Saturday, 10 September 2011- NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The Ninth Amendment requests that READERS PLEASE NOT READ UNLIMITED CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL EDITION SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The Ninth Amendment in large part first submitted the following post to that esteemed publication, The Times, regarding the senseless ongoing "academic" debate about Rick "Payback" Perry's comment apparently attempting some sort of analogy between himself Perry "the global warming non-believer" and Galileo.
Readers are warned they may be headed for deep and lasting intellectual damage should they actually try to acquire academic or any kind of accurate learning from Rick "Payback" Perry. We understand Perry was instructed by his handlers that his one and only BIG WORD for the debate night should be "Galileo" whom Perry obviously never had heard of before except perhaps in a cereal TV advertisement.
For persons still unfamiliar with "Payback" Perry's aggressive assertions unfailingly wrong born of absolute ignorance, it is extremely unlikely that (former Democrat) "Payback" Perry intended his "outvoted" description of Galileo to refer to the outcome of a vote of the Inquisition. To ruminate over what sensible historical scientific/theological analogy to Galileo Perry might be attempting to make in Perry's continuing idiotic attack on global warming is laughable.
This is literally so given his claim to have single-handedly reduced nitrous oxide (laughing gas) emissions in Texas while in fact Perry's big-dollar supporters completely illegal unfettered toxic air emissions throughout the state during Perry's term have soared achieving an unlivable "F" air rating in EVERY county in Texas.
Our preliminary analysis reveals "Payback" Perry most likely to be a "stealth" loser candidate possibly planted by his original party (the Democrats) to seal the demise of the Republicans and himself on his long-delayed journey to a lengthy term in the "big house" as his years of criminal activities in Texas inevitably now find their way into the national spotlight. Other possibilities however are being examined by our global team of political, linguistic and other experts.
Copyright 2011 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved
Readers are warned they may be headed for deep and lasting intellectual damage should they actually try to acquire academic or any kind of accurate learning from Rick "Payback" Perry. We understand Perry was instructed by his handlers that his one and only BIG WORD for the debate night should be "Galileo" whom Perry obviously never had heard of before except perhaps in a cereal TV advertisement.
For persons still unfamiliar with "Payback" Perry's aggressive assertions unfailingly wrong born of absolute ignorance, it is extremely unlikely that (former Democrat) "Payback" Perry intended his "outvoted" description of Galileo to refer to the outcome of a vote of the Inquisition. To ruminate over what sensible historical scientific/theological analogy to Galileo Perry might be attempting to make in Perry's continuing idiotic attack on global warming is laughable.
This is literally so given his claim to have single-handedly reduced nitrous oxide (laughing gas) emissions in Texas while in fact Perry's big-dollar supporters completely illegal unfettered toxic air emissions throughout the state during Perry's term have soared achieving an unlivable "F" air rating in EVERY county in Texas.
Our preliminary analysis reveals "Payback" Perry most likely to be a "stealth" loser candidate possibly planted by his original party (the Democrats) to seal the demise of the Republicans and himself on his long-delayed journey to a lengthy term in the "big house" as his years of criminal activities in Texas inevitably now find their way into the national spotlight. Other possibilities however are being examined by our global team of political, linguistic and other experts.
Copyright 2011 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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