Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Recklesssly and Ignorantly Stumbles Into U.S. Middle East Foreign Policy

     Thursday, 22 September 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The Ninth Amendment reminds forgetful readers, of which we are sure we have none, that The Ninth Amendment discourages READERS FROM READING UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". 
     The following are two of three Ninth Amendment comments published in the past day in the Times. The fact for the day is that Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry reports being told directly by God to run for President of the United States. The hidden fact for the day is that the man for whom Perry once worked under in Texas and Idiot Governor Perry despises (hint: not really "President" George "little shrub" Bush) apparently suffered from the same delusion. Both men apparently missed God's key word "never" due to chronic overexposure to unregulated chainsaw noise and toxic fumes.

New York Times Published Comment 1 (Minor Editing)

      In this hour of such growing violence, unrest and the very real possibility of catastrophic consequences both regionally and globally, Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's latest recklessly stumbling ignorant foray into foreign policy on the subject of Israel obviously is nothing but a characteristically truly frightening ploy of delving into another area about which he knows nothing at all.

     The Ninth Amendment assesses Idiot Governor Perry's inflammatory statements as another desperate attempt of his handlers to take the focus off his obvious domestic ineptitude and cynically latch onto a very dangerous set of foreign circumstances in the true Perry fashion of doing nothing other than thinking of what might benefit himself, including without limitation getting some big bucks from hardcore elements of the Jewish community despite Governor Perry's previously unknown geographical knowledge of any country, besides Texas of course, other than the United States or Mexico.

     It will not work. Israel can see apocalypse coming with Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry as United States President just as Americans do and/or soon will. What is next, Idiot Governor Perry, Yemen? Find it on the globe. Right, the one in which you hide the money.

New York Times Comment 2 (Minor Editing)

     Thank you for your excellent mixed media coverage of Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's comments today. In our review here at the Ninth
Amendment of Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's audio video comments accompanying The Times article today with his new Jewish hardcore supporters behind him, we furthermore observed that his handlers had Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry lay praise on Israel along the lines of it being the United States "oldest and staunchest" (choose your words) ally in the region.
      Again, obviously cynically and in an attempt to manipulate our historical allegiances by distinguishing Israel as a "democracy", his handlers ignored what we all know, which is we may say what we wish about "making the world safe for democracy", but in the end we would much rather deal with a dictator any day, especially one the CIA can take out and replace at will.
     Governor Perry's handlers' crude attempt to ignore and implicitly disparage the much longer relationship with Saudi Arabia may trick a few, but we are sure it will not be lost on the Saudis. Nor excite the Israelis much either. And we thought Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry was from Texas, where they very well know where lie the spigots. Idiot Perry wants to be President of the United States of America, maybe he should get a primer on the rest of the countries in the world first. We are sure it will go well for Texas' Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry with this country paying $10 a gallon for gasoline.

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