Tuesday, 13 September 2011, TAMPA - The Ninth Amendment REMINDS READERS THAT IN ITS TRANSFORMATION FROM FLEDGLING LOG TO EXPECTED TOP-RATED WEBSITE THAT READERS SHOULD REFRAIN FROM UNLIMITED FREE READING OF THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" so as to save some free time to peruse expanding new features coming soon here to the Ninth Amendment.
In the Ninth Amendment's newly-announced beta version of its FACT OF THE DAY, readers are reminded that the original Statute of Liberty was a gift from the country of France, is situated in New York Harbor on an island within the State of New Jersey, is not actually in the New York, New York Casino in Las Vegas, which has a smaller replica in its lobby, and finally that "Lady Liberty" is featured on a U.S. postage stamp which was re-issued by the United States Postal Service (now on the brink of insolvency) even though it was KNOWN by the Postal Service to be wrongly depicted on the originally issued stamp and nevertheless re-issued with the same mistaken depiction. The stamp reads "Forever" meaning it is worth whatever.
In other compelling news, yesterday marked the second Republican Presidential debate joined by expected VERY temporary "front-runner" Rick "Payback" Perry where it was hosted in Tampa, Florida by long-time bedfellows CNN and the "Tea Partiers". Apparent lifetime Texas Governor "Payback" Perry again demonstrated his inability both to keep his mouth shut and keep his hands off of former front-runner Mitt Romney who was unfortunate enough to be placed beside Perry.
Upon being confronted with the fact that he had made young Texas schoolgirls subject themselves to a vaccine known to cause sexually transmitted diseases because Merck made the vaccine and gave him $5,000 to require it in Texas, Rick "Payback" Perry stunned (insofar as that is possible) the already genetically stupefied Tea Partying audience by proclaiming that since Perry could shake down contributors for as much as $30 million, $5,000 generally was not enough to buy Perry off even if Merck had hired a former Perry aide to hand over the cash.
Copyright 2011 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved
In the Ninth Amendment's newly-announced beta version of its FACT OF THE DAY, readers are reminded that the original Statute of Liberty was a gift from the country of France, is situated in New York Harbor on an island within the State of New Jersey, is not actually in the New York, New York Casino in Las Vegas, which has a smaller replica in its lobby, and finally that "Lady Liberty" is featured on a U.S. postage stamp which was re-issued by the United States Postal Service (now on the brink of insolvency) even though it was KNOWN by the Postal Service to be wrongly depicted on the originally issued stamp and nevertheless re-issued with the same mistaken depiction. The stamp reads "Forever" meaning it is worth whatever.
In other compelling news, yesterday marked the second Republican Presidential debate joined by expected VERY temporary "front-runner" Rick "Payback" Perry where it was hosted in Tampa, Florida by long-time bedfellows CNN and the "Tea Partiers". Apparent lifetime Texas Governor "Payback" Perry again demonstrated his inability both to keep his mouth shut and keep his hands off of former front-runner Mitt Romney who was unfortunate enough to be placed beside Perry.
Upon being confronted with the fact that he had made young Texas schoolgirls subject themselves to a vaccine known to cause sexually transmitted diseases because Merck made the vaccine and gave him $5,000 to require it in Texas, Rick "Payback" Perry stunned (insofar as that is possible) the already genetically stupefied Tea Partying audience by proclaiming that since Perry could shake down contributors for as much as $30 million, $5,000 generally was not enough to buy Perry off even if Merck had hired a former Perry aide to hand over the cash.
Copyright 2011 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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