Friday, 9 September 2011, BANGKOK, READERS ARE REMINDED NOT TO READ UNLIMITED DIGITAL CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The following breaking news report although believed to be accurate was transmitted by possibly faulty technology from our Chiangmai, Thailand bureau. Readers are urged absolutely to do their own research to verify its veracity which the Ninth Amendment cannot confirm at this time.
Rick "Payback" Perry after a grueling night at the Republican Presidential debate retreated to look at pictures of naked young women on his official www.perryforsale.com website which he allegedly established at the time that "Payback" Perry and George the "little shrub" Bush together frequented Thailand because of their shared affinity for "helping the young" while charging it all off to Texas taxpayers. Traveling with his wife and a huge security entourage at taxpayers' expense has continued to be a favorite pastime during "Payback" Perry's terms as Texas Governor, when he has not been taking kickbacks and making sweetheart land deals for "favors" at home, on the grounds that the Perrys are drumming up "tourism" in countries such as Japan.
The Ninth Amendment cannot at this time verify this information and therefore expresses only the opinion that these two public figures Perry and Bush certainly are capable of such interests, as they have been reported it is rumored to engage in similar close interests with young Mexican illegal alien boys as earlier reported.
Governor "Payback" Perry after being labelled an "idiot" by a former President Reagan official, immediately followed at the Simi Valley Republican debate by "Payback" Perry's calling Social Security a "ponzi" scheme in which Perry would NOT pay back future American contributors to the Social Security program or anyone else, repeated Perry's earlier assertions that Americans should not be permitted to vote for United States Senators, defended the Texas death penalty as full of safeguards when Texas is known to be the most lax killer in the country and perhaps the world (having recently changed Texas' "chemical lethal injection cocktail" with NO public input based solely on Governor "Payback" Perry's alleged recollection of his animal husbandry classes at Texas A&M which has denied he ever attended that University).
Rick "Payback" Perry further denied the existence of global warming comparing himself to Galileo for obscure reasons, amongst other Perry statements which have included denying evolution and reportedly questioning whether the Earth really revolved around the sun.
Governor Rick "Payback" self-proclaimed "children" death row protector Perry, who also dishonored all who have spilled blood for this country with his ghostwritten book "Fed Up" expressing his lack of respect for the United States consistent with his repeated threats to "secede" Texas from the Country, invited his approximately three very rich out-of state sole supporters to join him and "little shrub" Bush on a junket to Thailand reportedly to "make those little ones dance" with his infamous coyote-killing six-shooter.
The Nation's reportedly most idiotic (according to a former REAGAN official) Governor "Payback" Perry, whose crown regulatory achievement Perry claimed in debate was to reduce nitrous oxide (laughing gas) emissions in Texas air by allowing facilities to write their own permits, may evade Interpol and a reported "brigade of bug drones" sent out by disgusted rogue CIA agents over "Playboy" Perry's reputed sexual propensities. Readers are reminded once again that this breaking news post (just as many early news reports) may contain inaccuracies.
Political pundits however are claiming that Perry must be some kind of "stealth" candidate planted by Democrats (Perry formerly was a Democrat) or perhaps Mitt Romney to set up Perry for a nosedive into oblivion and usher in a turnaround and ever-increasing chances of re-election of BarackObama.com.
Copyright 2011 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved
Rick "Payback" Perry after a grueling night at the Republican Presidential debate retreated to look at pictures of naked young women on his official www.perryforsale.com website which he allegedly established at the time that "Payback" Perry and George the "little shrub" Bush together frequented Thailand because of their shared affinity for "helping the young" while charging it all off to Texas taxpayers. Traveling with his wife and a huge security entourage at taxpayers' expense has continued to be a favorite pastime during "Payback" Perry's terms as Texas Governor, when he has not been taking kickbacks and making sweetheart land deals for "favors" at home, on the grounds that the Perrys are drumming up "tourism" in countries such as Japan.
The Ninth Amendment cannot at this time verify this information and therefore expresses only the opinion that these two public figures Perry and Bush certainly are capable of such interests, as they have been reported it is rumored to engage in similar close interests with young Mexican illegal alien boys as earlier reported.
Governor "Payback" Perry after being labelled an "idiot" by a former President Reagan official, immediately followed at the Simi Valley Republican debate by "Payback" Perry's calling Social Security a "ponzi" scheme in which Perry would NOT pay back future American contributors to the Social Security program or anyone else, repeated Perry's earlier assertions that Americans should not be permitted to vote for United States Senators, defended the Texas death penalty as full of safeguards when Texas is known to be the most lax killer in the country and perhaps the world (having recently changed Texas' "chemical lethal injection cocktail" with NO public input based solely on Governor "Payback" Perry's alleged recollection of his animal husbandry classes at Texas A&M which has denied he ever attended that University).
Rick "Payback" Perry further denied the existence of global warming comparing himself to Galileo for obscure reasons, amongst other Perry statements which have included denying evolution and reportedly questioning whether the Earth really revolved around the sun.
Governor Rick "Payback" self-proclaimed "children" death row protector Perry, who also dishonored all who have spilled blood for this country with his ghostwritten book "Fed Up" expressing his lack of respect for the United States consistent with his repeated threats to "secede" Texas from the Country, invited his approximately three very rich out-of state sole supporters to join him and "little shrub" Bush on a junket to Thailand reportedly to "make those little ones dance" with his infamous coyote-killing six-shooter.
The Nation's reportedly most idiotic (according to a former REAGAN official) Governor "Payback" Perry, whose crown regulatory achievement Perry claimed in debate was to reduce nitrous oxide (laughing gas) emissions in Texas air by allowing facilities to write their own permits, may evade Interpol and a reported "brigade of bug drones" sent out by disgusted rogue CIA agents over "Playboy" Perry's reputed sexual propensities. Readers are reminded once again that this breaking news post (just as many early news reports) may contain inaccuracies.
Political pundits however are claiming that Perry must be some kind of "stealth" candidate planted by Democrats (Perry formerly was a Democrat) or perhaps Mitt Romney to set up Perry for a nosedive into oblivion and usher in a turnaround and ever-increasing chances of re-election of BarackObama.com.
Copyright 2011 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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