Amazon.profit.com Holiday Sales to Plummet on Growing Global "Amazon Death" Boycott Due to Outrage at Bookselling Giant's WikiLeaks Censorship

       Thursday, 2 December 2010, WASHINGTON, DC - Amazon holiday sales and stock shares rumored to begin plummet as Web behemoth Amazon.profit.com graciously immediately bows to government pressure and forces Wikileaks site from leased Amazon.profit.com server space. Dirty politicians yesterday began lining up to congratulate Amazon.profit.com for giant Amazon.profit.com's bold move in going directly against the espoused false views Amazon.profit.com itself expresses in Amazon.profit.com's "phony support" of First Amendment rights.
       Amazon.profit.com, the Web-based book, etc. seller which in a few short years has come from nothing under the leadership of a group of modern-day cyberchildren to dominate the United States retail bookselling trade, in the past day readily caved to right-wing United States' Government pressure to remove all WikiLeaks postings from Amazon.profit.com's excess server space properly leased by WikiLeaks.
Amazon.profit.com, which has freely hidden behind the First Amendment as preserved by the hard work of others, to protect sales of its own controversial "how-to books" and other materials on subjects as diverse as books on conducting germ-warfare starting in your kitchen and practicing pedophilia (on                                      Amazon.profit.com's site to itself profit), has shown America and the world that it Amazon.profit.com is no New York Times. Given that like much of cyberspace and commercial cyberspace, Amazon.profit.com is ruled by rich tech brats with no sense of history, the bookselling cybermonster demonstrated that it has no interest in REALLY what happens to the First Amendment.
       Unlike in the Pentagon Papers case, decided before the Amazon.profit.com cyberbabies were even born, and the courageous publication of which the New York Times and other major newspapers of record in the United States were willing to take to the Supreme Court, Amazon.profit.com immediately rolled over and made clear to the United States Government that Amazon.profit.com will not stake its "reputation" and/or very existence on doing anything like taking a case in defense of the First Amendment to the United States Supreme Court.
       Instead in a day Amazon.profit.com WikiLeaks web-postings can be pushed out of leased servers entirely by the Amazon.profit.com monster. Of course the Wikileaks documents will just appear elsewhere and survive forever. However, the false Amazon.profit.com bogus "support" for the First Amendment invoked so many times by Amazon.profit.com when it means the greedy Amazon cyberchildren can make some more money, has now been exposed as really "mattering" to Amazon.profit.com at all only when it is invoked to make the greedy Amazon.com tech babies even richer.
       The First Amendment shall survive, the information made public by WikiLeaks now will forever be free in the public domain, but nothing says Amazon.profit.com will be around even until the sun sets today.
The Ninth Amendment already has heard rapidly escalating unsubstantiated reports from reliable sources that the "Death Boycott" of Amazon.profit.com is on. Return those purchases, Ninth Amendment hears, and make no more ever again from Amazon.profit.com. The actually non-existent bookstore easily can be replaced by another within a matter of hours.
       The investment move, according to global trading experts worldwide, is Amazon.profit.com options (of the "put" variety that is) as quickly as possible. The reportedly completely disingenuous "championship" of the First Amendment by Amazon.profit.com has been exposed by those who themselves should know best.
And the harder they come, the harder they fall. One and all. The Ninth Amendment hears that the Amazon.profit.com DEATH BOYCOTT officially now is on worldwide. The cyberbabies will learn that Amazon.profit.com is only here because of the United States Constitution, and, hard as it may be for Amazon.profit.com to believe, NOT the other way around.

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Texas "Governor" Rick Perry and Sarah "Philosopher" Palin Expect 2012 Republican Presidential and Vice-Presidential Nomination

Tuesday 23 November 2010, ABOARD AIR FORCE THREE, Aloft aboard with former "President" George "little shrub" Bush on his historic "diplomatic" party-plane, Bush, Rick "What Can the US Do for Me?" Perry, and Sarah "Hey, Who Took My Brain?" Palin listened to secure conference call instructions as to how Perry and Palin would take the 2012 United States Presidency and Vice-Presidency elections respectively after Bush's dad explained to them how this would come about.
They can be expected to take office in January 2013 after a "rigged" election (as necessary), and then within a few months the United States will cease to exist as soon as anything important happens that they need to handle.
The Ninth Amendment releases this exclusive story with details to follow shortly as soon as the Ninth Amendment computer servers have fully transformed "little Shrub" Bush's, "Six Shooter" Perry's, and Sarah "Hey, Who Took My Brain?" Palin's responses into English and apply sophisticated logic computer programs to assess what it is most probable they were attempting to say aboard Air Force Three. The conference call unfortunately turned out not to be secure after it was mistakenly simulcast worldwide on Fox TV and Radio "news".

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Guatanamo Illegal Detainee Torture and Detention Victims Begin Getting Payouts

Friday, 19 November 2010 - BRITAIN - Guantanamo Bay illegally held prisoners and victims of torture begin to get payouts. Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, once a United States mililtary base after the Cuban revolution became after the Cheney and cronies faked September 11, 2001 "terror attacks" and the entirely unConstitutional Bush Administration "Patriot Act" spiritual home to the United States violation of human rights of persons illegally brought there from all over the world.
Unlike the United States created against all odds by our Founding Fathers who had "nothing to lose" just like the Muslim world of today, "Gitmo" as the former base fondly called was based on the principles of indefinite confinement without charges and torture since the Cheney and crony phony "terror conspiracy". The United States operated it, and apparently sometimes still does by those who have not yet received the memo that it is closed (such as those making CIA night "drop-offs").
This week the first of unknown yet to come plaintiffs from around the world received a multi-million dollar settlement from British "spy agencies" for torture and inhumane imprisonment who would prefer pay the plaintiffs off than let the truth be known about the British use of Gitmo.
The number of charges from other tortured and wrongly held and detained Gitmo "guests" is so far unknown. Of course the existence of the facility only serves to prove that the Cheney and crony "terrorists" have "won" the first part of their "phony war" by largely destroying the US Constitution. Of course George Washington and the Revolutionary Army too beat the unbeatable British because they also had "nothing to lose."
The United States which once was governed by the best governance document ever created, the United States Constitution, no longer adheres to that document and is despised the world over for the United States failure to abide by any international law as it freely moves around the world engaging in undeclared "conflicts", torture and murders people of all countries. The United States now is run by a huge group of government-funded (unknown to taxpayers) public and "private" criminal agencies who answer to no one but their profitmasters.
Americans meanwhile watch television commercials, listen to politicians who are paid mouthpieces for huge corporations, and think so far as they are able with the educations of second graders or while spending their lives in prison for non-violent crimes.
Do you remember when the United States stood for anything positive and people other then the richest 3% had anything to live on?
Do you remember when farmers from New England without shoes or weapons spent the winter nearly freezing and starving to death keeping the British fleet locked in Boston and the Harbor. Finally fooling the British by stealth dragging artillery silently one night through mud until sunrise while the British slept and woke to an overwhelming force of firepower on an island bearing down on the British fleet, and forcing the British fleet to flee for their lives.
Do you remember the Americans did this for YOU, to preserve your liberties, which the Republicans, rich, ignorant and the greedy godless multinationals now have robbed you of little by little until you do not even realize you do not have any liberties or anything else left? You are nothing but a cog in the rat race to see how fast you can go broke while the top 1% of Americans have everything that YOUR people fought for and spilled their blood, and gave their lives. So what are you going to do?

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San Antonio Northside ISD School Police Officer Shoots Eighth Grader to Death

Friday, 12 November 2010, SAN ANTONIO - Last Friday a San Antonio Northside ISD police officer shot a hiding unarmed 8th-grade San Antonio student to death after chasing the 8th-grader for four blocks after seeing the student in a fight.
The officer, who true to the nationally reknowned San Antonio police professionalism which has gained "notoriety" for such things as its outstanding law enforcement "work" inclusive of being the only "major" police department and its approximately twelve different types of forces (San Antonio has about 3.3 million citizens) famous throughout US law enforcement for remaining the ONLY force(s) which scrawl(s) police reports in handwriting rather than on computers (if it bothers to at all). (Officers who are unable to read and/or write are "excused").
The SAPD then promptly loses more than a third of those crime reports so there are absolutely no records of crime reports for minor crimes like muder committed in San Antonio. The SAPD almost never solves a crime but are known to like refried beans.
San Antono police also are known to be be "lenient" for allowing homeowners who have seen such or imagined committed capital crimes as unknown felons crossing a "castle" owner's lawn (before their house is foreclosed) to shoot and kill the unarmed and fleeing offender (who can never afford their own weapon) in the back while fleeing away on foot or in car up somtimes up to about five blocks away where they are shot in the back of the had with rocket launchers and other weapons from flea markets. The SAPD's curious "castle doctrine" trains officers to in the event of any "question" about the circumstances of the homeowner's murder of a trespasser or a suspected trespasser to drag the body into the homeowner's house or "castle" and claim they crossed the threshold uninvited.
In the case at hand, the school ISD officer ostensibly was hired to protect, not murder, students such as 8th graders, even if the officer is "frightened". In this case a homeowner saw the officer circling the block where he thought the dangerous 8th-grader might be hiding about four times "looking blue" and, quivering with fear of the 8th-grader, before possibly being the first officer ever who was hired to "protect" students shoot and kill one in cold blood becuase he saw him in a fight.
The SAPD of course maintains no statistics on crime or anything else so as to keep oficers on San Antonio's streets harrassing housewifes and trying to figure out what all the people doing nothing on their highway construction" have actualy been doing for the last twenty-five years.
In our police - 8th grader story, not in sufficiently good physical condition to actually catch the student on foot and kill him, the officer looked around for him in his patrol car, which of course is the SAPD's and its fifteen or so related entitities preferred method of patrolling because foot patrol of course can be difficult, and much harder to catch when they are people like 8th-graders who may be able to run without having a heart attack.
The patrolman, whom the Northside ISD police refused to identify since the community might possibly frown on his shooting, it is obviously public information, and the dangerous victim of the police murder was an unarmed 8th grader, (abd whose job for the school is to protect rather than kill students, was described as "obviously agitated", probably never having shot his gun at a student and killed them out of fear. No one mentioned that the family of the murdered student's family possibly also was "agitated".
In the anonymous officer's defense, not only was he agitated, but he did say the student "came at him" and possibly "jumped" on his back, both of course would in San Antonio "still in the Dark Ages" and the "Second Dumbest Major City in the United States" merit a school police officer shooting to kill an 8th grader.
It is not yet known if the unidentified "officer" will receive a Governor Perry award or be put to death by the federal government for violation of civil rights, that is, not allowing someone to stay alive. Meanwhile parents are advised to tell their children to run when they see San Antonio school police officers, never scare them by approaching them, or ever jumping on their backs. Furthermore, although the schools in San Antonio cost a fortune, the students do not actually learn anything other than how to use text phones and "do" math with calculators.

Today the news is official, all San Antonio law enforcement vehicles are to be painted with the new slogan, "We are Slow, but We are Here!"

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Texas Governor Perry Denies He is Running for President 2012, "Writes Book"

Wednesday, November 3, 2012, NEW YORK - Week before last the first day after his record-breaking FOURTH TERM victory Texas Governor Perry spent in New York City "promoting" Texas on poor Texas taxpayers' dollars while incidentally attending the release of his new book to great fanfare amongst New Yorkers who had no idea who he was.
Upon having the title read to him Mr. Perry realized that it was called "Fed Up" apparently believing it was about a time as an infant he got sick eating beef steer baby food. In fact actually "Fed Up" apparently concerns Mr. Perry's adamant denial that he would NOT run for US President in 2012 exactly as George W. Bush said the same thing about the 2000 President's race in 1999.
Mr. Perry did confess he does not like former President "little shrub" Bush whom he is exactly the same as except for his name which is different. Mr. Perry apparently slept through most of the reading of his new book "Fed Up" although later it was explained to him that amongst other things it was a brilliant manifesto about how Mr. Perry in about ten minutes figured out how he would have completely re-written the U.S. Constitution had the Founding Fathers invited him and were he alive in the 18th Century.
Mr. Perry, who possibly was almost a Rhodes scholar and Harvard Constitutional law professor also explained the wisdom of rather than having state legislatures follow any US Constitution he would just let each one of them run whatever government it cared to, and then Mr. Perry could pick which one was best. Mr. Perry may possibly win the Pulitzer Prize for his book but probably not the National Poetry Book Award because it is the wrong kind of book for that. Mr. Perry possibly could win the Nobel Prize as well because he is a living person.
Mr. Perry says he does not like the federal government because it is always trying to tell Texas what to do. He apparently still struggles with the idea that Federal Laws full of bad ideas like making the air clean enough to breath or teaching people how to read and write should have to be followed by Texas which is its own Republic and has its own license plates.
Mr. Perry apparently was devastated to wake up from his nap and learn that his book was not about what a successful Boy Scout he was like his earlier book which was the only book anyone has ever written about him.
Remember, you read it first earlier here in the Ninth Amendment, Mr. "I am NOT going to run for President" Perry now without a doubt will be running in 2012. The Ninth Amendment here picks him as the hands-down favorite to win, since like the man he cannot stand George "little shrub" Bush he is from Texas, which is the second most populous state after California. Therefore, like Mr. Bush who won neither the popular nor electoral votes in the 2000 election but who's brother was Governor of Florida, Governor Perry even without the incovenience of winning these actual vote counts can have Texas beaureaucrats arrange for him to get whatever votes he needs to make up the shortfall from registered voters illegal aliens and Texas' many life-term prison felons mostly in for shoplifting.
It still is unclear how if Mr. Perry decides to secede from the United States again once he is President, he will secede the United States from the United States if he feels this is "prudent". Then, of course, not only can Mexico have Texas back, it can have the whole United States as well.

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Ninth Amendment First to Endorse Rick Perry for President in 2012

Sunday, 7 November 2010, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Rick Perry last Tuesday won an unprecedentled FOURTH term as "Governor" of Texas following his record THIRD term. Mr. Perry, the "Franklin Delano Roosevelt" of Texas now only remains to end WWIII after he starts it and ends Texas' depression which he already started.
Having accomplished everything necessary to place Texas in a perfect position for success (other than a few tens of rankings vying with Arizona in 49th or 50th place in the United States in insignificant matters like education), Mr. Perry immediately after the votes were "pre-counted" headed to the "Big Apple" (New York). He went to promote Texas along with his new book which no one, including his publisher, knows the subject matter.
It may be about Mr. Perry's successes in the Boy Scouts of which all records have been "misplaced" as in his first and only other book, also about the Boy Scouts. Unfortunately his editors due to Mr. Perry's inability to read were unable to have him make editing suggestions. Mr. Perry is very excited about his book's imminent New York release so that he can have someone read it to him when he is not napping.
New Yorkers allegedly are dying to read the book as Texas Governor Rick Perry is one of the biggest sources of interest in the world to New Yorkers and the rest of the planet. Poor Texas taxpayers will as usual foot the bill for his and Mrs. Perry's travel and very extensive security in New York. New Yorkers thanks to Mr. Perry's and his wife's visits should soon be visiting Texas as yet another huge economic boon to Texas thanks to the selfless Perrys.
Mr. and Mrs. Perry on their constant travels out of state and around the world are now more or less thought of as the John F. and Jackie Kennedy of the modern era, and just as popular around the globe.
Mr. Perry will make a superb President of the United States in 2012 as he has demonstrated his ability to keep a state or country in perfect working order by taking frequent all-day naps and working no more than four hours a month. It is not known if he will be able to carry his six-shooter to protect himself from coyotes and street people on morning jogs from the Pink, Green, Yellow, White, huh? House in Washington, D.C. as it is rumored that it is illegal to carry a handgun in your running shorts there. The future "President" Rick Perry then would be arrested.
The Ninth Amendment reminds all committed and true Republicans, Tea Partiers, and folks who like political "payback" with interest from donations for the man's campaign, to vote for Rick Perry frequently and repeatedly. Mr. Perry always guarantees less government and secession from the United States if it messes with Texas or the Alamo.
It is not currently known how Mr. Perry will secede the United States from the United States if he gets upset about the issue, but if anyone can figure it out, his advisors can.

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Federal Law Enforcement Begins Massive Perry Voter Fraud Investigation

3 November 2010, AUSTIN - As "Governor" Perry slept peacefully in his Texas taxpayer-rented $10,000 a month Governor's Mansion in his Mickey Mouse pajamas with his six-shooter in the waistband (protection from the Mexican Mafia), Federal law enforcement officials overnight continued to descend upon Austin by the thousands from around the country to begin immediate investigation of confirmed voter fraud allegations against Perry.
At polling places throughout Texas, the Perry campaign realized that there were two lines, one to register, and one to vote. No one at all was watching to see whether those in the voting lines had actually registered.
Soon busloads of school buses reading destination "Perry" and "Further" began filling parking lots of polling places across the state.
Having been told he had to stop putting campaign contributions not spent on his one "Houston widow" anti-White TV ad, the sole basis of his campaign, into his private bank account, Perry had plenty of pay-off money left over from his five donors.
Soon voting lines wrapped around the buildings at polling places. Many noted that about one hundred thousand of the "voters" wearing "Perry for Govenor" (misspelled Governor) showed up just after school was out and appeared mostly to be between ten and thirteen years old. Tens of thousands of others appeared to be day laborers. Tens of thousands of others were disoriented people in wheelchairs from nursing homes, many on oxygen. The final large group numbering in the tens of thousands were in prison garb and repeatedly Tasered under armed guard. All except the prisoners clutched very big Tootsie rolls and $5 bills.
Thousands of Federal election officials, CIA, FBI, Army, Navy, Marines, and Coast Guard are spreading out across Texas seizing ballot boxes tonight and surrounding Governor Perry's rented mansion with tanks. At this point, it is not known if "Governor" Perry will try to shoot his way out with his six-shooter when he goes out for his morning jog and coyote hunt and presumably notices the tanks surrounding him.

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San Antonio Second "Dumbest" City in United States

Friday, 29 October 2010, SAN ANTONIO - A recent statistical analysis found that San Antonio, "cultural capital of the world", is the second "dumbest" city in the United States, with an average IQ of 40. City "educators" took umbrage with this finding since it was based solely on number of books sold and/or read per capita, the number of residents who had never finished school or had any advanced degrees, the fact that the sole history taught students was that of the Alamo, the inabilility of most young people to speak without placing the word "like" between every English word they spoke, their inability to notice that their highways had been under construction for a quarter of a century with no noticeable progress, and the fact that Governor "six-shooter" Perry had been the state's longest serving Governor in history.
City "educators" who like their students are encouraged to "perform" math problems solely with calculators with dead batteries, noted that the nation's highest ranking city in intelligence, Boston, was only slightly ahead of San Antonio with a mean IQ of over 175, merely 135 points above San Antonio's. Besides, they argued just because you never went to school, especially in Texas, or ever read a book rather than constantly watched sports on television, or spoke proper English even though you were an American who had been born here and never left the city limits, meant that you were not smart.
San Antonio, however, admittedly is a very polite city, in general, unless you enter someone's "castle" before it is foreclosed, and now can be shot up to ten blocks away for walking on someone's lawn. These shot people pose a grave threat as most do not have enough money to buy any weapon and are shot in the back by "castle" owners as they try to run or drive away.
Police encourage residents to drag bodies of these people back into their houses, so there will not be any evidentiary questions. In any case, San Antonio police are the last force in the country to write only handwritten police reports which then are usually lost anyway.
The word "umbrage" used above can be found in most dictionaries for the few residents who have them, can be found on the internet with an hour or two of searching, or you can ask at a library, which is the place where books are kept.

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Texas Governor Perry Doubles Contender Bill White Donations

26 October 2010, AUSTIN - The Perry campaign proudly revealed that it has doubled Bill White donations just from a small handful of donors who are confident they will make back their donations "with interest" from the "investment" in Perry paybacks. Perry donors who numbered about a total of five rich Texans, including one who gave Perry at least $600,000 in "tribute", are seeing Perry's donations pour into an anti-White TV advertisement that exploits the misfortune of a Houston widow.
This fairly well sums up the full extent of the Perry campaign strategy, which not suprisingly kept him from exposing his ignorance in the televised Texas governors' campaign debate or addressing any other issue regarding his uniformingly flawed policies in "governing" Texas. Former-Democrat Perry has avoided any public campaign appearances (other than to lobbyists who formerly worked for the "Governor", at exorbitantly-priced private dinners where others can also donate "tribute" for favors from the "Governor".)
It is yet to be seen if Governor Perry's re-election strategy of basing his entire campaign on one negative anti-White TV advertisement, and supported entirely by about five Texans, will succeed in winning him a record fourth-term following a record third-term already as "Governor" of Texas. Meanwhile, Bill White will have to do his best to win supported only by the vast majority of Texans.
Presumably, although White has held a variety of positions, including as Deputy Secretary of Energy under President Clinton, Perry would be completely at a loss as what else to do if he could not keep doing big favors to a few rich Texans so as to remain "Governor" forever.
Mr. Perry is known to sleep quivering in his Mickey Mouse pajamas in fear of the Mexican Mafia with his famous "six-shooter" stuck in his pajama pants. This of course is why he has courageously done nothing to secure the Texas border with Mexico while lambasting the federal government for not doing it for him. It is not known whether the "Governor" has actually ever hit anything with the gun except a coyote which scared him (or he claims his dog) on his morning jog.

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GM Top Brass Saved from Extinction by Democrats Slaps Them in the Face

26 October 2010, DETROIT - General Motors, which only was saved from extinction by bailouts championed by President Obama and the Democrats, over the loud objections of Republicans, has slapped the Democrats in the face by giving large contributions to Republican campaigns to help Republicans beat Democrats in the upcoming mid-term elections.
This act of General Motor's "gratitude" was dismissed by General Motors officials as simply being becuase the Republicans have a "better understanding of the needs the automotive industry". In fact, the complete lack of gratitude and greed by General Motors is simply motivated by the fact that now that the Democrats have saved the company, along with much of the American automotive industry, General Motors of course would prefer now to be making more money by its strong support for global warming without government interference in its manufacture of gaz-guzzling vehicles.
It is not known whether General Motors' directors, executives, and managers have children to whom they care at all whether or not they will leave a planet dying due to global warming from carbon monoxide emissions contributed to largely by General Motors. Indications are they care more about their money than leaving a living planet to their children.
The Ninth Amendment encourages all Americans and residents of the rest of the globe to shun the purchase of any General Motors' vehicles and let the company vanish just as the Republicans wished.
Of course all working class employees of General Motors who actually do the work that fills the pockets of the fat cat top-level ingrates who run the company and receive a fortune for doing virtually no work should be fully paid from much higher taxes levied against these fat cat ingrates until the working class people find other work of equal or higher pay when General Motors collapses.
Karma of course dictates that the General Motors top-level directors, executives, and managers then will subsist on food stamps and welfare, after they move from their foreclosed suburban estates into the inner city of Detroit. Just as they would have had the Democrats not bailed them out from their failed business practices. Perhaps they might find work at the carwash, washing Chryslers, and Fords (Ford never having needed a bailout).

US and NATO Troops Drive Taliban From Kandahar Region Faster Than Expected

25 October 2010, KABUL - Gen. David Patraeus, standing in front of an obsolete painting of "old" Afghanistan, late last week reported that US and NATO troops apparently were ahead of schedule in the "final stages" of clearing the Taliban from just west of Kandahar.
Gen. Petraeus, somewhat (about one million times) more intelligent than his outspoken predecessor fired summarily by President Obama after making idiotic comments along with his senior staff to music magazine Rolling Stone, that is special forces trained Gen. McChrystal (now on welfare), was somewhat more cautious in assessing this US-NATO "victory".
Gen. Patraeus and his senior staff did not fail to remember that a former US "victory" in the Marja district of neighboring Helmund province was short-lived when U.S. Marine officers learned that the Taliban in fact had really only temporarily fled the area just to return on their own terms supplied, alive and in force.
Meanwhile the "disappeared" Kandahar Taliban have launched widespread attacks throughout other areas of Afghanistan and escalated attacks on vital US-NATO supply lines. It has not escaped Gen. Petraeus' attention that rather than wait to be attacked west of Kandahar, the Taliban has merely moved elsewhere to remain alive until they can take up the fight re-supplied and again on their own terms.
President Obama, after serving nearly half of his first term, has been successful despite being distracted trying to clean up the incredible economic and military disaster left him by former "President" little shrub Bush, who never actually was elected. President Obama's tremendous progress in halting and actually starting to turn around the Bush debacle has gone (with Republican TV prodding) largely unrecognized by many Americans, who, for example, appear not to be aware that his efforts to save major American car companies have been hugely successful and have been estimated to have saved over ONE MILLION American jobs in the midwest. Under President Obama all Americans now are guaranteed capless health care within a few years. (Which legislation government Republicans compassionately promise to reverse since they all have prime-quality health care at poor Americans' expense already.)
The Economist magazine recently directly apologized for criticizing President Obama's efforts and has expressly recognized that the world's premier economics magazine was dead wrong in criticizing President Obama's efforts. Meanwhile the Republicans who assisted "President" little shrub Bush in reversing President Clinton's remarkable 1990's budget surplus and creating a huge budget deficit largely by giving handouts to the rich have launched their new "Pledge to America".
The Republican "plan" to reverse their Bush-era debacle, reportedly sketched out in ten minutes on an airline cocktail napkin, is unbelievably permanently to extend tax breaks for the rich and super-rich to balance the budget, and to fire federal employees to address the astronomical unemployment rates the Republicans created. They hope to regain control of the Congress in the mid-term elections so they can implement this astoundingly brilliant plan, which is just what created the disaster to begin with, meanwhile being confused about who these new "Tea Bag" people are, where they came from, and what they want.
President Obama, like President Clinton, is thought to hold a small or no chance at all of re-election as of ending his first mid-term, although President Obama and the military of course has been left by Bush with the added challenge of addressing pointless US military conflicts around the globe. The Ninth Amendment log here predicts this belief is dead wrong and like President Clinton, President Obama WILL be re-elected and recognized as President Clinton has as one of the top US presidents in the history of the country.
Former "President" little shrub Bush is not known to be needed for any consultation with the present Obama administration. He now is reported along with Texas Governor "six-shooter" Perry to be the guest of good friend "AK-47" Osama bin Laden, probably in Pakistan where both Governor Perry and the former "President" Bush are consuming vast quantities of complimentary top-quality Afghanistan heroin (which they now prefer to crack cocaine) that US-NATO forces have allowed to flourish in Afghanistan since the Taliban left power.
As US military officials have repeatedly said in letting truckloads of heroin pass through checkpoints, "That's not our mission, and besides it is probably being sold by the CIA to supplement its budget, since the CIA now has their own army here in Afghanistan now, too, although we are not too sure what they are doing with it".

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Catholic Church Bans San Antonio's Only Openly "Same-Sex" Mass

Sunday, October 24, 2010, THE VATICAN - San Antonio, Texas local Catholic Church leaders were compelled by temporary Auxiliary Bishop Gustavo Garcia-Siller abruptly to terminate the city's only mass at St. Ann Catholic Church which for over fifteen years has welcomed same-sex couples and their children and had been preceeded for ten years at other local parishes with "Dignity Masses".
This act of compassion was perfectly timed to send a message to all, especially students and the entire Brandeis High School community where two students are widely known recently to have killed themselves over a period of two weeks. The Catholic Church is known for its claimed monopoly on both the teachings of Jesus Christ and for the Church's claim of offering the only route to heaven as discerned from the teachings of Jesus Christ.
In its infinite wisdom and power the Church has threatened people throughout the world with its sole knowledge that people must not have sex before marriage, never use birth control or protection other than "abstinence", or a host of other infinitely wise policies that must be followed, along with Catholics' express recognition that Jesus Christ had the foresight that the Catholic Church alone was the sole route to heaven, even for the vast majority of the world's population that has never heard of Jesus Christ or the Catholic Church.
The Church is revered for its centuries-old tradition of "looking the other way" while its priests have had more sex with young underage boys and escaping all prosecution than any other institution on the planet. Like the U.S. Government, the economic rule is simple. The money only goes one way: To the Vatican. The laws in return come back only one way: To the masses, with the exception of course of Catholic Church officials, who are exempt.
Apparently the Vatican in its vast accumulation of more wealth than any institution on the planet missed the part of The Bible where Jesus Christ is documented to have said, "It is harder for a rich man to get to Heaven, than a camel to get through the eye of a needle". The Church's official slogan "Veni, Vidi, Vici" ("I came, I saw, I conquered") apparently is mistakenly believed by the Catholic Church to come from The Bible. Actually, Julius Caesar said it, and it comes off a Marlboro cigarette box.

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Green Party Candiate Deb Shafto Only Hope to Save Texas from Perry Debacle

Wednesday, 20 October 2010, AUSTIN, TX - As Tuesday night's only Texas Green Party's gubernatorial representative made clear in last night's debate, Deb Shafto may not be polished but she knows the issues, is obviously educated, and Texas' only hope to avert the inevitable disaster looming from Governor Rick Perry's unprecedented three terms as Texas Governor. Governor "Ask not what you can do for Texas, ask what Texas can do for Rick Perry" now seeks yet another term as Texas' Governor.
Mr. Perry, although he claims to govern the Nation's second most populous state, has managed to make himself completely absent from election scrutiny by his "constitutents" by holing up in his taxpayer $10,000-a-month rented "Governor's fortress", while he is not abroad spending vacations "promoting" Texas at Texas's taxpayers' enormous security expense and receiving "payoffs" from cronies to whom he directs Texas taxpayers' hard-earned dollars. In his absence, the State of Texas reportedly is governed directly by lobbyists and other criminals.
Governor Perry's only election "public appearances" can be counted on one hand and did not include the public but only cronies and former Perry staff members become "lobbyists" to pay "tribute" for Perry handouts out of Texas' soaring deficit and the mouths and health of Texas children. Mr. Perry reportedly was home-schooled, and the college he claims to have attended refuses to make any comment. Apparently Perry's parents had him home-schooled, due to his inability to read, by illegal Mexican immigrants who felt compelled to issue him failing grades in all subjects.
Sarah "I lost my brain, where is it?" Palin, also reportedly homeschooled herself by vagrants and drunks now is the acknowledged "braintrust" of the Republican Party. She according to anonymous sources shares Mr. Perry's fondness for hogs and other animals of that family. Both she and Mr. Perry apparently, however, had to miss watching last night's debate because they both are reported to be "recuperating" in an undisclosed facilty where Republicans receive excellent discrete care for sexually transmitted diseases inexplicably transmitted by intimate encounters with domesticated animals and sick primates.
Kathie Glass, the "Libertarian" candidate (a party which no one ever has really understood or for which they have voted) confirmed her ignorance, complete ineptitude, and absolute unfitness for Governor of Texas by taking precisely the wrong position on the death penalty, the phony "war on drugs", and on any other issue about which she was asked. Ms. Glass is expected to receive less than 1% of Texas votes, most of which result from voters checking the wrong box.
Meanwhile, during an expected unprecedented fourth term as Texas' Governor bought exclusively through television commercial money, Perry already is rumored to be preparing to resign to run against President Obama in the next Presidential race, especially after learning that he can smoke crack in the White House.
However, after seeing Mr. Perry's photograph and comments in this past Sunday's San Antonio Express-News, medical and psychiatric consultants for the newspaper tentatively diagnosed Mr. Perry with rapid onset Alzheimer's Disease, dementia and senility.
Ms. "If I only had a brain" Palin apparently has set her heart or whatever pumps her blood on Governor Perry serving as President although his cognitive deterioration appears to be outpacing that of former President Ronald Reagan's mental demise by about a quarter century.
Republicans already are speculating how the "nuclear football" and six-shooter might be kept from Mr. Perry's grasp in the event of an abrupt failure of whatever remaining brain fuction Mr. Perry has. Apparently a search is underway for an "enterprising" Vice-President who can actually run the country and make a great deal of money as Mr. Cheney did while President Bush spent most of his time vacationing in his pickup truck.

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Texas Gubernatorial Democrat Candidate Bill White Embraces Death Penalty

Tuesday, 19 September 2010, AUSTIN, TX - In a televised re-broadcast tonight of Texas' gubernatorial debate not attended by Governor Perry, Bill White, who allegedly claims that he attended Harvard University, sadly admitted that despite being afforded the best education the United States offers, like Governor Perry Mr. White embraces the death penalty.
Mr. White, once thought to be smart and thoughtful, like the late U.S. Supreme Court Justices William O. Douglas, William Brennan, and Hugo Lafayette Black, to name just a few, apparently did not even learn at Harvard (if he did in in fact attend it) that states with death penalties invariably have higher murder rates, and that one can never be "100% certain" of anything, despite what Mr. White may believe. He may think the sun will rise every day, but there is not guarantee that it will. Moreover, Mr. White apparently believes that mayors possess the power to change court evidentiary rulings and verdicts despite the fact that mayors are not members of the judiciary but serve strictly local executive functions. This should be clear to Mr. White from the U.S. Constitution.
Mr. White is expected to have to take a remedial government course at the community college in Tijuana that he actually probably did attend. Aside from the Green Party Candidate, unfortunately Texans apparently now prove to have no capable, humane candidate to serve as Governor. The Ninth Amendment recommends moving from the murderous State of Texas as soon as possible as the Green Party unlikely will win a Presidential election in our lifetimes short of an armed revolution. Already Mexicans finally have learned this and are fleeing the United States. Veritas.

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Texas Governor Perry Criminal Use of Texas Taxpayers' Money for World Travel

Sunday, 17 September 2010, AUSTIN, TX - Texas newspapers the San Antonio Express-News and Houston Chronicle reported late last week that after an illegal delay of two months since their public request under the Texas Public Information Act, incomplete records of Texas Governor Perry and wife Anita's "security expenses" totaling close to one million dollars paid by Texas taxpayers for at least 23 trips over the past seven years for their world travel frequent vacations were revealed in records released by the Texas "Department of Public Safety" and criminal activity.
Other Perry taxpayer-fundeded security vacation records furthermore were illegally withheld from the press and public for the years 2006-2007 on the fabricated grounds that they did not have to be kept for more than three years, since the Texas DPS is well award who pays their salaries. This argument was thrown out by a Texas court and is now being heard by the Texas Supreme Court pursuant to an appeal by the newspapers. Governor Perry, aside from making some incomprehensible statement that he was busy playing a "connect the dots" game, allegedely made these trips worldwide including multiple trips including to Europe and Japan to "promote Texas tourism" and use his well-known charm and intellect to lure businesses to Texas.
Mrs. Perry also frequently joined the Governor on these trips because of her equally well-known abilities as an "Ambassador to Texas" and so that she could shop. Often trips such as Mrs. Perry's one half-month junket to Japan were generously taken alone by her so that she could get full-body Japanese oil massages and "promote" Texas as well. Because Mrs. Perry is such a well-known assassination target her security tab for this vacation cost Texas taxpayers close to $50,000.
The Perrys were quick to point out that the approximately one million dollar security costs for their global sojourns (plus the costs contained in records illegally allegedly destroyed by the Texas "Department of Public Safety" and criminal activities) did not include all the other actual costs paid for by rich Texans and "public interest groups" as payoffs for the "payback" they now know will come from Governor Perry at the expense of Texas taxpayers and children who will lose any remaining food and health care funds after those already looted by the Perrys.
The Texas "Department of Public Safety" and criminal activities also refused to reveal any of the facts of the huge security details who have accompanied the Perrys on their global vacations on the absurd grounds of "national security" and were flown with the Perrys around the globe with all meals, stipends, airfare, posh hotel expenses, et cetera paid for by struggling Texas taxpayers. Of course by merely looking around the cities of Texas one can easily see the huge number of Japanese, European and other foreign visitors whom the Perrys have charmed into coming from around the globe to visit Texas, famous for putting more people to death than all the states and federal government combined (or any other country on the planet). Governor Perry also is quick to take credit for the few Japanese companies that have moved operations to Texas under threat of devastating United States tariffs if they did not.
Governor Perry, who has announced that he sees no point in debating Democratic challenger Bill White because "Texans are not interested" as Mr. Perry seeks a record fourth term looting Texas, is not expected to make himself available before any Texans before Election Day for fear of revealing his inability to think or speak. As usual any "public appearances" will be carefully archestrated to take place only before hand-picked groups of Perry "supporters" who are exclusively lobbyists paying their dues for further handouts from the Governor while Texas taxpayers go broke and see their children starve to death or die from lack of health care. Few of these lobbyists, who are all former Perry staff members are expected to vote. Governor Perry will simply use their "pay-off" money to run television ads and secure re-election with cold, hard cash.
John F. Kennedy on being inaugurated as President of the United States, said "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." Mr. Perry, on the other hand, upon starting his quarter-century of "public service", reportedly said, "Ask not what you can do for Texas, ask what Texas can do for Rick Perry".
Preliminary unsubstantiated reports by unauthorized sources reveal that Texas Governor Perry will soon be the subject of more federal criminal investigations by more federal law enforcement agencies than any governor that has ever preceded him in any state. Apart from fixed land-deals, illegal world vacationing at Texas taxpayer expense, and untold other criminal activities, the further details of one obvious Governor Perry specific pay-off for campaign dollars Perry received which Democratic challenger Bill White already has called to be frozen and criminally investigated will shortly be reported here.

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Texas Governor Perry and Former US President Bush Arrested for Bestiality

Wednesday, 13 October 2010, Del Rio, Texas - Ninth Amendment Exclusive. An unindentified source at the Del Rio, Texas jail confirmed that this past weekend both Texas Governor Perry and former US "President" George "little shrub" Bush were briefly held in custody until bond was posted by Federal law enforcement agents and Texas Rangers who whisked the pair away from the jail.
The pair reportedly had spent a very heavy night of "partying" with terrorists and drug cartel drugpins who are business associates of the Bush family. Mr. Perry, who is currently running for another record-breaking term as Governor of Texas, apparently already has raised more than twice as much campaign money as his opponent Bill White after only a single night of "fundraising" exclusively with lobbyists who formerly worked for the Governor's office and now are "cashing in".
Both Mr. Perry and Mr. Bush therefore reportedly have a lot of free time on their hands to nap when they are not making business deals set up by cronies. This past weekend Mr. Bush reportedly spent at Mr. Perry's Texas taxpayer-rented "Governor's Mansion" at Mr. Bush's old favorite habit of snorting large amounts of "dealer-quality" cocaine while Mr. Perry drank whiskey and cough syrup and smoked crack. Concerned bodyguards reportedly at one point had to relieve Mr. Perry of his famous six-shooter so that he did not "harm himself or others".
Reportedly sometime after dawn the duo together set out in pursuit of their favorite nighttime pastimes, that is Mr. Bush's earlier reported habit reported here of partying with transsexuals and donkeys, while Mr. Perry set off in search of "farm animals". Unfortunately both were caught in a sting operation for wealthy Republicans being conducted by the ten or so law enforcement agencies with nothing better to do now operating in the area funded by confiscated "drug money".
Spokespeople for both Governor Perry and former US "President" George "little shrub" Bush, on condition of anonymity, disclaimed any knowledge of either the activities or arrests of the two and speculated that they actually had spent the evening "at church".

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House Republican Leaders Unveil "Pledge to America"

Monday, 27 September 2010, WASHINGTON, D.C. - House Republican leaders recently revealed that they have been not only doing no work in Congress and spending all their time campaigning, collecting bribes and visiting prostitutes back home. They also have been thinking hard about a new something with "America" to propose, in the tradition of Newt Gingrich.
House Republican leaders unveiled their latest, the "Pledge To America", only in recent days. They described the plan as meant to address a soaring deficit, a stubbornly declining unemployment rate, as well as measures initiated by President Obama that actually put money directly in average Americans' pockets and will guarantee all Americans lifelong capless health care incrementally over the next few years.
On revealing the details of their slapped-together plan, the Republicans demonstrated that their "Pledge to America" actually contained no details whatsoever. Republicans proposed to lower the unemployment rate by reducing the number of federal employees and extending Bush-era tax breaks for the super-rich. This apparently also is how Republicans plan to reduce the deficit. All these problems, of course, are the direct result of the Republicans having been in power previously under the "leadership" of Dick Cheney puppet-President "little shrub" George W. "mission accomplished" Bush. President Bush through an endless series of unerringly dangerously misguided policies destroyed a country left to him in strongly rebounding fiscal condition and at peace with the world by President Clinton and then tap-danced before being escorted off the White House portico at the end of his term.
Both Democrats and any thinking Republicans are completely perplexed as to how the "Pledge to America" could have any result but to achieve exactly the opposite of what House Republican leaders claimed it would, as they proposed as parts of the plan to continue tax breaks for the super-rich and lay off employed federal employees.
Finally, in a dramatic demonstration of their complete ignorance of history and general lack of thought altogether, the House Republican leaders promised to "reverse" the Obama health plan when they allegedly would take the House at mid-term elections under the spiritual guidance of Sarah "I cannot spell real words" Palin and the Mr-T Party.
Any person with even cursory knowledge of United States polical history realizes that almost no Congress has EVER reversed a bill it passed. Furthermore, Republicans would never have the votes to override President Obama's certain veto anyway.
House Republicans now are expected to end their absence from doing nothing to govern the United States as they were hired to do and return to their home states to pawn off their "Pledge to America" as their latest brainstorm. Like most Republican slogans, it only has three words, which most Republicans are expected to be able to remember (with teleprompters).

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Ninth Amendment Exclusive - Taliban Reportedly Acquires First Drone

Thursday,23 September 2010,PESHAWAR,PAKISTAN - Although the United States Government neither admits nor denies the use of drones or their intended targets, it has been widely reported in recent days that drones flying over Pakistan in recent days have killed more Taliban mid-level leaders as well as Pakistani insurgent leaders.
The Ninth Amendment has learned from unidentified sources the unreported news that at least one of these drones landed intact in a Taliban leader's swimming pool and is now "dried out" and usable. Osama bin Laden reportedly wishes to buy the drone from the Taliban for Al-Qaeda with money that he has earned in investments with the Bush family.
In related news unidentified sources reportedly also said that "You really think these (recently downed United States helicopters) aircraft have just fallen from the sky?" Apparently the unreported true facts are that the aircraft are being downed by United States Stinger missiles given years ago to the Taliban by the CIA when it created the Taliban. The CIA is now reported to actually have its own army in Afghanistan fighting against the Taliban which it previously created and armed.

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President Obama Declines to Touch Letter Held Up to Him by Texas Governor Perry

Wednesday, 11 August 2010, AUSTIN, TX - This past Monday President Barack Obama on landing in Texas for his one-day Democratic Party fundraising trip apparently personally was accosted upon his arrival as promised by Texas Governor Rick Perry. The Texas Governor with both hands held up a letter to President Obama he had written (by someone for him) to the President regarding U.S.- Mexico border security.
President Obama declined to touch the letter and waived it off to an aide. It was unclear if he even noticed Governor Perry who reportedly only reaches up about as far as the President's waistline. Undaunted the Texas Governor called after the President to be sure and come back to Texas soon so he and the President could together tour the Mexican border. Presumably Governor Perry personally will provide security for the President and himself on the outing. Governor Perry was widely reported recently to have killed a coyote (the animal variety) on his morning jog with a six-shooter he keeps in his running shorts. President Obama is not known to himself pack a gun.
Although it is not known if anyone read Governor Perry's letter, Head of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano did later that day respond to Governor Perry's letter to Washington on the same subject sent a month earlier. When a White House spokesperson noted that Governor Perry had recently declined an invitation to participate in a high-level Washington meeting on border security, Governor Perry's spokesperson issued a response stating that Governor Perry already knew what all their plans were.
Governor Perry recently let it be known that he has "activated" a "secret plan" for emergency measures in the event Texas faces an imminent threat presumably of Mexican invasion. The exact details of the "secret" plan were not revealed. Of course, if Governor Perry does decide that Texas is "seceding" from the United States as he already several times has threatened, Governor Perry probably realizes that in less than two hours the former Lone Star Republic will once again be a northern teritory of Mexico. In that case, Governor Perry is expected to quickly leave for Arizona.

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General McChrystal and Aides Give Idiot Interview to Rolling Stone Magazine

        Wednesday, June 23, 2010, EN ROUTE TO WASHINGTON, D.C. - General McChrystal reportedly is en route to Washington, D.C. a day after a story broke that the General and his aides will be featured shortly in a Rolling Stone article in which they criticized President Obama, Vice-President Biden, the U.S. Ambassador to Afghanistan, and U.S. Special Envoys to Pakistan and Afghanistan.
       The General, who for some reason is the commander of U.S. and international forces in Afghanistan despite the fact that all his military experience is in Special Operations and not formal military command is widely admired for his hard work ethic and willingness to say whatever he wants whenever he wishes. His pedigree is markedly opposite from General Petraeus who preceded him and was schooled in military protocol. Likewise, the General's aides are career Special Operations personnel who know nothing of military protocol and were not trained for formal military leadership positions.
       Recently, despite his inability to think before speaking, the General and his aides were permitted a limited interview with Rolling Stone magazine. The interview later dragged on for days after the explosion of the Icelandic volcano made air travel impossible. The General reiterated his belief that, despite the fact that largest number of American troops ever serving in Afghanistan are already there or en route, what the General believed was the only hope for victory was a further "surge" of troops and the commencement of counterinsurgency opertions.
       Since the General and other top military leaders met with the new President Obama in the White House within days after the Obama Presidency began, it became clear that General McChyrstal seemed to have some trouble understanding that President Obama is the Commander-in-Chief and that the General is basically nothing. After the General observed that Obama appeared "intimidated" by all the brass that the four generals sported at the meeting, Obama should have immediately fired the General, given him a dishonorable discharge for insubordination, sent him to Leavenworth, taken away his pension and all benefits, and given his family directions to the nearest place to get food stamps.
       Nevertheless, as of yesterday the General had not yet been fired by the "furious" Obama, who refused to accept his resignation presumably so he could have the option to fire the General in person with a dishonorable discharge. The General's press secretary did immediately resign yesterday after the story of the upcoming Rolling Stone article was leaked. Apart from trying to exert pressure on Obama, the General also called the U.S. Ambassador to Afghanistan a "liar" and further strained his relations with the Special U.S. Envoys to Pakistan and Afghanistan. The General's aides made disparaging remarks about the Obama administration and referred to the Vice-President as Joe "Bite-em", maybe because they are unable to read.
The General leaves President Obama in a tenuous position having made his comments on the eve of the massive Afgan invasion which is supposed to end the war for good. Since President Bush started the conflict it is expected to become the longest-lasting conflict in which the U.S. ever has participated. As far as is known, the General's strategy for winning the conflict has never worked in any conflict of significance in which the U.S. ever has participated. He may manage however to kill many civilians.
       Furthermore, the General's timing is somewhat less than ideal since most of the international force which the General commands has already fled the country and will therefore be unavailable for the General's big invasion. Some of the few other countries left there with a token number of troops were expected at least to call in some more, but the General's remarks demonstrating that he has not even agreed on a course of action with his commander-in-chief cast doubt on whether any other countries will be eager to send any troops when the U.S. cannot even figure out what the strategy is. Incidentally, the Taliban enemy in Afghanistan was created by the CIA.
       It is time for President Obama, one of the smartest and best educated Presidents that the U.S. has ever had, to take a firm hand with rogue generals, BP, banks, or anyone else who continues to fail to recognize Obama's rightful authority as President of the United States. It is time for the President to use his mind to strategize against those who clearly are not of his mental caliber and then to come down hard on them. General McChrystal may be the favorite of the fraudulently elected President Karzai of Afghanistan, but who cares. If the General's judgment regarding a mere interview is so poor, why should anyone believe it is any better in any other area. His plan as disclosed in music magazine Rolling Stone is nothing but another repeat performance of a losing U.S. strategy.
       All the General and the military in Afghanistan have managed to do do is once again let opium production run wild, and allow most citizens to become opium and heroin addicts. The Taliban reduced opium production to 5% in Afghanistan. The U.S. has let it get back up to over 90%. Shown direct evidence the U.S. military just says "well, that's not our job." So if you leave a country with 95% heroin addicts, is that somehow "bettering their way of life"? Get real. President Obama must fire General McChrystal in the Oval Office, remove all his "brass", issue him a dishonorable discharge, and send him to military prison for insubordination.
       President Obama, the time has come. Please do not spend your entire Presidency cleaning up George "Little Shrub" Bush' mess. His day will come to be executed for treason, staging a coup d'etat, and crimes against humanity. Meanwhile, President Obama, please get on with your own agenda. Give this world some hope. Too bad you were stuck with Afghanistan, but get real, has the United States ever prevailed in a conflict like that?

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New Orleans Federal Judge Blocks Obama Ban On Deep Sea Oil Rigs

Tuesday, September June 22, 2010, NEW ORLEANS - A New Orleans Federal District Judge delivered a scathing opinion to the U.S. Interior Department and the Obama adiministration today blocking the U.S. Government's current ban on deep sea oil drilling in the wake of the BP criminal disaster oil spill.
The Court made a few curious analogies including one in which it said that just because a passenger plane crashes the Government does not ground all flights. The FAA later clarified that actually in the wake of a plane crash the FAA often does ground all planes of the same type that crashed. Likewise, in the case at hand, the present ban on deep sea oil rigs would be similarly appropriate since it does not include all oil rigs but only those similar to the deep sea rig where the BP disaster still unfolds uncontrollably two months later.
This finer point apparently was lost on the Federal Judge who was, not surprisingly, nominated by President "Mad Cow Disease" Reagan. Another still living legacy of the President who started his inaugural speech with the phrase "I would just like to say at this in particular moment that...." and who will leave the United States with the fallout from his nightmarish policies years after his death several years ago from mad cow disease as well as a combination of Alzheimer's, senility, and a stunningly low IQ.
Later yeseterday it was widely revealed in the press that the New Orleans judge who ruled in favor of the oil industry has numerous financial holdings in oil companies, oil facilities, and, of course, oil rigs. Apparently the Judge either did not perceive this as a conflict of interest, did not care if it was a conflict of interest, or simply did not understand what a conflict of interest was.
As could be expected, before the Judge's order allowing the resumption of deep sea oil drilling could be implemented the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals was expected to immediately stay the District Judge's order so it can not be implemented, and the Fifth Circuit Appeals Court is expected to hear the Federal Government's appeal to reverse if necessary the District Court Judge's decision on an immediate emergency basis. At this time it is not known if the District Judge is investing in more deep sea oil rigs. One would suppose it may depend on whether he thinks his ruling will stand in the wake of scrutiny by the Appeals Courts above him.

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Governor Perry May Be Texas' Longest-Running Governor

June 16, 2010, AUSTIN - Should Texas Governor Perry beat Democratic contender Bill White in next November's general election for Texas Governor, Mr. Perry may be Texas' longest sitting Governor ever. As to whether this is actually true, no one is really sure, since Texas has maintained no historical records except its slaughter by the Mexicans at the Alamo, and no information is available about the State before 1955. All historical records were destroyed pursuant to an earlier joint Governor Bush / Central Intelligence Agency directive in the mid-1950's.
Governor Perry, loved the country over for his ability to kill coyotes and maintain a state with the worst air pollution, worst education, highest prison and death rates in the nation, also is adamant in his threats that the Great State of Texas may secede from the United States at any point since "the Federal Government keeps trying to tell him what to do." For example, to follow federal laws, educate his population above the level of pure ignorance, offer aid to the poor, or do anything which confuses Governor Perry as to what the Great Lone Star Republic truly represents despite its apparent location in the United States of America.
Should Mr. Perry actually move to secede Texas from the United States pursuant to some arcane reading of the U.S. Constitution (as Governor Perry allegedly can read at least at a third-grade level), Mexico would be expected to overrun the border and annex Texas, which belonged to Mexico in the first place, in about two hours.
Should Mr. Perry end up in prison in Texas, he will find himself luckily in a state where complete lack of any mental competence is no bar to execution. In the meantime, Mr. Pery can enjoy spending time in Texas prisons which are first in the nation for same-sex prisoner rapes.

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Israel Continues Tradition of Ethnic Cleansing and Murder of Other Races

May 2, 2010, OFF THE COAST OF GAZA - Israel this week continued its tradition of murder and oppression of Palestinians and others presumably based on the justification that the Holocaust entitles Israel to seize any part of the world it wants and drive out and slowly exterminate the former inhabitants. This tradition commenced after eight million Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, and others were murdered by the Germans under Hitler during World War Two.
Although the Palestinians are not known to have had anything to do with the Holocaust, the Jews moved in massive waves into the country of Palestine and with international intervention orchestrated their seizure of the country from its Palestinian inhabitants after filling the country with enough Jews to win the vote for possession. The Jews seizure of the country apparently was based on their belief that the Bible, Torah, or something they read in an old magazine, which said they had inhabited the land about three thousand years ago. Therefore they thought they ought to get it back.
Were the same situation to occur in the United States, the American Indians of course should be entitled to get the entire United States back except the southwest which the Mexicans would get. US citizens would have nowhere to live, nor to make money to prop up Israel any longer as the US lapdogs of the Middle East. Based on Israel's alienation of almost every other country in the world, Israel would be obliterated without US support in less than a week.
Meanwhile, Israel in its raid and murder of members of the emergency aid convoy being sent to Gaza, which Israel has cut off from the world, made the mistake of killing almost all Turks on the aid ship. This was a strategically curious move considering that the Turks were some of the last people left in the world who had any kind of "positive" relationship with the Israelis.
The Turkish Prime Minister now in response to the Israeli murder of Turkey's citizens has proclaimed that the Israelis are "bloody mass murderers". The Turkish people have made clear that relations with Israel will never again be the same.
Meanwhile Egypt has opened land crossings to Gaza as the last hope to bring in humanitarian aid to Gaza. Recently when Iran was not in attendance at President Obama's "non-proliferation" meeting in Washington, D.C., the Iranians had their own such meeting attended by scores of nations in Iran. Iran asked why Iran should be expected not to have nuclear missiles while Israel is widely known to have armed nuclear missiles aimed at Iran and presumably most of the rest of the Middle East which all has grown to hate Israel. To date, Israel is not known to have responded to Iran's query. Israel attended neither the US nor the Iranian "non-proliferation" meetings.

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Governor Perry Voices "Thoughts" on New Policy to Clean Texas Air

Thursday, May 27, 2010, AUSTIN - Texas Governor Perry today raised questions as to his fitness to serve as Governor of Texas in remarks showing he does not understand that states are subject to federal law. He also again may have demonstrated that he is the prototype homo sapiens with the lowest IQ since the evolution of the modern human being.
Governor Perry took umbrage with the USEPA Regional Administrator's statement that Texas must clean its air to levels at which humans can live. Governor Perry said that the federal government was again interfering with Texas' affairs. The USEPA Regional Administrator announced yesterday that the USEPA pursuant to federal law was immediately re-writing one air quality permit for a Texas refinery with the remainder of 49 Texas refinery and all heavy industry air quality permits to be taken over by the USEPA within "weeks not months" if Texas regulators proved unable to do so to bring them into compliance with federal law.
Under the Bush and Perry administrations every heavy air polluting facility in the state of Texas has been allowed to draft its own air permits that allow toxic, carcinogenic, and life-threatening levels of air pollutants that far exceed standards allowed under federal law in any state. The state of Texas has allowed all such facilities to violate federal law and emit killing levels of pollutants for many years. The air quality of the entire state of Texas has become far above allowable federal "attainment levels" for all major air pollutants, which now are also about to be made stricter in any case. Living in Texas is now a death sentence for those who care to breathe the air.
Since Texas air regulators have been doing no work and bringing no enforcement actions for years as they allow their state to be poisoned, one wonders about their "Love of Texas" or why they should have jobs. They certainly do not love anyone who breathes in Texas. Governor Perry is expected to retire to another state with clean air if he does not die or is not executed first.

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BP Oil Spill Reaches Louisiana Beaches, Headed for Florida and Atlantic Ocean

May 20, 2010, WASHINGTON, D.C. - British Petroleum, one of the richest corporations in the world, now claims to be capturing more than fifty per cent of the oil spewing from its Gulf of Mexico well in US waters for more than a month. 29% of U.S. Coastal fishing waters now have been destroyed by spill. BP asserts its newest effort to stem oil flow will be made this Sunday. Meanwhile the oil spill now coats Louisiana beaches and is headed for Florida's western coast. The spill is expected to destroy Florida beaches and estuaries as it heads around Florida and streams up into the Atlantic Ocean.
BP's claims are estimates of BP's ability to stop oil spew and are expected to be completely inaccurate and worthless since BP has proven totally incapable of controlling the oil spill which it let loose. Meanwhile President Obama has broken up the MMS division of the Department of Interior into three branches. All former MMS employees, who apparently have failed to do their jobs for their entire government careers, will be sent to Afghanistan strapped with locking suicide bombs and sent out to find Taliban to blow up. This should save money on their funeral expenses.
Oil and water separation efforts are to be undertaken using technology privately funded by Hollywood figure Kevin Costner. BP and other oil companies were unable to fund development of this separation technology because they earn so little money, despite their heartfelt and genuine concern for the environment of the Earth.
Meanwhile no one has publicly mentioned the possibility that the US might want to consider actually prohibiting off-shore oil drilling since oil industry experts have pointed out how "safe" it is and how much money oil companies can make from the oil, the worst energy source ever used.

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BP CEO Tony Hayward Pleadges to Pay for All Costs of Environmental Disaster

May 19, 2010, WASHINGTON, D.C. - British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward has sent a letter and testified before Congressional Committees that BP "will pay all legitimate claims" by coastal residents, communities, and businesses affected by the disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, expected to destroy one third of the United States coastline. He failed to mention the willingness of BP executives to spend several years in federal prison.
Mr. Hayward's disingenuous remarks contradict recent disagreements between BP and its contractors as to who bears financial responsibility for the disaster. Typical of high-ranking executives Mr. Hayward's obviously false testimony was accepted by Congressional Committees whose individuals rely heavily on the oil industry for campaign contributions.
President Obama "excorciated" those responsible for the disaster including the Interior Department and its MMS unit responsible for inspecting the thousands of oil wells sunk in the Gulf.
Although required every thirty days, the MMS inspectors actually rarely inspected the rigs. When they did, they spent an average of two to three hours conducting inspections which were totally inadequate while devoting the rest of their "work" hours to viewing internet pornography. Completely uninspected, BP well safety valves completely failed in the disasters since they were powered by batteries that did not operate and which valves contained experimental components which did not operate.
Like BP, the Interior Department played down the disaster without any serious opposition or intensive questioning from Congressional Committee members who are all tools of the oil industry. To date, one third of the Gulf of Mexico is now closed to all commercial and other fishing. There has been no serious discussion of terminating off-shore oil drilling.

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U.S. Supreme Court Rules "Sex Offenders" Can be Imprisoned Indefinitely

May 18, 2010, WASHINGTON, D.C. - Today it was reported that the U.S. Supreme Court voted 7-2 that "sex offenders" may be held indefinitely in prison after they have served their prison sentences. The Court established no requirements for rehabilitation, counseling, or any other therapy.
"Sex offenders" now can be held in prison cells for any period or the rest of their lives despite having served and completed their prison sentences. Several members of the Supreme Court are expected to retire or die while President Obama is in office. For unclear reasons, Mr. Justice Clarence Thomas is not being held indefinitely in prison, although he may be suffering from AIDS or any number of other STD's.

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President Obama and Janet Napolitano Dismay Supporters on "Drug War"

May 15, 2010, WASHINGTON,D.C. - The Associated Press today reported news of the forty year failed "War on Drugs" started by Richard Nixon and reported in this log weeks ago. The AP largely reproduced without accreditation information earlier reported here.
Despite pre-election President Obama's pledge to re-orient US policy regarding drugs to treatment, particularly in light of his own confessed use of marijuana and cocaine, not criminal enforcement, the White House reported that Obama's proposed budget actually exactly duplicated "President" Bush little shrub's failed budget for police with no more money for rehabilitation. When questioned Janet Napolitano affirmed her complete support for the failed "War on Drugs" and law enforcement budget.
Obama has proven himself to be a liar, incsincere and undeserving of re-election. Napolitano has exposed herself to be an idiot. Both are expected to return to their home states and never hold federal office again. Obama incidentally announced during his campaign that he was both a cocaine and marijuana user, as mentioned above. Janet Napolitano apparently was not as she did not know where to "score" the drugs. Bush was an idiot who abused cocaine for years, but Obama and Napolitano have no such excuse. The coming revolution is inevitable.

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California Wal-Marts Settle on Multi-Million Dollar Fine for Dumping Poison

3 May 2010, SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - Today reports were that Wal-Mart stores, currently also facing numerous other lawsuits across the country for sex discrimination, violation of labor and antitrust laws, as well as crimes against humanity, settled for a multi-million dollar penalty with environmental regulators for illegal storage and dumping of hazardous waste at 234 stores in California.
The cost of cleaning up hazardous waste from one 55-gallon drum that reaches the water table can cost over one million dollars and take over one hundred years. Wal-Mart is expected to recover penalty costs by further cutting employee "benefits", to the extent that any exist, and by continuing to sell unadvertised items at above-market prices after driving local retail stores out of business.

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Texas Governor Demonstrates Shooting Prowess

3 May, 2010, AUSTIN, TEXAS - In addition to recently waving a six-shooter and firing it in the air at the start of a NASCAR race, "Having a Little Fun" San Antonio Express-News, A Hearst Newspaper. Texas Governor Rick Perry this past week became the first Austin resident to shoot a coyote within city limits. He shot the coyote while on his morning jog with a handgun he always carries in his running shorts.
Although a coyote has never been known to threaten a human, Governor Perry shot the animal in "self-defense" when his security detail apparently proved unable to protect him from the threatening coyote. It is not known if Governor Perry plans to shoot it out with any potential future assassins or leave the task to his security detail.
Mr. Perry also recently rejected federal funding to help the underclass in the state of Texas, much as he had rejected earlier federal funding for education apparently on the basis of his inability to comprehend the law.
To date he is not believed to have carried out his threat that Texas would "secede" from the United States. Mr. Perry is perhaps best known for his refusal to stay the execution of a Texas inmate, because Mr. Perry believed it might hurt his political chances, although the inmate was found shortly before his execution to have been convicted with tainted evidence.
Apart from his demonstrated abilities to kill animals and humans, Mr. Perry has been mentioned as a possible candidate for future election as a United States President. Texas is known to have provided the country with some of the worst Presidents in history, often after they have "successfully" served as Texas Governors. Many Americans are aware of the Bush family's service to the United States. Lyndon Johnson did not even run for Presidential re-election.

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U.S. Supreme Court Gives Texas Deathrow Inmate Taste of U.S. "Justice"

April 22, 2010, WASHINGTON,D.C.- The United States Supreme Court recently after careful consideration summarily denied taking up the case of a Texas deathrow inmate. Earlier the inmate had had the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals deny re-opening the inmate's case after it was revealed that the trial judge and prosecutor had been having intimate sexual relations throughout the trial of the inmate's case. The Texas court concluded this was inconsequential to the fairness of the inmate's trial conviction.
Both the judge and prosecutor later made public statements expressly acknowledging they were sexually involved throughout the inmate's case, in which he was sentenced to death. True to the spirit of Texas' criminal "justice" system, the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals nevertheless held fast to its tradition of never reversing or reopening a guilty verdict.
The Texas court then stunningly reversed itself and opened the case for reconsideration last week coincidentally within days of The New York Times publishing an article reporting the facts of the Texas inmate's trial. The U.S. Supreme Court then followed this with a summary denial of the deathrow inmate's request for reconsideration.
The inmate now remains on death row waiting his turn. Texas executes more people than all the other states plus the U.S. federal government combined. Texas in fact executes more people than any nation in the world. Although at the bottom of many lists of state statistics for less important matters such as education, this week it was reported that more Texas inmates are raped by other prisoners than in any other state. Texas therefore actually is at the top of some lists other than just that for executions.

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Drug Cartels Attack Northern Mexico Army Bases

April 5, 2010, NEUVO LAREDO - Mexcian drug cartels armed with United States "over the counter" weapons (available at Wal-Mart) and funded by billions of dollars accumulated since President Nixon's failed phony "War on Drugs", now in its fortieth year, in the past week have continued to attack and ambush Mexican Police, Mexican Federal Police, and Mexican Military Forces in what Mexican President Cardeno somewhat oddly interprets as a sign of imminent government victory over the cartels. Cartels also have established roadblocks and attacked Mexican Army bases throughout Northern and other parts of Mexico.
Mexican law enforcement authorities, politicians, citizens and children have continued to either join the cartels or flee to the United States, while Texas has provided Mexicans with free room and board in prisons while they consolidate in the United States gangs now working with the cartels. The United States finally has another other side to fight against right here at home in the "War on Drugs".
The United States with its ill-conceived drug criminalization policies and enforcement in fact patiently funded, enabled and armed armies of sophisticated global criminal organizations for the past several decades while the United States actually had no enemy to fight in the meantime. However, the "War" did enable many individuals who otherwise would have spent their lives on unemployment to get jobs in the United States law enforcement community.
Black Suburbans previously stolen in the United States and taken to Mexico now are back following school buses full of children in Texas border towns. Mexican Army helicopters "inexplicably" recently have commenced regular incursions into United State airspace including hovering for long periods over San Diego neighborhoods.
Currently it is unclear how eager United States military forces are to begin fighting gangs, Mexican drug cartels and corrupt "official" Mexican forces moving into the United States now that United States forces have been spread all over the world, mostly to fight former "President" little shrub Bush's phony war on terror.
The United States military already repeatedly sends United States troops with serious post-traumatic stress disorders and brain injuries back into combat almost immediately with the kind of compassion shown soldiers treated for "shell shock" in World War One, for a couple of days and then immediately sent back to the trenches. Army psychiatrists who currently are otherwise not occupied killing unarmed US soldiers now have concluded that these repeated missions may not be good for mentally impaired soldiers' "souls".
Meanwhile Blackwater in its latest corporate iteration reports record profits and high prospects for further looting of the United States treasury through bogus contracts in Afghanistan. This in spite of multi-million dollar enforcement actions and lawsuits simultaneously being brought by the United States government against Blackwater in its many guises -- in which the Blackwater family of companies seriously overcharge the United States government on open-ended contracts, do shoddy work or none whatsoever in all operations, and are responsible for death and injury to huge numbers of United States forces due to their lack of adequate performance of critical contracted strategic support.
Blackwater's further responsibility for death and serious injury to untold civilians in "friendly countries" has been confirmed by many reputable witnesses and news organizations. Blackwater "for accounting reasons" prefers to be paid in piles of untraceable hundred dollar bills lowered from United States helicopters.
Former Vice-President (emphasize "vice") Dick Cheney is reported still to be alive and thinking up new monetary and murder schemes as he prepares to spend eternity in hell and take the rest of humanity with him if possible. He celebrated Easter by torturing small animals. This report was contributed to by all major newswires and the few newspapers of any repute still left in the United States.

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Ninth Amendment Resumes Dissemination

Monday, March 29, 2010, EL PASO - This past week the editor-in-chief and spiritual leader of this log reappeared after a nearly six month absence which interrupted routine dissemination of news and information in regular postings here. Plans now have resumed to continue future timely postings.
The editor reports in the last days of October 2009 while vacationing in Peshawar (which does not celebrate Halloween) he had a black hood thrown over his head, was handcuffed and shackled, and was injected with an unknown substance that made him "feel good" but also left him disoriented and unable to recall the following week.
He regained consciousness and memory in a cell with only a mattress, a copy of Gideons' Bible, and smelled of cat litter. For the next several months he was allowed only to watch Fox News and videos of the Bush family drag-racing pickup trucks. The food was "mediocre with little variation" and the guards complained about it as well. The editor passed the next five months meditating, doing yoga and talking with the guards outside about trouble they were having with women at home.
Just last week he learned he was at "Gitmo" when one of the guards exclaimed to the other, "We have to get him out of this place!" after learning that the new President Obama essentially had closed the facility about one year earlier. Apparently the "Gitmo" administration had failed to pass this information on to all the employees of the facility.
Nor to all CIA operatives passing through since Air America occasionally dropped new prisoners there when the authorities were unable to determine exactly what legal classification to keep them under without disclosing their confinement or location, without permitting Geneva Convention requirements such as International Red Cross inspections of the facility, or charging them with or trying them with any crimes.
The next thing your editor remembers is again being injected. He asked if he could have some of the drug as a "souvenir" to take home but was denied by the facility administrator (who wore the uniform of a United States Postal employee). Your editor awoke/regained consciousness a few days later at 4 a.m. sitting at the bar of a nightclub in Juarez, Mexico (which coincidentally is where he vacationed last year).
He reports that the happy hour was excellent but tourists should be aware the go-go dancers actually were mostly transsexuals. Also, the State Department has issued a safety warning about Americans vacationing in Juarez although the Department is notorious for often being overly cautious and seriously misinformed. The Department did recently issue a "green light" for families, especially those with small children, taking scenic road trips of Afghanistan which the Department reports recently "has been secured" and the status is "Mission Accomplished."
Please look for information on more developments in upcoming postings here once news from our various world bureaus has been reviewed. So far in 2010 two times the number of American soldiers now have been killed in Afghanistan compared to the first quarter of 2009 as well as three times the number of American casualties. Our hearts go out to the families and loved ones of these brave women and men who have sacrificed their young lives and well being for the sakes of all of us.

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