were called in WWII, which is short for World War Two, which was the United States' LAST constitutionally conducted war, and one which we incidentally won. No, soon-to-be-unemployed idiot Governor Perry, the Mexicans were not a major combatant in that war.
     waronnothing Comment:
     Published digitally by New York Times September 17th, 2011     1:31 am
     In addition to our previous comment on this numbers stuff, we at the Ninth Amendment editorial board wish to point out that the unquestioned top music documentary of all time (after the PBS John Lennon in New York one) was "Spinal Tap". Please notice that ZERO was of no relevance whatsoever to this revolutionary band of extraordinary talent, who revealed that their biggest secret was that they always played with their amps at "11" whereas most other musicians sufficed with amps reduced to a top volume of "10".
     Spinal Tap did not need any kind of "bar graph" or whatever to know better than never to turn the amp to zero. As did Thomas Pynchon in "Gravity's Rainbow", the first "book" of which was called "Beyond the Zero" and featured a quote from Wehrner von Braun on scientific work convincing him of the eternal continuity of existence. How many of your numbers people made it through "Gravity's Rainbow"? Did you?

16 September 2011

Ninth Amendment Follows Up on Offer to Times and Advises Avoiding Flying

     Friday, 16 September 2011, 51st STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - Gentle READERS ARE REMINDED NOT TO READ UNLIMITED FREE NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY READERS SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
     The following is the Ninth Amendment's subsequent comment to Times' columnist Paul Krugman whose "Busy" piece was addressed yesterday. Yes, right, today's HIDDEN FACT FOR THE DAY is actually found in the following short piece (HINT, HINT ANOTHER NEW NINTH AMENDMENT FEATURE!).
     The HIDDEN FACT is not very obscure or hard to find but may be of enough interest to our readers whom we deeply care about and who still travel by commercial plane rather than a 1966 Ford Fairlane (remember to add lead to gas, exempt from "inspections", first year to feature mandatory seatbelts, add "safety brake light" to back deck) as we travel only on pavement or occasional dirt or gravel. Our warning refers to news released yesterday of real T.S.A. "inspectors" advising passengers how to smuggle contraband and guns around airport security checkpoints in return for small amounts of cash and "gift cards". Please research yourself if concerned.
Comment

     Sir, we see here at the Ninth Amendment early cocktail luncheon that you have only posted ZERO comments since the two you had up yesterday on your excellent but rather brief "Busy" piece, so naturally ours was not there as nothing had changed. We would like to expand our offer not only to write for you but review comments as well as we often have some free time between our cocktail luncheon and cocktail lunch while we wait for the pain doctor's pharmacy truck to arrive. P.S. we hope you are not traveling by plane, did you learn in the news yesterday that the T.S.A. shows people how to get guns around the airport security checkpoints for small amounts of cash, "gift cards", or trinkets?  No worries, they are Federal employees so could be suspended with pay for up to a week.

 

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15 September 2011

Ninth Amendment Advises New York Times Columnist Paul Krugman

     Friday, 16 September 2011, 51st STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - The Ninth Amendment reminds all that READERS SHOULD NOT READ UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL MATERIAL FOR FREE SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The following advisory comment was submitted to Times columnist Mr. Paul Krugman today when he wrote a VERY short piece yesterday saying that he was "Busy, busy, busy". Today's bonus FACT FOR THE DAY is an equally short reminder that Washington, D.C. was not that hard to get from Virginia and Maryland because it was a mosquito-infested swamp then before being developed by Mayor Barry into a crack-infested crime den.

Probably Unpublished Comment to the New York Times

Dear Mr. Krugman, Always a pleasure, sir! Now the technique you used today of writing a REALLY SHORT piece probably will not work for too long as some of those Times folks are pretty sharp, except the executive ones maybe who spent 100 billion times what techies say it would cost them to make a paywall that even had the appearance of working at least.

On the other hand if you worked as we did for the Federal Government as  attorneys for a decade you probably could get by with posts like the above for 10 or maybe 20 years until retirement if you strategically used sick, personal leave, comp, work at home, time off, and holidays, vacation, etc. If your supervisor ever took a look at your work or came around your cubicle (you probably have a double cubicle, big guy!) then you could fill in an "employee self-evaluation" giving yourself the highest marks (as no one ever reviews them before they go to human resources).

But you really should use the opportunity to write in BIG LETTERS LIKE THIS that I CANNOT DO MY BEST WORK FOR THE PAPER UNDER MY PRESENT SUPERVISOR. If you really are that "Busy busy busy" then also use this form as a reason to produce no more work before you leave (he said he is traveling) but quickly cut out some old material from somewhere with expired copyright and leave it on your boss' boss' desk as your present work predicament will be under investigation so your supervisor will just want to steer clear of you.                       

Finally, as editors we guess of our own aspiring "Newspaper of Record" (that is Noam Chomsky speaking) called the Ninth Amendment, I bet you do not even know what it says, but we can offer to write and e-mail you some columns. Just tell us how many words, as we work best nights when fully stocked up on our 12 prescription medicines.You can pay us back when you are top dog there and give us jobs as we already know lots of that crowd from school anyway. Here is an idea for "our" first column (do not put our name though!) which is something we did, "How to Get a Perfect Score on the LSAT on LSD". Last part optional.

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Dick Cheney's Halliburton Again At Center of Death and Disaster - Deepwater Horizon Oil Rig Blowout Criminal Report Released!

     Thursday, 15 September 2011, WASHINGTON, D.C. -  The Ninth Amendment, we know, we know, again REMINDS READERS THEY SHOULD NOT READ UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT FOR FREE SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  Sorry readers for the endless redundancy of our leads regarding the Firefox Browser, but we are only trying to cover our .... you know .... Oh, we mean make sure the Times makes a little pocket change now and again.
      Curious about today's FACT FOR THE DAY?! It is one of our newest features in our web transition phase which is why readers now see advertisements littering this log from outfits such as major oil, chemical, and waste companies, not to mention the INSURANCE COMPANIES who own every unmarked tall and most other commercial buildings you can see wherever you are (excepting, sorry we are not sure, our growing former Soviet Union countries' readership, although this log now goes out in Russian as well as that is our second biggest audience).
      See, you learned possibly TWO new facts today, and it did not hurt that much, did it? Let us review. One, the Insurance Companies own every tall and most other commercial buildings with NO NAMES on them. Now, shhh, that is because THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THEY OWN EVERYTHING RIPPING YOU OFF FOR THEIR EXORBITANT PREMIUMS (AGAIN, DO NOT ALWAYS BELIEVE THE TV, OKAY?) WHILE THEY MAKE BAD FAITH DENIALS OF EVERY CLAIM YOU PAID TO HAVE COVERED UNLESS YOU ARE DICK CHENEY OR THE GUY WHO LEASED THE WTC, INSURED IT FOR PLANE HITS (HUH?) AND THEN CLAIMED 9/11/2011 WAS TWO EVENTS OR OCCURRENCES AND WON, but he had what we call VERY EXPENSIVE LAWYERS WHO DO NOT WORK FOR INSURANCE COMPANIES.
     As to any loyal readers actually still with us after the above feature/diatribe, what follows is yet again essentially a comment submitted by the editors of the Ninth Amendment to the New York Times which we never know will electronically publish us or try to scoop us or hit us with a prior restraint lawsuit (First Amendment Talk), so we get it out fast. Like a spicy burrito in a porta-potty at the State Fair. (Sorry last sentence another one of our interns sneaking up to the keyboard....) Dick Cheney probably "rents" a bunch of broken ones of those to the U.S Armed Forces, too. But see below regarding Dick's bigger tricks.

CHENEY SHAM CONTRACTOR HALLIBURTON OIL RIG CRIMINALS
      Today's reported release of the final investigation results of the Deepwater Horizon debacle confirm early reports including that of an incredibly slow British Petroleum response in reporting the rapidly unfolding disaster to authorities. Moreover the Report confirms that what occurred is not just a completely avoidable environmental disaster of monumental proportions and, if those responsible are lucky (or rich) enough, something short of murder charges.
     Just when the Ninth Amendment had bemoaned (find recent post with right column "search" feature) the apparent current sad financial state of former Vice-President "poor" Dick Cheney reduced to hawking his doubtless fictitious "memoirs" doing the Sunday talk show circuit professing his admiration for Hillary Clinton, what do we find but SURPRISE!
     Halliburton is right at the center of the disaster with Halliburton and Cheney's classic shoddy and/or non-existent work usually reserved for the United States armed services "sweetheart" contracts Cheney spent his time in public office perfecting. And we thought opportunities must have slowed for his BlackDeath outfit to kill civilians around the globe!
     Glad to see that rather than Cheney's heart exploding out of his chest when he took office nature saved that "calamity" for itself with the help of Cheney's Halliburton outfit remade as "deep sea cement experts" (all responsibility denied and put on BP by both Halliburton and naturally Cheney who "NEVER MADE A DIME" off a sweetheart contract for a company he ran, runs, or whatever).
     Sure, Dick, just show us the tax returns, please, and get back to what you are best at doing. There is always someone somewhere who needs to die. When that happens your heart stops. You know, just go ask your "people".

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14 September 2011

Xanax Latest Demon MDs Commanded Not to Prescribe, Or Else!

     Wednesday, 14 September 2011, WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Ninth Amendment REMINDS READERS NOT TO READ UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The following post apparently has NOT been published as commentary on today's Times' story about the ongoing mania to STOP Xanax because it may help people but is no longer patented. The Ninth Amendment offers NO MEDICAL ADVICE WHATSOEVER which is available in and from Mexico and other foreign countries as listed for profit by Google.
     Today's additional FACT FOR THE DAY is that contrary to prevailing belief in the United States, most general physicians here and orthopedic surgeons in particular, even taking into account education costs, are the most overpaid in the world today. Look it up. We would not just trust ourselves and neither should readers. Research with search engines is not exactly mind-taxing.
     As for "demon" benzodiazepines especially trade name Xanax (generic name alprozalom) which were ungrateful enough to lose their patent protection as mandated by the U.S. Constitution, anyone who is NOT anxious in today's society is probably the one who is NOT well.
     Yet as reported today, many MDs have a fear of or are brainwashed from prescribing benzodiazepines particularly Xanax, or a host of other drugs, because somehow we have become a country where what is really required to practice medicine is not an MD, but a GED, as in about the education of your average DEA agent.
     Doctors laugh and usually agree when we share this observation, then they usually tell us it is true. Or physicians may admit fear of the FDA, State Medical Board, insurance, pick your loser running YOUR healthcare who most likely has no medical training and knows they would be in the unemployment line were it not for the 30-year totally failed "War on Drugs".
      As for the qualifications of just any MD, one of our fathers was an MD and killed himself with the process certainly accelerated by fellow physicians' filled Rxs which were completely counter-indicated and later hidden by the physicians from the police. Also one of our mothers would have been killed by doctors who said she was a goner had we not stepped in and required the MDs personally to sign any hospital orders before taking her out of ICU.
     Perhaps scared of our legal training, the doctors relented, and left in the ICU she in fact then soon completely recovered after a 10-day coma and still walks around just fine today 20 years later. The doctors who would have killed her wrote themselves up as "heroes" in the New England Journal of Medicine.
     In any case we encourage you to read the ever-improving Ninth Amendment log which just now is beginning a feature on "Doctor Horror Stories". As for benzodiazepines, the worst doctors to see in our UNMEDICAL OPINION are the ones who have never had the panic or anxiety symptoms, taken the medications, and whose sole source of learning is pharmaceutical company-hosted "shindigs" where patented obscenely overpriced medicines are "in" (such as esoteric antidepressants), and all others that actually are proven and work are "out".
     As for benzodiazepines, try a little research and find, say, the Harvard Medical Newsletter article of about five years back where the EDITOR-IN-CHIEF on the front page wrote that in his experience and that of his medical staff, they found that benzodiazepines often were indicated for as long as a lifetime, if that is what improved people's quality of life.
     If an M.D. has not had anxiety problems specifically treated with benzodiazepines you can bet in our UNMEDICAL OPINION they have no idea about what they say. MDs today are "trained" with brainless reprimands by the DEA, the FDA, and/or state medical boards, where one is lucky to find someone directing their MD with anything more than a G.E.D.
     Remind your MD that they took the Hippocratic oath not a pledge to be directed in their healthcare practice by "secret agents" and young women in short skirts who give doctors' staffs an illegally untaxed "free lunch and samples". Doctors have an ethical obligation WE BELIEVE to read journals and attend seminars which are peer-reviewed by accredited health professionals, not "drug war losers" who are lucky if they can write a proper sentence, nor lazily attend gratis pharmaceutical company junkets pushing the latest patented (VERY IMPORTANT) "medicines".
     These wallet-busting mystery concoctions are tested in sham trials usually involving about ten participants and "indicated" for whatever the pharmaceutical company pals at the FDA looking for drug company jobs will allow them to put in their bogus attorney-written literature.
     While studying the Harvard Medical Journal and Lancet at luncheons for the editorial board of the Ninth Amendment log, although we of course can offer NO MEDICAL ADVICE, unlike the young women in short skirts and the G.E.D. government secret agents, we would be smart enough we hope not to purport to provide "medical care" for our fellow humans solely on the basis of corporate America's commands, including know-nothing health insurance companies and the payment schedules of government-financed health plans.
     And while you are at it, go try to get a good night's sleep in the hospital. We dare you! We seriously also recommend you INSIST on bringing someone to spend the night with you in your $2,000+ a night room, as hospitals well know that the "night shift" is the best place for hospital corporations to assign the sadists (NOT EVERYONE ON THE NIGHT SHIFT) who wake patients roughly to take blood every ten minutes for no reason but anger over their underpaid horrible jobs and take great sick joy in NEVER answering calls for the bathroom or more pain medicine.  Funny, just like the DEA, which would rather destroy your liver putting poison in your hydrocodone than have you experience "unauthorized pleasure" while the secret drug agents are out illegally in US Government cars getting smashed on alcohol and driving into walls.

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Of Course President Obama is a Strong President!

     Wednesday, 14 September 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The newly ever-evolving Ninth Amendment soon to be top one percent website including our core log reminds all READERS ARE DISCOURAGED FROM READING FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The Ninth Amendment as usual not knowing if its comment today will be published in the Times re-addresses the difficult question raised in the Times today as to whether President Obama is a strong, a weak, or a what President?
     This pressing question as to whether President Obama is weak, strong or whatever has been needlessly dogging those pundit people for way too long. Do you think you would have seen Richard Nixon out there on the basketball court? Of course so-called never elected "President" George "little shrub" Bush did tap dance on the White House Portico as he waited for the press to finish watching "American Idol" and head over to the White House to make some overtime. But Bush had probably already started drinking and doing cocaine again sometime while he was destroying the World and this Country, so that does not count.
     No, we the editorial staff of the Ninth Amendment decided the very night that President Obama must be a strong President was indeed the night he sat in the "Situation Room" eating pizza as he watched the Navy Seals live murder Osama bin Laden, then walked calmly out to tell the Country, then clearly was most eager to get back and finish his share of the pepperoni pie. Now THAT is a strong man.

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13 September 2011

Rick "Payback" Perry Clarifies in Republican Debate That He Costs More Than $5,000 to Buy Off

     Tuesday, 13 September 2011, TAMPA - The Ninth Amendment REMINDS READERS THAT IN ITS TRANSFORMATION FROM FLEDGLING LOG TO EXPECTED TOP-RATED WEBSITE THAT READERS SHOULD REFRAIN FROM UNLIMITED FREE READING OF THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" so as to save some free time to peruse expanding new features coming soon here to the Ninth Amendment.
     In the Ninth Amendment's newly-announced beta version of its FACT OF THE DAY, readers are reminded that the original Statute of Liberty was a gift from the country of France, is situated in New York Harbor on an island within the State of New Jersey, is not actually in the New York, New York Casino in Las Vegas, which has a smaller replica in its lobby, and finally that "Lady Liberty" is featured on a U.S. postage stamp which was re-issued by the United States Postal Service (now on the brink of insolvency) even though it was KNOWN by the Postal Service to be wrongly depicted on the originally issued stamp and nevertheless re-issued with the same mistaken depiction. The stamp reads "Forever" meaning it is worth whatever.
     In other compelling news, yesterday marked the second Republican Presidential debate joined by expected VERY temporary "front-runner" Rick "Payback" Perry where it was hosted in Tampa, Florida by long-time bedfellows CNN and the "Tea Partiers". Apparent lifetime Texas Governor "Payback" Perry again demonstrated his inability both to keep his mouth shut and keep his hands off of former front-runner Mitt Romney who was unfortunate enough to be placed beside Perry.
     Upon being confronted with the fact that he had made young Texas schoolgirls subject themselves to a vaccine known to cause sexually transmitted diseases because Merck made the vaccine and gave him $5,000 to require it in Texas, Rick "Payback" Perry stunned (insofar as that is possible) the already genetically stupefied Tea Partying audience by proclaiming that since Perry could shake down contributors for as much as $30 million, $5,000 generally was not enough to buy Perry off even if Merck had hired a former Perry aide to hand over the cash.

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Fentanyl Opioid Patch Concentration Methods Publicized by National Institute of Drug Abuse and U.S. Food and Drug Administration On "Treatment" Websites

     Tuesday, 12 September 2011, WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Ninth Amendment offers the following observations both as matters of arguably general interest and to reassure faithful readers who fear any danger of succumbing to total ignorance and being flushed down the drain along with the masses in the "Idiot Rick Perry tide of lowest education". Today this Great Country's facts for the day (A NEW FEATURE!) include that the State of Vermont's ultra-conservative but similarly-shaped yet upside-down and flipped-over neighbor to the east, fellow former original colony, that is the State of New Hampshire second to last nationally in religious faith and 18th Century birthplace of Phillips Exeter Academy, encourages New Hampshire drivers to "Live Free or Die" although presumably not TOO "free".
     Meanwhile the State of Alaska, home of Matanuska Valley "Thunderf*ck" a "High Times" magazine top-rated cannabis, Sarah "braindead" hey "My State, Mine!" Palin, Former Alaskan U.S. Senator and Anchorage Airport namesake Ted "Rebuild My House" Stevens, denotes on a license plate its magnificent natural God-Given vast beauty surviving as "The Last Frontier" of this Great Country.
     That is unless President "So I Lied" Obama fulfills his newly announced big newest sellout the "A-Okay" to Alaskan coastal oil-drilling, wilderness deforestation, reduction of Mount Denali (that WAS this Country's highest mountain peak the formerly-named Mount McKinley) into a vast coal gas strip mine, and conversion of Alaskan national parks into federal Class D hazardous waste landfills with salmon streams converted to methane run-off dispensers.
     All this Obama further betrayal is truly understandable given impressive Alaskan historical environmental successes including the Prudhoe Bay forever tundra-leaking wilderness pipeline and the Exxon "Valdez" supertanker drunken-driving Captain Hazelwood napping disaster ($1 billion Exxon jury damages STILL not paid 25 years later after about that many appeal trips to the U.S. Supreme Court).
     And finally of course the cause of raping the last irreplaceable national wilderness mainland treasures of the United States now enthusiastically embraced wholesale by doubtless single-term freshman Republican congressional members. Presumably their bold "initiative" undertaken in complete disrespect or most likely absolute ignorance of the awesome accomplishments of just about THEIR SOLE Republican party truly 20th Century great, President Theodore Roosevelt, no doubt an unknown to them. Untold millions of acres were protected virtually overnight as accomplished by Roosevelt's brilliant lightening-fast sleight of hand under the auspices of the "Federal Antiquities Act" as the rapacious pigs of his period preoccupied themselves fighting over who could rob this still young Country of more and nearly dammed Yosemite Valley in the process.
     Finally on the subject of Frontiers the Ninth Amendment notes that individual Alaskans also have been able to choose another truly outstanding license plate (would-be "tag" were Alaska in the South), the awesome Kathy Sarnes' Alaskan Yukon Gold Rush art license plate which in recent years was awarded "Best License Plate in the United States".
     "HOUSTON COCKTAIL" REDUX - But patient readers, we digress far from our initial amazement in undertaking this post (hearkening back to the continuing popularity of our post in earlier 2011 noting the curious Houston DEA publicization of and the Texas Medical Board broadcasting of the exact pharmacological recipe for the infamous "Houston Cocktail").  That post can be found using the "Search" feature of this log located along the right margin.
     The Ninth Amendment must absolutely emphatically repeat we reference the Houston DEA "Houston Cocktail" recipe as it appeared on the site of the Texas Medical Board WITH THE  NINTH AMENDMENT'S SEVERE AND SERIOUS WARNING THAT THE NINTH AMENDMENT OFFERS NO MEDICAL NOR OTHER ADVICE REGARDING THAT RECIPE NOR DOES THE NINTH AMENDMENT HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE WHATSOEVER WHAT POSSIBLE EFFECTS OR DANGERS MAY RESULT FROM INGESTING THE DEA'S "HOUSTON COCKTAIL" WHETHER THOSE MAY RANGE FROM "UNAUTHORIZED EUPHORIA" TO DEATH TO ANYTHING IN BETWEEN. MEDICAL ADVICE SHOULD BE SOUGHT ONLY FROM THOSE QUALIFIED TO GIVE IT SUCH AS PHARMACISTS, PHYSICIANS, HOSPITALS, POISON CONTROL CENTERS, OR THE DEA ITSELF. DEFINITELY NOT THE NINTH AMENDMENT AS WE AGAIN NEITHER OFFER NOR PURPORT TO OFFER ANY MEDICAL ADVICE WHATSOEVER.
   FENTANYL PATCH ABUSE - Similarly, today's Ninth Amendment post here queries why the NISD and the FDA apparently chose to emulate the DEA by publicizing the possibility and even methods for conversion of fentanyl patches into apparently super-potent drug extractions for various means of ingestion, according apparently to the U.S. Government agencies' information provided on the referenced drug website, of what presumably is intended it appears as a recreational opioid concoction which again for all The Ninth Amendment knows, AND EXPRESSLY NEITHER OFFERS NOR PURPORTS TO OFFER ANY MEDICAL ADVICE WHATSOEVER, may cause anything on ingestion of any type from "unauthorized euphoria" to death or anything in between.
     MEDICAL ADVICE MUST BE SOUGHT FROM A LICENSED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL SUCH AS A PHARMACIST, DOCTOR, HOSPITAL, POISON CONTROL CENTER, OR PERHAPS THE AGENCIES PUBLICIZING THE INFORMATION. THE NINTH AMENDMENT EXPRESSLY NEITHER OFFERS NOR CLAIMS ANY QUALIFICATION WHATSOEVER TO PROVIDE ANY MEDICAL ADVICE WHATSOEVER.
   
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Fentanyl Patch Abuse and Addiction Can Cause Death

Times Comment on Political Satire Published Monday 12 September 2011 Heralds New Age of Guerilla Media

     Tuesday, 13 September 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The Ninth Amendment reminds READERS TO AVOID READING UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT WITHOUT SUBSCRIPTION SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". We gratefully acknowledge the Times' digital publication of our comments largely repeated here since we never know in advance if our readers will find the content of our posts published elsewhere or not.
     After several years of San Francisco television cablecasts of  "The New American" (the 51st State of Consciousness) co-hosted in the 1990's by Big M and the late Jim Coulson, whose unparalleled world view entertained, confused and engaged several years and untold thousands of the Bay City's viewers and channel-surfers, those of us who survived awoke shortly into the new century and millennium to a world forever changed. Since well before then we have spent far too much time in this country enmeshed in what has become President Eisenhower's prophetic endless conflicts we know as "waronnothing".
    The untimely passing of disarmingly meaningful, hilarious, absolutely unorthodox American political satire far too soon thereafter closely coincided with the loss of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. Dr. Thompson came of age politically when written material was still printed and read on paper, and Rolling Stone still was a fledgling San Francisco rock music magazine until the fateful day Dr. Thompson strutted into Rolling Stone's San Francisco offices to launch his national campaign for Sheriff of Aspen, Colorado.
     As referred to in several recent posts, readers should prepare for the Ninth Amendment soon to commence a rapid transition into a centerpiece of the new media with the will to work ceaselessly to bring the best and brightest minds and talent available to save this Great Country and this Earth from annihilation. Our admitted stumbling efforts haltingly to launch a new electronic publication rooted in American political satire and in part re-establish that rich tradition in this Country are loosely documented in recent posts to our "Ninth Amendment" log.
     With plans soon to greatly expand from our nascent home at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com. (Neither we nor the O.E.D. yet have stooped to recognize the ridiculous techie "word" starting with the letter "B"). Our editorial headquarters board (operating from temporary World Headquarters on an island at the center of the 51st State of Consciousness in WarOnNothing Square) and our global staff bureaus repeatedly have been appalled to encounter the near-complete death in this Country of a great tradition spanning centuries from Mark Twain to the more recent day "National Lampoon", and of course "Mad Magazine" (which ranks perhaps as one of the most sophisticated and exhilarating American publications of all time along with "Foreign Affairs").
     Extensive research assisted by a multitude of American academics including top regional and university librarians reveals that they too have been shocked to confirm that as of now ABSOLUTELY NO dedicated political satire published print publication they can find exists in this Great Country. Likewise, other than conversations that still might be had on occasion mostly only in US cities such as NY, DC, Boston, or SF, we have found that beyond about .01% of Americans none show even a glimmer of recognition in response to any type of satire, irony, sarcasm although we try to avoid that, or any other arguably thoughtful humor.
     We suspect this is because lacking a "laugh track" a generation of Americans under constant commercial assault by corrupt media pigs are at a dead loss to summon any comprehension of from where a comment might "be coming". They then as so well-trained by a "popular media" that spawns brain death assume humor they cannot comprehend must involve some kind of grave insult.
     We welcome your contributions of all kinds to the New Great Endeavor. We affirm your right to think, speak, worship, pursue happiness and enjoy any and all of your natural-born rights not specifically prohibited by the compact of the United States Constitution AS INTENDED BY OUR FOUNDING FATHERS.
     The Ninth Amendment expressly recognizes all human beings are born equal, specifically acknowledges that violence will never triumph over peace, trusts that evil will beget only evil, recognizes the miracle of an Earth capable of sustaining all in peace, harmony and love, where every Unconstitutional "war" (actually conflict) ultimately will be exposed as a war on nothing at all, and further vows never to hesitate to express our honest understanding that anything that presumes to call itself an "intelligence" outfit is nothing but the opposite, an organ devoted to the stupidity not to remember the simple admonition "Thou shalt not kill" with its "intelligence" inevitably culminating in torture, assassination, and retribution.
     Finally any person who stalks the Earth believing they know more than enough to disingenuously manipulate others in heartless insatiable greed and cause the masses untold suffering in reality is nothing more than a champion of ignorance destined for a fate that is unspeakable and unthinkable in its horror. 

Copyright 2011 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved

10 September 2011

Rick "Payback" Perry Closet Academic Genius or Raving Ignorant Idiot?

     Saturday, 10 September 2011- NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The Ninth Amendment requests that READERS PLEASE NOT READ UNLIMITED CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL EDITION SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The Ninth Amendment in large part first submitted the following post to that esteemed publication, The Times, regarding the senseless ongoing "academic" debate about Rick "Payback" Perry's comment apparently attempting some sort of analogy between himself Perry "the global warming non-believer" and Galileo.
     Readers are warned they may be headed for deep and lasting intellectual damage should they actually try to acquire academic or any kind of accurate learning from Rick "Payback" Perry. We understand Perry was instructed by his handlers that his one and only BIG WORD for the debate night should be "Galileo" whom Perry obviously never had heard of before except perhaps in a cereal TV advertisement.
     For persons still unfamiliar with "Payback" Perry's aggressive assertions unfailingly wrong born of absolute ignorance, it is extremely unlikely that (former Democrat) "Payback" Perry intended his "outvoted" description of Galileo to refer to the outcome of a vote of the Inquisition. To ruminate over what sensible historical scientific/theological analogy to Galileo Perry might be attempting to make in Perry's continuing idiotic attack on global warming is laughable.
     This is literally so given his claim to have single-handedly reduced nitrous oxide (laughing gas) emissions in Texas while in fact Perry's big-dollar supporters completely illegal unfettered toxic air emissions throughout the state during Perry's term have soared achieving an unlivable "F" air rating in EVERY county in Texas.     
     Our preliminary analysis reveals "Payback" Perry most likely to be a "stealth" loser candidate possibly planted by his original party (the Democrats) to seal the demise of the Republicans and himself on his long-delayed journey to a lengthy term in the "big house" as his years of criminal activities in Texas inevitably now find their way into the national spotlight. Other possibilities however are being examined by our global team of political, linguistic and other experts.

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09 September 2011

"Payback" Perry Relaxes Post-Debate Ogling Naked Young Women on Official www.perryforsale.com Website

     Friday, 9 September 2011, BANGKOK, READERS ARE REMINDED NOT TO READ UNLIMITED DIGITAL CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  The following breaking news report although believed to be accurate was transmitted by possibly faulty technology from our Chiangmai, Thailand bureau. Readers are urged absolutely to do their own research to verify its veracity which the Ninth Amendment cannot confirm at this time.
     Rick "Payback" Perry after a grueling night at the Republican Presidential debate retreated to look at pictures of naked young women on his official www.perryforsale.com website which he allegedly established at the time that "Payback" Perry and George the "little shrub" Bush together frequented Thailand because of their shared affinity for "helping the young" while charging it all off to Texas taxpayers. Traveling with his wife and a huge security entourage at taxpayers' expense has continued to be a favorite pastime during "Payback" Perry's terms as Texas Governor, when he has not been taking kickbacks and making sweetheart land deals for "favors" at home, on the grounds that the Perrys are drumming up "tourism" in countries such as Japan.
     The Ninth Amendment cannot at this time verify this information and therefore expresses only the opinion that these two public figures Perry and Bush certainly are capable of such interests, as they have been reported it is rumored to engage in similar close interests with young Mexican illegal alien boys as earlier reported.
      Governor "Payback" Perry after being labelled an "idiot" by a former President Reagan official, immediately followed at the Simi Valley Republican debate by "Payback" Perry's calling Social Security a "ponzi" scheme in which Perry would NOT pay back future American contributors to the Social Security program or anyone else, repeated Perry's earlier assertions that Americans should not be permitted to vote for United States Senators, defended the Texas death penalty as full of safeguards when Texas is known to be the most lax killer in the country and perhaps the world (having recently changed Texas' "chemical lethal injection cocktail" with NO public input based solely on Governor "Payback" Perry's alleged recollection of his animal husbandry classes at Texas A&M which has denied he ever attended that University).
     Rick "Payback" Perry further denied the existence of global warming comparing himself to Galileo for obscure reasons, amongst other Perry statements which have included denying evolution and reportedly questioning whether the Earth really revolved around the sun.
     Governor Rick "Payback" self-proclaimed "children" death row protector Perry, who also dishonored all who have spilled blood for this country with his ghostwritten book "Fed Up" expressing his lack of respect for the United States consistent with his repeated threats to "secede" Texas from the Country, invited his approximately three very rich out-of state sole supporters to join him and "little shrub" Bush on a junket to Thailand reportedly to "make those little ones dance" with his infamous coyote-killing six-shooter.
     The Nation's reportedly most idiotic (according to a former REAGAN official) Governor "Payback" Perry, whose crown regulatory achievement Perry claimed in debate was to reduce nitrous oxide (laughing gas) emissions in Texas air by allowing facilities to write their own permits, may evade Interpol and a reported "brigade of bug drones" sent out by disgusted rogue CIA agents over "Playboy" Perry's reputed sexual propensities. Readers are reminded once again that this breaking news post (just as many early news reports) may contain inaccuracies.
     Political pundits however are claiming that Perry must be some kind of "stealth" candidate planted by Democrats (Perry formerly was a Democrat) or perhaps Mitt Romney to set up Perry for a nosedive into oblivion and usher in a turnaround and ever-increasing chances of re-election of BarackObama.com.

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07 September 2011

Governor Rick "Payback" Perry to Demonstrate Idiocy on National Television Debate

     Wednesday, 7 September 2011, SIMI VALLEY, CA -  Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry as detailed in the below comment is scheduled to showcase his idiocy to the whole Nation with which he is a "Fed Up" traitor in his first face-off with Republican Presidential contenders from the academically acclaimed Reagan Library. READERS ARE REMINDED NOT TO BYPASS THE NEW YORK TIMES SPIFFY "PAYWALL" AND READ UNLIMITED TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT FOR FREE SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".      Unlike Mormon Romney, whom we do not support either, Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry could not remember his handlers' list of 3 ways to create jobs, let alone read 5 in a row from a teleprompter. Former Democrat Perry better be doing his phony "holy man" imitation tonight since he cannot get off with his favorite "scientific" 10 second local media appearance in some backwater Texas coffee shop.
     As has been documented by our Ninth Amendment log at in posts for the past two years, "Payback" Perry is not even acknowledged by the University (Texas A&M) at which he supposedly studied and presumably flunked out of his animal husbandry major. If he were not Governor of Texas forever now and then loses as President, "Six-Shooter" Perry will be #1 in the unemployment line, due to absolute ignorance and ineptitude, or more likely doing a long prison term for the criminal paybacks and kickbacks and sweetheart deals this lowlife loser has been stashing away for years.
     Take a look at Perry's books about his prowess as a Boyscout, his latest remaindered book "Fed Up" disparaging this Great Country and every person who has spilled blood for it. Not to mention his idiot threats to "secede" from the U.S., presumably so Texas can be overrun by its historical owner Mexico (his greatest fear after coyotes) in about five minutes. "Payback" Perry stabbed his former boss alleged but non-elected "President" George "little shrub" Bush in the back, and Perry lied that he would NEVER run for President just as Bush had lied.
     "Payback" Perry never created a job nor a dollar but for himself and those who paid him off bigtime, the rest were given the worst education, social services, welfare, health and education in the country on their inevitable path to the world's worst death row in the U.S. #1 rape prisons or, if they were lucky, the minimum wage overnight job at the gas station convenience store. "Payback" Perry and "If I only had a brain" Palin in 2012. American Apocalypse in 2013.
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