Petraeus, Peaches, and Rotten Banana Covert President Obamas

     Thursday, 1 September 2011, WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Ninth Amendment yes of course reminds our readers to refrain from reading unlimited New York Times digital content simply by setting readers' Firefox browsers to "Private Browsing". Excuse us by not knowing when, if, or ever our comments will be published in the New York Times, we reproduce them often in significant part here. Please someone tell President Obama to Wake Up!

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     The editors and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment expect that many confused Times readers who also visit here (except Roamin' Noam Chomsky who already knows everything) are milling over this Times' "peaches, peaches, peaches" legacy from the United States Military Academy. The Ninth Amendment is totally remiss failing to keep this "intelligence" fresh in our readers' minds as they buy the Petraeus counterinsurgency saga at the Dollar Store.

     The Truth is (never trust anyone who says THAT) is that "peaches, peaches, peaches" had a bummer crop when Petraeus was ordered to slip in on the scene riding an old banana peel that was really the devilchild of the Central Intelligence Agency's "rotten bananas, bananas, bananas" chant. It erupted through the halls and cubby holes in Mclean and secret CIA worldwide torture prisons upon the historically unpredicted knocking of "Alone Again Naturally" and "My Ding-A-Ling" right feom Radio CIA's top ten charts.

      Except known by Noam Chomsky who refuses to listen to NPR much less Radio CIA, except Click and Clack. Such a hard choice Patraeus made for himself, the CIA or go military, desk, gun, desk, gun, big bomb, big drone, bug drone, but no! Now Obama's final "inexplicable" withholding of the position of Big Fruit in the Sky, Chairguy of the Joints Chiefs of Laugh. 

     So what DOES Obama owe that other guy back in Cook County? Do not worry, Obama will tell all in his 2012 Autobiography "Could've, Would've, Should've - The Man Who Might Have Been.". Anyway, we would like to thank General Petraeus for suggesting the best man for the CIA, that is, for himself General Petraeus. Better than all those terrible people we would rather never name, like Bush. "Payback" Perry and "Where Did I Leave My Brain" Palin in 2012. American Apocalypse in 2013.

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